Z-A Murder most foul

[SilentMute]

This is an alphabetic theme game. The theme is how would you knock off a character in a book you are writing. You can choose the tried and true methods, or you can be ridiculously creative.

Your method, though, must begin with the next letter--and we are going in descending order to make it more difficult. Give a little description how you would commit the deed with the weapon or circumstance.

I'll start off:

Z for Zamboni.

Take the victim ice skating and use the machine that smooths the surface of the ice to run them over.

The next person will start with the letter "Y" Remember to click the last page to get the next letter.

[Scheherazade]

Y for yoghurt.

Give them yoghurt laced with arsenic.

[Azazael]

Xylophone. Bash his head in with a Xylophone mallet.

[Scheherazade]

Wellingtons

Place an adder into their Wellingtons.

[MANICHAEAN]

A volley in his vestibule, veered his vortex visibly!

[papayahed]

Umbrellate them - Beat them profusely with an umbrella.

[soundofmusic]

T for tarantula

Put a nest of tarantulas in his bed

[EJMathews]

S - Salt them and leave them to dry on meat hook in the desert heat.

[Pendragon]

Roast them lightly o're the coals

[soundofmusic]

Quarter their abdomens and disembowel them while hanging by their necks...not a favorite of mine; but, historically, very popular

[SilentMute]

P for Piranhas.

Make them walk the diving board into a pool full of piranhas!

P.S. They are remaking the old movie--did you hear? Aside from Jaws and Psycho, that movie scared me!

[Delta40]

O for orange juice

lethal dose of tablets mixed in when you deliver it to his bedside table

[SilentMute]

M for Music

Lock them in a room and play some really awful music by one of the singers on American Idol that got booted off right away--having given them a gun with a single bullet...they can commit suicide or spend eternity listening to bad music.

[soundofmusic]

Lift: have them lift one of the heaviest contestants on the biggest loser tv show until they either get squashed or die of a heart attack

[SilentMute]

Oh, poop! My letter was N the last time! You see, this isn't as easy as it looks!

Anyway:

K--Knock them up with a litter of children like Octo-mom. Even if they don't die physically, they'll die emotionally.

[papayahed]

Jango Fett - Hire the bounty hunter to take them out.

[ReadingElmo]

Internet them...yes, their addiction will force them to begin to touch the keys, but they will not know they've been laced with poison.

[Pendragon]

Exploding computer mice will get most of the world, anyway... :leaving:

[papayahed]

Hurricane. Accidently give them directions that put them in the path of a raging category 5 hurricane.

[soundofmusic]

Grate them, forget to put the fan cover back on and offer to cool them off.

[ReadingElmo]

Forget them...leave them somewhere isolated with no access to electronics for an extended period of time, oh and without food and water and shelter, too.

[Scheherazade]

Elephant dunk.

Leave them where elephants are likely to do their "business" after drugging them.

(A few years ago, a zoo keeper got suffocated in this manner... If I remember correctly.)

[Pendragon]

The Six Gates-- a form of eaten by rats torture from the depths of Sax Rhomer's Fu Manchu...

[Pensive]

C for Cannibalism.

The term 'cannibalism' explains it all I think!

[Pendragon]

S for Suicide-- very self-explanatory

[Scheherazade]

S for Suicide-- very self-explanatoryPen, we going through the alphabet in reverse order. :)

B for bear.

Lock them up in a cage with a crazy bear.

[Pendragon]

Pen, we going through the alphabet in reverse order. :)



Thanks for the Tip

Axe murderer

[SilentMute]

Z for Zabaglione

Fill a pool full of zabaglione and have them drown in it.

[tainaprincess]

Y for Yellow Jessamine

Put honey made with yellow jessamine in their tea/coffee, and let the poison do it's work.

[billl]

X is for xerox.

White-out the mg of sedatives the person is to be prescribed, and then xerox a new label with a much higher amount.

[Pendragon]

W is for whip

Beat the life out of them with a rawhide bullwhip

[SilentMute]

V for Visitors!

Invite the Visitors and the victim to dinner...then discreetly lock the victim in the dining room with the human-eating aliens.

