Scheherazade
08-03-2010, 08:04 AM
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An interview with Biggus:
*Why are we doing this interview thing?*
I don’t know, will anyone read it?
*Are you sure you want to do this?*
Yes
*Who killed Roger Rabbit?*
I did because I really fancy Jessica
*Whose footprints would you find in the fridge?*
A Yetti?
*So, how old are you?*
54
*If you had a personal theme song what would it be?*
I am the walrus
*Are you male or female? *
I think so
*What makes you keep coming back?*
I’m a glutton for punishment
*Are you happy with the way things are here?*
Yes, where are we?
*Which countries have you visited?*
Ireland, France, Belgium, Holland, W Germany, E Germany, Poland, Switzerland, Italy, Greece, The former Yugoslavia
*Which languages do you speak?*
English and Rubbish
*How do you like your home town?*
I don’t like it at all
*If you could live somewhere different, where would it be and why?*
Somewhere on the coast, somewhere quiet.
*Do you have any pets?*
A cat called Blackberry (19) she was a wedding present
*What makes you happy?*
writing and painting and my family when they don’t interfere with my writing and painting
*What is mankind's biggest achievement, and its greatest downfall?*
Best; Inventing the word processor – Worst inventing the telephone
*Do you feel comfortable in your walk with God/atheism? *
Yes I am at peace with my god
*Which actor should play you in a movie based on your life?*
Donald Sutherland
*Given the option, what animal would you choose to be?*
A penguin
*What makes you feel great about yourself?*
My sense of humour
*How did you meet your significant other?*
At work
*Who inspires you most?*
Desmond Tutu
*What are you naturally good at? (Skills, abilities, gifts etc.)*
Writing, painting, being grumpy
*What is the one thing you must do before you die?*
Find a cure for death
*If you had to teach something, what would you teach?*
common sense
*What would you regret not fully doing, being or having in your life?*
my family
*What method do you cherish above all others, as means to improving your life?*
doing unto others
*What one thing would you NEED to have on a deserted island if you didn't have to worry over food and water? *
A radio
*If you were a king/queen for a day, what would you do?*
Declare myself King for a lifetime
*What song is in your head at the moment?*
Lucy in the sky with diamonds
*Which book are you reading at the moment?*
seriously funny – Adrian Plass, Jeff Lucas
*What is your favourite quote?*
“Illegitimus Non Carborundum" Or "Dont Let the Bastards Grind You Down"
*Favorite food?/ Comfort food?*
Chocolate
*What are you wearing at the moment?*
Chinos and t-shirt
*Favorite poem?*
Ode to an athlete dying young - Houseman
*First novel you remember reading on your own?*
The ABC Murders – Agatha Christie
*What era do you find most of the books you read are from?*
Between the wars
*Favorite TV shows?*
Crime dramas
*Which Forum members would you like to meet in person if you could?*
princemyskin
*Last words you said out loud?*
Black no sugar
*Last person you hugged/kissed?*
My Wife and Children after they wished me happy birthday (I had to before they gave me presents)
*What do you do (for a living) to be able to keep your LitNet addiction going? And are you happy with your chosen profession?*
Warehouse supervisor and no
*What question would you like to ask yourself?*
where did I leave my coffee
*What would you like to be if you could change your profession?*
a writer or painter I suppose
*Which one of the seven dwarves are you and why?*
grumpy need I say more
*What is your most outstanding feature?*
my eyes
*If you could change one thing about the way you look, what would that be?*
losing 50 pounds
*Which book do you wish you had written?*
anything by Stephen King
*What should you be doing at the moment instead of answering these questions?*
working
*Describe your ideal day, please.*
Not working
*Favorite movie?*
It’s a wonderfull life
*Last movie you watched?
Avotar
*Favorite painting?*
girl with a pearl earing - Vermeer
*Wonderful Superman or depressing Batman?*
superman
*Something you want to forget but you never can?*
Jonathon Ross
*If you could send one thing to the Room 101, one would that be?*
Reality TV
*Are you mostly happy with life or are you still in pursuit?*
still in pursuit
*What type of Faerie would you like to be and why?*
a 6ft 2” overweight one
*One final word of wisdom for LitNet users?*
Don’t eat yellow snow
*What question would you like to ask to the person to be interview after you?*
Who is your favourite Beatle
An interview with Biggus:
*Why are we doing this interview thing?*
I don’t know, will anyone read it?
