21st CENTURY NURSERY RHYMES

[Biggus]

21st CENTURY NURSERY RHYMES # 148

Elsie Marley's grown so fine,
She won't get up to feed the swine,
But lies in bed 'till eight or nine!
Doing the farm hands two at a time

21st CENTURY NURSERY RHYMES # 149

Baby dear, good night, good night,
Doggie lies in slumbers deep;
Hush-a-bye, my treasure bright,
Pussy, too, is fast asleep.
So the question I must make
Is why are you still wide awake?

21st CENTURY NURSERY RHYMES # 150

As I was going up Pippen Hill,
Pippen Hill was dirty.
There I met a pretty miss
And she was very flirty

As I was going down Pippen Hill,
I left the girl so flirty
Pippen Hill was quite clean
But the girl was very dirty

[PrinceMyshkin]

148 is a naughty gem!

[Biggus]

Thanks Myshkin

[Bar22do]

naughty all of them! and good fun. thanks a lot - Bar

[Biggus]

Thanks Bar

[formality hater]

Liked them all. I wonder how kids will look chanting them!

[Biggus]

Thats a good question.


Thanks Paul

[justice4all]

:) wonderful writes! I very much enjoyed every line. Thank you for sharing and hopefully they will catch on. ;)

[Biggus]

Thank you

[Biggus]

21st CENTURY NURSERY RHYMES # 151

Cry Baby Bunting
Daddy's gone a-hunting
Well that’s not really true
He’s gone to Tesco’s with my sister Su

21st CENTURY NURSERY RHYMES # 152

Little Bo-peep has lost her sheep
And doesn’t know where to find them
Silly cow

21st CENTURY NURSERY RHYMES # 153

Little Miss Muffet, sat on her tuffet,
Eating her curds and whey..
Along came a spider,
And sat down beside her,
And said, "is that stuff pro-biotic?

21st CENTURY NURSERY RHYMES # 154

I love sixpence, jolly, jolly, sixpence,
I love sixpence as my life.
Well I don’t actually because it’s only worth 2 ½ p
And what can you buy with that?

[PrinceMyshkin]

You're a marvel, Biggus! I look forward eagerly to each of these postings.

I Google that Tesco's iis a chain of UK shops, but until I Googled it I assumed there was something naughty about taking your sister there. But then, I'm habituated to look for the sardonic and/or raunchy in your nursery rhymes.

[snowdrop17]

Funny poems Biggus! I liked them all. Kids singing them will make a jolly good show.

[Biggus]

Thanks Myshkin, thank God for Google eh?,

[Biggus]

Thanks Snowdrop

[Bar22do]

your very special voice and rhyme are amazingly original - I always wait for your next! thanks - Bar

[Biggus]

Many Thanks Bar

[Biggus]

21st CENTURY NURSERY RHYMES # 155

Pat a cake, Pat a cake, Bakers man
Bake me a cake as fast as you can;
Full of E numbers and artificial flavouring
Then microwave it until the oven pings

21st CENTURY NURSERY RHYMES # 156

Tom, Tom of Islington,
Married a wife on Sunday,
And that’s all I will tell
Because to be honest it doesn’t end well

21st CENTURY NURSERY RHYMES # 157

Three wise men of Gotham
Went to sea in a bowl:
Their wisdom was a misconception
They died and that’s natural selection

21st CENTURY NURSERY RHYMES # 158

There was a little man
Who wooed a little honey;
and she was wooed and wooed and wooed
But not as wude as he

21st CENTURY NURSERY RHYMES # 159

"Broken chairs to mend"
"Broken chairs to mend"
If I'd not gone to Argos
With money to spend,
I never would cry
"Broken chairs to mend"