A fly with no manners

[miyako73]

My voracious friend and I
sat on a stinky yellow pie.
He farted and laughed.
I choked and coughed.
I was extremely mad at him.
I spat out chunks and cream.
He did not learn from his mother
that farting is bad during dinner.

[angliholic]

That's really bad manner talking about a stinky yellow pie when people are eating!

[Delta40]

this is gross but its also nice to be reminded of the varying social standards amongst all species!

[miyako73]

Just a tongue-and-cheek stuff. Making the joke of my 10 yo brother poetic-- hence, the rhyming.