Harry the Croc

[Delta40]

Dirty harry lives in the Northern Territory
He is a native crocodile
with mystic powers
because he predicted who would
win the world cup
and also the melbourne cup
so the media asked him who would
win the federal election
it is a true story
it reflects who australians are
it isn't a discussion of politics
Harry made his choice
when he snapped at a cardboard
cut out of a politician
lighten up