Th' scran ay loove.

[Delta40]

Lit us dine oan th' haggis ay life.
An' saw uir wild oats.
Ah mah wee black pudding
throogh aw th' strife
i will swallaw th' tripe

Och mah angel
who stares at me like
th' glazed een ay a stewed sheeps heed
yoo noorish mah sool
mair than onie stovie coods

Sweit loove my pipes ur smoking
my poke is bursting
lit me blaw yoo a memorable tuen
Shed yer apron
ain jawbox doon in th' clover
lit th' river gush by

[Maryd.]

Once again, I had to read it out loud with the accent... So cooot.

[Delta40]

I think I will translate it into welsh for Daffy

[Delta40]

Cyneuedig ni chiniawa oan th' haggis ie buchedd.
An' lifia uir gwyllt ceirch
Ah mah wee ddua boten
throogh aw th' strifei
ewyllysia swallaw th' tripe

Och mah angel
a stares amdana
cara th' gwydredig een ie a stewed sheeps falia
yoo noorish mah sool
mair na onie stovie coods

Sweit loove 'm beipiau ur yn mygu 'm brocio ydy yn
ymrwygo cyneuedig 'm blaw yoo a 'n gofiadwy tuen
Shed yer arffedog ain jawbox doon i mewn th' chlofer
cyneuedig th' afon bistyllio at

[Delta40]

think I prefer scottish

[Maryd.]

How do you know all this girlie...?

[Delta40]

scottish translator. I just converted Robert Frost's Road Less Taken. It is a wonderful read.

[Maryd.]

Well I really have to concentrate when reading the first one, let alone the Welsh version.

[hillwalker]

Reminds me of those instruction manuals for video recorders translated from Korean to English by a..... dyslexic robot? Being a native Welsh speaker myself this is hilarious as well as being 'so bad it's good'

Reminds me of the road sign they put up somewhere in South Wales - the contractors got someone to translate 'Cyclists Dismount' into Welsh but whoever was given the job used Google and mistakenly typed in 'Cystitis.....' - and the funny thing is that the sign was up for about 3 months before anyone noticed.

Hwyl, H

[Delta40]

ha ha. that is funny. I am guilty of visiting Engrish.com to put a smile on my face.

[dafydd manton]

I'm with Hill - so bad itls brilliant....the noo.

Fantastci - Rabbie Burns eat your heart out!