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LitNetIsGreat
08-07-2010, 04:46 PM
Happy birthday old fellow.

Gilliatt Gurgle
08-07-2010, 04:57 PM
I had just spotted your name on the list as well.

Happy Birthday JBI !

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*Classic*Charm*
08-07-2010, 05:37 PM
Happy Birthday!

motherhubbard
08-07-2010, 05:54 PM
happy birthday

JuniperWoolf
08-07-2010, 06:10 PM
Happy Birthday!

Paulclem
08-07-2010, 06:24 PM
Happy Birthday and many more of them.

Helga
08-07-2010, 07:40 PM
Happy birthday!

qimissung
08-07-2010, 09:06 PM
Happy Birthday

Virgil
08-07-2010, 10:15 PM
Happy Birthday JBI. :bday_2:


http://www.glorycardskjv.com/images/Birthday%20Chinese066.jpg

And a present for you:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BOaqeQJCxFU&feature=related

Hope you had a great day. :)

JBI
08-07-2010, 10:18 PM
Seeing how that is in simplified Chinese, you now have spyware on your computer :p

Virgil
08-07-2010, 10:24 PM
Seeing how that is in simplified Chinese, you now have spyware on your computer :p

:lol: I assume it says Happy Birthday.

JBI
08-07-2010, 10:37 PM
:lol: I assume it says Happy Birthday.

IT does, but simplified means it comes from mainland China.

qimissung
08-07-2010, 11:45 PM
What a touching exchange. I'm tearing up even as I write this...

mona amon
08-08-2010, 12:27 AM
Happy Birthday, JBI! :)

Lulim
08-08-2010, 01:01 AM
Happy birthday, JBI

caddy_caddy
08-08-2010, 11:57 AM
Happy Birthday JbI.

Lokasenna
08-08-2010, 12:18 PM
Happy Birthday!

Scheherazade
08-08-2010, 06:05 PM
Happy Birthday!


An interview with JBI:

*Why are we doing this interview thing?*
Because I was asked to.

*Are you sure you want to do this?*
Well, I am doing it so, I guess...

*Who killed Roger Rabbit?*
I thought he was framed not killed...

*Whose footprints would you find in the fridge?*
These questions are getting more and more absurd.

*If you had a personal theme song what would it be?*
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8krxhNgVhvU

*Are you male or female? *
Male

*What makes you keep coming back?*
I am not banned yet.

*Are you happy with the way things are here?*
Some things, others not. I am yet to get a + beside my name, that's one.

*Which countries have you visited?*
Lots, too many to list - check last years thread if that was a question, otherwise, I have been to many countries in Western, Southern and Northern Europe, Israel, Egypt, Argentina, The US, much of South-East Asia, and now I am heading to East Asia. Also have been to New Zealand, Iceland, Hungary, amongst others.

*Which languages do you speak?*
Fluently, English, Hebrew, sub-fluently, Italian, conversationally competent, Chinese, French (now limited).

*How do you like your home town?*
The weather could be better, it could be a lot less boring, but everything else is top notch.

*If you could live somewhere different, where would it be and why?*
I am moving to China for a year to study, so I guess that counts.

*Do you have any pets?*
One dog, I really don't like it, as last night it decided to keep me up by barking unceasingly throughout the night.

*What makes you happy?*
Nothing, clearly.

*What is mankind's biggest achievement, and its greatest downfall?*
My hair, which I will be losing in a few years :(

*Do you feel comfortable in your walk with God/atheism? *
Comfortable, no, resolved yes. Nobody who knows they will go nowhere when they die is comfortable, however, I am more comforted by knowing I won't end up in hell.

*Which actor should play you in a movie based on your life?*
Whoopie Goldberg, then Lucy Liu as a stunt/body double for the sex scenes.

*How did you meet your significant other?*
When I went crazy it grew inside my mind, and started talking to me, now we're engaged.

*Who inspires you most?*
God

*What are you naturally good at? (Skills, abilities, gifts etc.)*
Arguing, and making an a$$ of myself.

*What is the one thing you must do before you die?*
Stop breathing.

*If you had to teach something, what would you teach?*
Not English, definitely not English, especially to annoying kids.


*What method do you cherish above all others, as means to improving your life?*
Work hard and beat everyone - if they work for 4 hours, work for 8, if they get 100, get 100 also and pretend you didn't put any effort into it.

