Mouth Watering

[hack]

I used to drool for sex
and now I drool for breakfast
while buttering my toast
I often wonder, is it sexist?

To watch the waitress pass
and feel a little sleazy
that I should only hope
the eggs I get are over easy

[dafydd manton]

Comes to us all, in time. If I could find a decent rhyme for Viagra, I'd try and answer, but I keep getting this image of a waitress.....black bombazine.....white....No! No! Stop it, at once! Now look what you've started. Good job I enjoyed it so much!

[PrinceMyshkin]

the eggs I get are over easy

The sex, I guess, is over, too, but not that easy!

Wonderfully funny, thanks.

[angliholic]

I used to drool for sex
and now I drool for breakfast
while buttering my toast
I often wonder, is it sexist?

To watch the waitress pass
and feel a little sleazy
that I should only hope
the eggs I get are over easy
I'm drooling now
for this short but sexist piece!

How entertaining, innovative, and sexy!

[hillwalker]

A really witty, self-deprecating piece hack. Loved it.

H

[Jerrybaldy]

Very funny hack. Breakfasts have never been known to argue ;)

[Hawkman]

brilliant, hack. a real treat, for the eye of the beholder, delight in breakfast and the service :D

Live and be well, H

[.Kafka]

Suitable tone, and well, hilarious!

[Haunted]

this is so cute Hack, feeling sleazy for not feeling sleazy, still, don't you forget to tip the waitress!

[Delta40]

i believe a hearty breakfast leaves you most fullfilled and asks nothing more that you leave for work replenished.

[lallison]

What a great poem! i was thinking the same thing today walking home from work. All these hot Philippine girls walking by and all I could think about was where to go for dinner. It's frightening!