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Biggus
05-26-2010, 04:06 AM
THE COURTING RULE

When I was courting
Many years ago
I had a golden rule
Which I liked to follow
This ruled applied
To certain criteria
Namely that the girl
Should live in the same area
In extreme cases
A short bus ride away
As a general rule
Only one street away
But preferably
In the same street, or
In a perfect world
The house next door
My kids have no such rule
And don’t date girls in our road
In fact they won’t even date
A girl in our post code

*****IN’ BABE

Wow as you passed slowly by
You really caught my eye
With your figure so top class
Can I grope and squeeze your arse?
You have a very ample chest
Can I fumble inside your vest?
Are you moist beneath the waist?
Will you let me have a taste?
Oh your hips gyrate and tease
Let me split your whiskers please
Let me leave you in a state of bliss
If not I will gladly settle for a kiss

DRIVING RAIN

Wipers swish
Expelling the rain drops
Heater whirls
Expelling heat to clear the mist
Headlights burn
Expelling darkness and fear
It’s a dirty night
But the doggers will be here

WHAT ARE YOU LOOKING FOR?

Are you looking for someone perchance?
To partner in physical love’s erotic dance
It doesn’t matter to any of us though
If you just want to go at it with gusto
Maybe you have a penchant for a tart?
One of easy virtue but one with a heart
Or do you hanker more for a nympho
A raver to satisfy your burning libido
Does your bent lean towards a temptress
Or someone you can use as a mattress
No I think you look for more from your life
You are looking for a girl to be your wife

LOVE OF THE SEA

Oh my love how you remind me of the sea
Not for being amazing, powerful and dramatic
No, you remind me of the sea my darling
Because when I’m close to you I feel sick

TAKE A CLOSER LOOK

You don’t need expensive binoculars
They’re a waste of money you know
Instead of bringing the object nearer
Stand closer to her bedroom window

Jerrybaldy
05-26-2010, 06:08 PM
enjoyed reading them all

MorpheusSandman
05-26-2010, 09:49 PM
I really love these, mostly because of the variety of tones and styles. This is some of your best work, Big. The first one I found a little blah, but after that they're all great. I love the rather frank eroticism of ****In' Babe, the evocative mystery of Driving Rain (what's "doggers" mean, though?), the all-encompassing, taste-centered "What Are You Looking For?" which brilliantly goes through many of the "types", and then you have your trademark humor with the last two (I think the first is better).

Biggus
05-27-2010, 04:54 AM
Thank you.

Doggers are people who meet at remote places for sex while others look on.