MANICHAEAN
06-11-2010, 02:13 AM
Examples of some slight misinterpretations of historical events.
The Renaissance was an age in which more individuals felt the value human being. Martin Luther was nailed to the church door at Wittenburg selling papal indulgences. He died a horrible death, being excommunicated by a bull. It was the painter Donatello's interest in the female nude that made him the father of the Renaissance. It was an age of great inventions and discoveries. Gutenburg invented the Bible. Sir Walter Raleigh is a historical figure because he invented cigerattes. Another important invention was the circulation of blood. Sir Francis Drake circumcised the world with a 100 foot clipper.
Writing at the same time as Shakespeare was Miquel Cervantes. He wrote "Donkey Hote".The next great author was John Milton. Milton wrote "Paradise Lost.". Then his wife dies & he wrote "Paradise Regained."
Bach was the most famous composer in the world, and so was Handel. Handel was half German, half Italian and half English. Bach died from 1750 to the present. Beethoven wrote music even though he was deaf. He was so deaf he wrote loud music. He took long walks in the forest even when everyone was calling for him. Beethoven expired in 1827 and later died for this.
The sun never set on the British Empire because the British Empire is in the east and the sun sets in the west. Queen Victoria was the longest queen. She sat on a throne for 63 years.Her reclining years and finally the end of her life were exemplatory of a great personality. Her death was the final event which ended her reign.
The Renaissance was an age in which more individuals felt the value human being. Martin Luther was nailed to the church door at Wittenburg selling papal indulgences. He died a horrible death, being excommunicated by a bull. It was the painter Donatello's interest in the female nude that made him the father of the Renaissance. It was an age of great inventions and discoveries. Gutenburg invented the Bible. Sir Walter Raleigh is a historical figure because he invented cigerattes. Another important invention was the circulation of blood. Sir Francis Drake circumcised the world with a 100 foot clipper.
Writing at the same time as Shakespeare was Miquel Cervantes. He wrote "Donkey Hote".The next great author was John Milton. Milton wrote "Paradise Lost.". Then his wife dies & he wrote "Paradise Regained."
Bach was the most famous composer in the world, and so was Handel. Handel was half German, half Italian and half English. Bach died from 1750 to the present. Beethoven wrote music even though he was deaf. He was so deaf he wrote loud music. He took long walks in the forest even when everyone was calling for him. Beethoven expired in 1827 and later died for this.
The sun never set on the British Empire because the British Empire is in the east and the sun sets in the west. Queen Victoria was the longest queen. She sat on a throne for 63 years.Her reclining years and finally the end of her life were exemplatory of a great personality. Her death was the final event which ended her reign.