If you were

[Biggus]

If you were a kiss
You would be passion
If you were a dress
You’d be high fashion
If you were a pop song,
You would be number one
If you were an Olympian
You would be champion
If you were a star
You’d be the brightest
If you were a caress
You’d be the lightest
If you were a drink
You would be Moet
If you were a joke
You would be funny
If you were a flower
You would be exotic
If you were a dance
You would be erotic
If you were unmarried
You would be quite free
If you were so inclined
You could then marry me

[aliengirl]

Lovely poem Biggus! The turn of thought in the last two lines is quite funny.

[Delta40]

ahhh....Biggus this is wonderful, romantic and even a tad manipulative? but who cares if she likes you!

[PrinceMyshkin]

And how could she resist those open-hearted, yearning final lines?

You might want to look up Cole Porter's "You're the top" for a witty comparison.
http://www.stlyrics.com/lyrics/de-lovely/yourethetop.htm

[Biggus]

Thank you all for being so soppy - Paul