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Matthew Gallo
07-02-2010, 07:24 AM
I guzzled down the €2.50 coke in the paper cup until it was half empty. €1.25 worth of coke was left, or there abouts. I reached into my dirty canvas bag, rummaged about for a second and pulled out a small silver hip flask. Shakily and without much finesse I poured the bourbon it contained into the coke and watched the level of liquid rise until the paper cup was full once more. I stuffed the flask back into my bag and started fumbling about for a pen.

Suddenly I was back at home, I was back sitting in amongst the late night chaos at kitchen table stirring a whiskey and coke with a regular ball point pen. I gulped it. Tasted like ink. I drained the glass and I winced. Stirring whiskey with a pen, I never heard of such a stupid idea.
Then, almost as abruptly as I had left I was back in Barcelona, back sitting on the stone steps under the warmth of the stars, surrounded by friends, friends surrounded by strangers, everyone drinking down the mixer in their paper cups until they were a quarter empty.

I pulled my hand from out of my bag, looked at it for a second, then stirred my drink with my index finger. I gulped it. Tasted like whiskey and coke. Win. I licked the frothy wet from my finger, sucked on it until it was dry and then used it to poke Will, who was sitting to my left.

“It’s so simple” I told him, “I never realised before now but it’s perfectly o.k to stir the whiskey into your coke using your finger”.

I held up my hand and showed him my finger. Then I held my drinks to my lips and took a sip.

“Makes sense”, he laughed. He always laughed, even when I wasn’t really making any sense or being crude or making inappropriate jokes. He had a certain laugh, we both had a certain laugh, for when someone was making inappropriate or dirty jokes. Our filthy old men laughs, for when we’re flilthy old man. It’s important to practise these things now before we’re too old and have to spend most of our time just straight perving.

“Maybe I should go tell all these people? You think think any of them realise you can do that?”

“These people?” he hesitated, “Just take a look at them, they’re filming the band on their mobiles phones, they clearly don’t know ****.”

I looked at the couple of thousand strong crowd drowning in the darkness. All the big lights were shining at the stage and it was difficult to make out one person from the next. In the abyss I could make out hundreds of tiny LED screens, shades of electric blue and sickly green, all pointed towards the band. Broken Social Scene. A very broken social scene indeed.

“Oh yeah, what *******s.”

“Why do people do that? Just watch the god damned band with your own eyes, you’ll remember it much better that way”.

“Yes, but then they won’t have ****ty little grainy videos to show off to their idiot friends when they get home.”

“That’s true”.

We laughed a while, it wasn’t our dirty man laughs and I wasn’t sure what exactly we were laughing at but it was coming from the gut, from right down there in the pits of our stomachs where our intstincts and the whiskey (in mine) and the rum (in Wills) sloshed about with expensive mixers. I took a big slug from my cardboard cup which swam with urgency down my throat to join the rest. It felt good, I felt good. I looked over at Will and then back at the crowd.
There they stood, hundreds of them all squashed in together, insignificant black silhouettes against an even blacker night sky. A host of multi-coloured lights from the scaffolding that surrounded the stage started skimming erratically over the crowd bringing neon and colour and life to their personal worlds. They searched left and right, north and south, high and low, probably searching for someone who was actually watching the band with their own eyes, or maybe someone who was stirring their drink with a finger. Who knows? Good luck to them though, I thought.

Suddenly, a break down. The singing stopped, the music persisted in the form of a series of simple loops and clattering percussion and a huge brilliant yellow searchlight above the band burned bright. It reached out into the darkness turning the lonely crowd into thousands of cardboard cut-outs; black, motionless, an endless void of people without faces, LED screens for eyes, no features, no thoughts, no dreams, a 2D version of life. As the light passed over head, the angle it came in at caused a thin ring of light to form around the crowns of their many heads. Like halos.
Well, we were all somebody’s angel, I guess.
Finally, the search light made it out to the bleachers where it rested for long moment on Will. I pulled my arm tightly around him and squeezed.

“Yeah, they’re a bunch of *******s alright my friend.”

Matthew Gallo
07-02-2010, 07:29 AM
Hello.

I'm new to the forums. This is something i'm working from a collection of stories about a group of friends in Barcelona, I still consider it unfinished but i'd like to get some opinions on it if possible. I've been sending stories to my friends for a while now and they always come up with the same old "that's nice yeah" etc. I feel brave enough now to start searching for opinions that differ from that.

I don't mind if you want to critisize, any and all comments will be helpful at this stage.

Thank you.

giventofly
07-02-2010, 10:25 PM
Hey Matthew, welcome to the forum! :-)
I'm gonna give you some honest, blunt feedback here since I assume that is what you want, based on your comments. To be honest, this story isn't that good. Your writing is fine, pretty good even, but the story is very weak. I'm sure that this was one of those events that seemed amusing to you and your friends at the time, but it's kind of a "had to be there" kind of thing. There's really no plot to speak of... just your observations of what was happening around you. The beginning of the story is very repetitive. It's essentially a series of "I did this...", "I did that..." sentences. This can become taxing on the reader very quickly. Try to add some variety to your sentence structure. Like I said, this is in no way a criticism of your writing skills... quite the contrary. Your writing is technically proficient, I'd even say above average . It's just the story itself and the way it's presented that lacks any real punch. Keep at it though. I certainly don't want this to come off as me ripping into you or trying to discourage you. Crafting a story is difficult and takes a lot of practice. So, do that... keep practicing the craft of storytelling and you will keep improving. Look forward to reading more from you.

Matthew Gallo
07-03-2010, 05:55 AM
Thanks giventofly, that it exactly what I wanted yes and exactly why I posted it. To get the opinions of people who aren't in my friendship group.
Though this is based on something that happened to me, the characters are fictional and the stories are supposed to be more about their relationships and creating something out of seemingly insignificant moments, a few of them such as this one I guess a real lacks storyline that's true. It's not supposed to be about the joke or why they're laughing but instead about their friendship. As I said I don't consider it finished for a second and your comments are greatly appreciated and I'll consider them when going back over it.

Thank you very much.

Lumiere
07-04-2010, 02:23 PM
I'm a lousy critic,
but I'll tell you what I like, if you're interested:

I like the stirring of the cup - first with the pen, then with the finger;
I think this works well as a metaphor.

I don't know if you were genuine in your proposition that "Everyone Else Is An A**hole" - as in, "all these conventional, materialistic young people with cellphones are a**holes"
or if you were shining some mocking light on the "non-materialistic" people - your main guys - who think such things - as in, they're no better.

Or neither.