In Her Sweet Little Alice Blue Gown.

[dafydd manton]

Spurs are playing at Crystal Palace.
"Let's go dahn fer a fight!" sez Alice.
Alice has belted one of the guard
Using a housebrick, terribly hard.
With Malice.

Millwall are playing at Crystal Palace.
"Let's go dahn fer a fight!" sez Alice.
Alice is stood in the witness box
Chained to a copper with 14 locks.
That's justice.

Arsenal are playing at Crystal Palace.
Nobody's seen a sign of Alice.
She won't be there for many a week,
Sent to Holloway by the Beak.
She's callous!

:nopity::nopity:

[Hawkman]

AA Milne, eat your heart out! What a scream Dafydd, Really love it.

H

[hillwalker]

As a Spurs fan I had to laugh at this..... presumably written back in the days when the Palace were in the same division (and hopefully we are talking those 'glory glory' days raher than when Spurs slipped down a rung or two).

The question is where was Christopher Robin when all this was going on?

H :-)

[dafydd manton]

As a Spurs fan I had to laugh at this..... presumably written back in the days when the Palace were in the same division (and hopefully we are talking those 'glory glory' days raher than when Spurs slipped down a rung or two).

The question is where was Christopher Robin when all this was going on?

H :-)

Everybody knows he was a West Ham fan!

[Jerrybaldy]

love a good lymerick. But frankly this one I found rather.... sorry couldnt resist daf. Your rhyming reminds me of the best ever possible example ... (drum roll) pneumonia with phone ya in 'what do you get when you fall in love'. That is praise in jerryland.
best wishes
jerry (mrs)

[PrinceMyshkin]

Freaking wonderful! And this from someone who doesn't know soccer from sockeye salmon! (I, that is, not you)

[Maryd.]

Loved it, loved it... Your humour never ceases to amaze me... Keep them coming...
(Takes hat off and bows again)