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Delta40
08-22-2010, 06:41 PM
god is it monday again?
I really need change
like continuing the weekend
by contracting a case of mange
so I can call up the boss
and tell her a big furry
that i need warmth and lots of rest
and absolutely no worries
then I'll go onto the net
stay at home and not travel far
give myself a makeover
even a new avatar
when I feel better
the dishes can be done
and I won't feel guilty
coz I'm sure not the only one
who is chucking a sickie
when I got better things to do
like watch Days of our Lives
and visit friends like you

symphony
08-22-2010, 06:44 PM
Way to go!

dafydd manton
08-22-2010, 06:45 PM
Just to make your day feel better
Send a post to some Litnetter
Then we praise you on your work
Whilst you have a well-earned shirk!!

Amen!

PrinceMyshkin
08-22-2010, 06:50 PM
I love the feeling that this just rolled out from under your fingertips.

Jerrybaldy
08-22-2010, 07:11 PM
know that feeling so well. You tapped into a universal. I agree with Prince, you sit and write, like talking, able to phrase the whole thing straight from mind to screen. natural.

Delta40
08-22-2010, 07:16 PM
thanks Jerry. definitely not going to work while I get feedback, pm's and read other people's work. these are my priorities for the day.

while my guitar gently weeps

hillwalker
08-22-2010, 07:24 PM
If your boss gives you a hard time we'll send the boys round. Daf and Jerry will sort her out and I'll..... I'll get back to you later.....

Delta40
08-22-2010, 07:27 PM
hang on, just guitar heroing I am the Walrus....there, that's better. My daughter is calling on my behalf thanks to the guilt of 20 years I imposed on her.....(evil snicker)

Jerrybaldy
08-22-2010, 07:33 PM
I am the egg man
sticky matter custard dripping from a dead dogs eye. wonder how that would have went down here?

Delta40
08-22-2010, 07:35 PM
... it dripped all the way to australia and the public lapped it up!

hillwalker
08-22-2010, 07:35 PM
I hope the phone is far enough from the tv for your boss not to be able to hear those killer licks - I suppose you also impressed upon your daughter 'Your Mother Should Know'

Delta40
08-22-2010, 07:43 PM
just made her a bowl of porridge to keep her sweet. her boyfriend is coming over later and I think she would prefer that i wasn't here so now she is going out instead. ah. the matriarch retains her throne....

Jerrybaldy
08-22-2010, 07:47 PM
Granny to be perusing her nest on a litnet nowork monday. Shellgrit calling from the beach.