*Are you sure you want to do this?*
Yes
*Who killed Roger Rabbit?*
I did because I really fancy Jessica
*Whose footprints would you find in the fridge?*
A Yetti?
*So, how old are you?*
54
*If you had a personal theme song what would it be?*
I am the walrus
*Are you male or female? *
I think so
*What makes you keep coming back?*
I’m a glutton for punishment
*Are you happy with the way things are here?*
Yes, where are we?
*Which countries have you visited?*
Ireland, France, Belgium, Holland, W Germany, E Germany, Poland, Switzerland, Italy, Greece, The former Yugoslavia
*Which languages do you speak?*
English and Rubbish
*How do you like your home town?*
I don’t like it at all
*If you could live somewhere different, where would it be and why?*
Somewhere on the coast, somewhere quiet.
*Do you have any pets?*
A cat called Blackberry (19) she was a wedding present
*What makes you happy?*
writing and painting and my family when they don’t interfere with my writing and painting
*What is mankind's biggest achievement, and its greatest downfall?*
Best; Inventing the word processor – Worst inventing the telephone
*Do you feel comfortable in your walk with God/atheism? *
Yes I am at peace with my god
*Which actor should play you in a movie based on your life?*
Donald Sutherland
*Given the option, what animal would you choose to be?*
A penguin
*What makes you feel great about yourself?*
My sense of humour
*How did you meet your significant other?*
At work
*Who inspires you most?*
Desmond Tutu
*What are you naturally good at? (Skills, abilities, gifts etc.)*
Writing, painting, being grumpy
*What is the one thing you must do before you die?*
Find a cure for death
*If you had to teach something, what would you teach?*
common sense
*What would you regret not fully doing, being or having in your life?*
my family
*What method do you cherish above all others, as means to improving your life?*
doing unto others
*What one thing would you NEED to have on a deserted island if you didn't have to worry over food and water? *
A radio
*If you were a king/queen for a day, what would you do?*
Declare myself King for a lifetime
*What song is in your head at the moment?*
Lucy in the sky with diamonds
*Which book are you reading at the moment?*
seriously funny – Adrian Plass, Jeff Lucas
*What is your favourite quote?*
“Illegitimus Non Carborundum" Or "Dont Let the Bastards Grind You Down"
*Favorite food?/ Comfort food?*
Chocolate
*What are you wearing at the moment?*
Chinos and t-shirt
*Favorite poem?*
Ode to an athlete dying young - Houseman
*First novel you remember reading on your own?*
The ABC Murders – Agatha Christie
*What era do you find most of the books you read are from?*
Between the wars
*Favorite TV shows?*
Crime dramas
*Which Forum members would you like to meet in person if you could?*
princemyskin
*Last words you said out loud?*
Black no sugar
*Last person you hugged/kissed?*
My Wife and Children after they wished me happy birthday (I had to before they gave me presents)
*What do you do (for a living) to be able to keep your LitNet addiction going? And are you happy with your chosen profession?*
Warehouse supervisor and no
*What question would you like to ask yourself?*
where did I leave my coffee
*What would you like to be if you could change your profession?*
a writer or painter I suppose
*Which one of the seven dwarves are you and why?*
grumpy need I say more
*What is your most outstanding feature?*
my eyes
*If you could change one thing about the way you look, what would that be?*
losing 50 pounds
*Which book do you wish you had written?*
anything by Stephen King
*What should you be doing at the moment instead of answering these questions?*
working
*Describe your ideal day, please.*
Not working
*Favorite movie?*
It’s a wonderfull life
*Last movie you watched?
Avotar
*Favorite painting?*
girl with a pearl earing - Vermeer
*Wonderful Superman or depressing Batman?*
superman
*Something you want to forget but you never can?*
Jonathon Ross
*If you could send one thing to the Room 101, one would that be?*
Reality TV
*Are you mostly happy with life or are you still in pursuit?*
still in pursuit
*What type of Faerie would you like to be and why?*
a 6ft 2” overweight one
*One final word of wisdom for LitNet users?*
Don’t eat yellow snow
*What question would you like to ask to the person to be interview after you?*
Who is your favourite Beatle