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Biggus
08-06-2010, 10:54 AM
Black spot on roses and fingerless mittens
Green stinging nettles and flea ridden kittens
All creepy crawlies and insects with wings
These are a few of my un-favourite things

When my back aches
When my head spins
When I知 fighting mad
I just remember my un-favourite things,
And then I feel twice as bad.

Girls in tight trousers too small for their arses
People pretending that they don稚 wear glasses
Long bitter winters and damp dismal springs
These are a few of my un-favourite things

When my back aches
When my head spins
When I知 fighting mad
I just remember my un-favourite things,
And then I feel twice as bad.

People who talk while I知 watching the telly
Women who show off too much of their bellies
Anyone who whistles and tunelessly sings
These are a few of my un-favorite things

When my back aches
When my head spins
When I知 fighting mad
I just remember my un-favourite things,
And then I feel twice as bad.
Sapphire
08-06-2010, 11:04 AM
:lol: Nice spin on the Sound of Music ;)
Biggus
08-06-2010, 11:16 AM
Thank you
Jerrybaldy
08-06-2010, 12:02 PM
Impossible to read without singing every line to the tune in your head. I didnt even realise I knew the whole tune before reading.
Funny and brilliant.
JB
Delta40
08-06-2010, 06:13 PM
I sang the whole lot out loud. curse you Julie Andrews and you too Biggus for haunting me with this old song for the rest of the day!

(very clever though)
dafydd manton
08-06-2010, 06:33 PM
What was that song? What shall we do with a poet like Our Biggus? Like some of the others, I found myself singing it out load. My wife is now convinced I'm ready for the green van with the siren that goes "Looo-neee, Looo-neee!"
Biggus
08-07-2010, 04:57 AM
Thank you all for your great comments and for singing along
Paul
Alexander III
08-07-2010, 06:34 AM
Hahahaha this is great !

I couldn't help but sing your lyrics with the tune of the song while reading it :D

Great job Biggus
Biggus
08-08-2010, 03:51 AM
Thank you
Pensive
08-10-2010, 08:25 AM
:D
Basically very nice!


Girls in tight trousers too small for their arses

Women who show off too much of their bellies
I hope the only reason is aesthetics though. :)
Biggus
08-11-2010, 09:18 AM
Indeed, Thank you