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Jerrybaldy
08-28-2010, 07:16 PM
(singalong)

Goodbye to you, my littlenet
weve known eachother, since in May we met
together we climbed stanzas and trees
learned of love and ABC's
poured our hearts and skinned our knees.
Goodbye dear Hawk its hard to die
while Daf and Mary fly up in the sky
Now thats Haunted's in the air
Anglophile is everywhere
pick a bud and he'll be there.
We had joy, we had fun, we had Daffy's awful pun
but the Hills we could climb
were all Walkers out of time.
Goodbye my Prince, please pray for me
I was the blacksheep of the famliy
You tried to teach me right from wrong.
Too much wine and too much song,
no wonder the poems were so long.
Goodbye Litnet its hard to die
whilst commentary still wonders why
Now that's Autumn's in the air
aspiring poets love to share
lift your pen and I'll be there.
We had joy, we had fun, we had Daffy's awful pun
but the puns and the song
like the seasons have all gone.
Goodbye Delta, my little one
you gave me rhyme and helped me find the fun.
And every time that I was down
you would always come around
and get my feet back on the ground.
Goodbye, monitors, its hard to die
whilst politics sing silent in the sky.
Now that's autumn's in the air
bloody dragons everywhere.
How I wish I still was there.
We had joy, we had fun, we had Daffy's awful pun
and the poems we could reach
were the ones they didnt teach.

Delta40
08-28-2010, 07:19 PM
I love that song and sang the tune while I read this post. I fear you're taking your wondrous talent with you.

angliholic
08-28-2010, 07:54 PM
I'm singing along while reading this hilarious piece!
I love the melody and your humours.
Thanks, Jerry, for giving us fun!
Goodbye, summer!
And welcome, autumn!

Haunted
08-29-2010, 03:05 AM
We had joy, we had fun, cos we're in Jerry's Seasons in the Pun!

dafydd manton
08-29-2010, 03:19 AM
*Sobs inconsolably, not because Jerry's snuffed it, but the rotten dog didn't leave me anything in the will. Come back Jerry, all is forgiven. [Performs resurrection, which he could regret.]*


Great bit of fun, that one, although you will be hearing from my solicitor in the morning about the puns. Mnk!

Hawkman
08-29-2010, 04:41 AM
Now that was a real giggle. Can I have your boots? Oh, and the gold pocket watch your uncle Bob gave you would look really good adorning my swelly belly. Where do you want me to send the daisy for the wreath?

hillwalker
08-29-2010, 04:56 PM
Don't dare leave us like this, or I'll be sending the 'girls' around to sort you out - MaryD, Haunted and Delta will probably be more effective than a begging letter.

dafydd manton
08-29-2010, 04:57 PM
"When shall we three meet again............!"

Delta40
08-29-2010, 05:03 PM
stop your tears now dafydd...((((hug))))

dafydd manton
08-31-2010, 03:41 PM
Just when we thought it was safe to come out, and The Balding One returns, cranium glowing in the evening sunlight, traffic lights reflecting off his forehead. *Oh well, we tried!*

Haunted
08-31-2010, 03:46 PM
:lol:

good timing...just as I need a mirror so I can powder my nose

dafydd manton
08-31-2010, 03:48 PM
Keep him away from airfields - it disturbs the runway lighting. Just when you think you're 12 miles out, finals, gear down and locked and at 3 degrees, and this shocking burst of light blinds you!!

PrinceMyshkin
08-31-2010, 04:02 PM
'Scuse me, but I don't recall you submitting your proposed retirement to the Membership Committee.

But it would be just like you, I suppose, to leave just after writing your first really fine poem!

dafydd manton
08-31-2010, 04:33 PM
I'll have words with 'im, Prince! Young upstart!

PrinceMyshkin
08-31-2010, 04:41 PM
I'll have words with 'im, Prince! Young upstart!

No use talking to these young whipper-snappers, Dude. Think they know everything. What say we hold a farewell party for him but just kind of forget to tell him when or where it will take place?

Jerrybaldy
08-31-2010, 04:43 PM
Thats it. I resign. Im gonna snap me some whip. First fine poem indeed. mutter. mutter.

dafydd manton
08-31-2010, 04:46 PM
Take no notice, he was exaggerating. It wasn't that good!