[Pendragon]

U for underground

Bury them alive!

[RaoulDuke]

T for talcum powder.

Tie the victim up, strap a gas mask around their phizog and attach bottle of talc onto ventilation of gas mask, so that when victim breathes in, they inhale lethal quantities of talc.

[Pendragon]

s for Soap

Leave slippery bars on the floor so people can slip on them and break their fool necks

[Calidore]

R for Rancid meat

Feed them the world's deadliest Monday meatloaf.

[Pompey Bum]

Q is for quarter. Draw and quarter your victim. And if that doesn't work, nickel and dime 'em!

[Calidore]

P for pool.

Killed by a hard, well aimed break shot. Clearly an unfortunate accident.

[Pompey Bum]

O is for Oreo. Feed your victim truckloads and wait for trans-fat to do its magic.

[Pendragon]

N is for Notorious, which the killer actually was.

[bounty]

M is for murder incorporated, which is a little known bruce springsteen song, which is where the bad guy came from in the first place!

[bounty]

M is for more double posts curses!

[Pompey Bum]

L is for lacing hot chocolate with strychnine.

[bounty]

k is for killing them dead dead dead. (where did I get that from I wonder?)

[Pompey Bum]

J is for jerry-rigging a toilet to explode when flushed.

[Pendragon]

I is for Injustice, for our killer gets away with murder...

[Calidore]

J is for jerry-rigging a toilet to explode when flushed.

Sh*tty way to die.

I is for an incendiary device hidden in a pack of cigarettes. Vices get you every time.

[Pompey Bum]

H is for hydrogen bomb. Why be subtle?

[Pendragon]

G is for Gallows--hang them higher than Hamen!

[Pompey Bum]

F is for fill his mouth with scorpions.

[Pendragon]

E is for Eviscerate, gut him like a deer...

[Pompey Bum]

D is for dipping in a big vat of acid while cackling, "Ha ha ha! Hope you like acid!"

[Pendragon]

C is for Chopping heads off with an axe...

[Calidore]

B is for baseball and boredom, marathoning the former until the victim dies of the latter.

[Lykren]

A is for Apple. Give them an apple, keep the doctor away, and hope they contract cancer.

[Pompey Bum]

B is for bear. Cover your victim in peanut butter and release him in Yellowstone.

[Pendragon]

A is for Agony, kill them very slowly with each cut calculated to induce more pain than the previous one

[Pompey Bum]

This time B is for bazooka. Fill in your intended victim's anti-tank weapon with pink bubblegum and watch with depraved delight as, upon firing, he is transported by a giant sticky bubble to Mars, a planet that lacks sufficient bubblegum to ever permit a return. The giant hedgehogs of Mars will make quick work of him, I assure you.

Edit: Or do we have to go all the way back to Z? If so, um, Z is for zoo. Paint your intended victim with zebra stripes and drop him into the hyena pit. But give him an overdose of sleeping pills first, so, even if if the hyenas aren't hungry, its still: ZZZZZZZZZZ.

I don't care which way we go from here.

[Pendragon]

Y is for Yaqui. These Native Americans had a habit of skinning their victims alive.

[Pompey Bum]

X is for very few things, but nuking your poor victim to a crisp with X-rays is one of them.

[Pendragon]

W is for waterboard. Sometimes things happen during these "non lethal" torture sessions...

[Pompey Bum]

V is for viper. Slip a viper into your intended victim's gin and tonic; it will probably bite him. If not, you can always hit him over the head with it.

[Pendragon]

U is for Universe. Send your victim on a one-way trip to the stars

[Pompey Bum]

T is for tarantula. Tape one of the leggy beauty's to the inside of your victim's phone and call repeatedly (their venom isn't that strong).

[Pendragon]

S is for snake, give 'em a diamondback rattler!

[Pompey Bum]

R is for real estate seminar. Lock the door and let nature take its course.

[Pendragon]

Q is for quiver--lock them outside in sub arctic temperatures

[Whifflingpin]

P is for pneumonia -- lock them outside in sub arctic temperatures

[Pendragon]

O is for Overload--hook them up to high voltage