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dafydd manton
08-21-2010, 08:30 AM
Splinters in my Heart.


In affairs of the heart I'm not very good
I think me left ventricle's made out of wood.
And though this romance thing is oft called fantastic
It's no flaming use if me arteries are plastic.
I try to write stuff that's all nice and romantic
But then it comes out all pathetic and frantic.
I try to find ways to put you in my work
And then I wind up like some bumbling berk.
I try to find ways to get to your heart
I reach for me arrow, but I use a blunt dart.
I try to find words, an affectionate term,
But I screw up the rhyme, or I use the wrong worm...
I try to find things that'll make you feel good
Then out comes me auricle, fashioned of wood.


I wish that I'd stuck to the flying, and rugger
Instead of this rhyme, where I look a daft ...........
And so I resolve, and I do it right here
I'm off down the pub for a gallon beer.

(My love is like a red, red nose.)



Justin Eidelburger. 2010

PrinceMyshkin
08-21-2010, 10:47 AM
Justin-case this was written by you, I must report that Dafy has copied it here (but either way, it's damned funny).

dafydd manton
08-21-2010, 10:50 AM
It's OK, Prince I paid him. 2 Yen, 3 Shekels and ten Australian cents!

Bar22do
08-21-2010, 11:40 AM
Three shekels! it's a joke! you took advantage of his exchange ignorance!!!

By the way, don't you know some (women) melt before the dumb and butterfingers...?

Very funny.

Bar

dafydd manton
08-21-2010, 11:45 AM
Thanks, Bar - I appreciate it. As for the women that melt at the buffoon - I haven't met one yet!

kittypaws
08-21-2010, 11:50 AM
Yep, I'm smiling! Well done for a morning laugh.:smilewinkgrin:

Bar22do
08-21-2010, 11:53 AM
You mean "la commedia è finita"? never accept that!

dafydd manton
08-21-2010, 01:35 PM
The play may be......but not the reviews!

Delta40
08-21-2010, 05:33 PM
ha ha and despite all that, his vulnerability lures the woman anyway!

Jerrybaldy
08-21-2010, 05:57 PM
Mystical beasts.
Writing love poetry is a minefield Daffy with a cliche waiting to blow up your sorry arse at any time (I do like that only the americanisation of arse is blocked on this site). I have found it works better if you make the female a mermaid. Your Cliches get hidden in the waves.
Outstanding as always Mr Daffy. ( Matron, daffy is being outstanding again, tell him off)
Jerry wotist.

dafydd manton
08-21-2010, 05:57 PM
Would somebody tell them, please? I'm sick of smothering myself in cheap after-shave, and putting on clean socks once a month!!

dafydd manton
08-21-2010, 05:58 PM
Mystical beasts.
Writing love poetry is a minefield Daffy with a cliche waiting to blow up your sorry arse at any time (I do like that only the americanisation of arse is blocked on this site). I have found it works better if you make the female a mermaid. Your Cliches get hidden in the waves.
Outstanding as always Mr Daffy. ( Matron, daffy is being outstanding again, tell him off)
Jerry wotist.

Dear Sir,

Mnk!

Yours ever,

Matron

PS I met a mermaid once - what a girl....36-24-£2.49p a pound.

hillwalker
08-21-2010, 07:25 PM
Whatever next.... a contract writing cards for Hallmark? It's no good you trying to be one of the lads again.... your secret's out. Is there no end to your talents?