*What one thing would you NEED to have on a deserted island if you didn't have to worry over food and water? *
Some easy way to kill myself.

*If you were a king/queen for a day, what would you do?*
Be the Queen of Hearts in Alice and Wonderland.

*What song is in your head at the moment?*
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GXi7SFmTllo&feature=related but by a different singer.

*Which book are you reading at the moment?*
Paper Swordsmen: Jin Yong and the Modern Chinese Martial Arts Novel

*What is your favourite quote?*
很多理论你知道,可是你懂了吗? 很多道理你懂了,可是你运用了吗?

Roughly translated, you know a lot of principles, but do you understand them? You understand a lot of theories, but can you apply them?

I found that written inside a book.

*Favorite food?/ Comfort food?*
Dim Sum

*What time of day do you most often find yourself on the LitNet*?
I'm on at random bursts, too hard to say.

*What are you wearing at the moment?*
Jeans, a T-shirt, socks, shoes, glasses, boxers, etc.

*Favorite poem?*Oh, so many to choose from,

Right now I have a thing for this one:
http://wengu.tartarie.com/wg/wengu.php?l=Tangshi&no=215

*First novel you remember reading on your own?*Goblins in the Castle, or something along those lines. Can't remember much of the details, other than that the plot was rather contrived.

*What era do you find most of the books you read are from?*
Also hard to say, modern era out of necessity, since most of what I read is scholarship, and much of my classwork is done on modern literature.

*What do you do (for a living) to be able to keep your LitNet addiction going? And are you happy with your chosen profession?*
I am a student, and the governments (Canadian and Chinese) pay me nicely - I am happy, as it means I am not actually working.

*What question would you like to ask yourself?*
What should we eat for dinner.

*What would you like to be if you could change your profession?*
Firefighter - every girl likes a fireman even if they don't admit it.

*Which one of the seven dwarves are you and why?*
Angry, well, you know me.

*What is your most outstanding feature?*
My Acerbic Wit.

*If you could change one thing about the way you look, what would that be?*
Axe the nose, and add 20 pounds to my physique.

*What should you be doing at the moment instead of answering these questions?*
Studying Latin American Geography.

*Favorite movie?*
Mrs. Doubtfire

*Last movie you watched?*
This rather boring movie about the rise of communism in China which I had already seen.

*Wonderful Superman or depressing Batman?*
Who has the prettier girlfriend?

*If you could send one thing to the Room 101, one would that be?*
My bills.

*Are you mostly happy with life or are you still in pursuit?*
I am happy.

*What type of Faerie would you like to be and why?*
One that attracts sexy gold-digging women.

*One final word of wisdom for LitNet users?*
19th century novels are so boring, you guys should read poetry instead.

*What question would you like to ask to the person to be interview after you?*
Should JBI get an + beside his name?

JuniperWoolf
08-08-2010, 08:20 PM
This is now my second favourite interview. JBI, you clever, horny, emotionless, intellectually intimidating weirdo, you're aaalright.

Virgil
08-08-2010, 08:53 PM
Nice interview JBI. :)


*What are you naturally good at? (Skills, abilities, gifts etc.)*
Arguing, and making an a$$ of myself.
:lol: And don't you dare get yourself banned. You would be missed. :wink5:

Janine
08-08-2010, 10:41 PM
Happy Birthday, JBI!

Maximilianus
08-09-2010, 01:47 AM
Happy Birthday!

papayahed
08-09-2010, 09:03 AM
Happy Birthday!


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Niamh
08-09-2010, 01:14 PM
Happy Birthay JBI! Quality interview!

soundofmusic
08-09-2010, 09:15 PM
Wait a minute, didn't you just have a birthday about a year ago?

Pensive
08-10-2010, 09:09 AM
Belated Birthday Wishes, JBI! :)

TurquoiseSunset
08-10-2010, 09:40 AM
Happy Birthday JBI!!! Hope you had a fab day!

manolia
08-12-2010, 07:36 AM
Happy belated b-day :)

hoope
08-12-2010, 05:27 PM
I have been away for a while..just came in and knew its JBI's birthday ..
hope i am not late .. :(

Happy Birthday JBI .. and may this year bring you all that you wish :)

SleepyWitch
08-14-2010, 04:59 AM
a belated happy birthday!