Words not to be attempted when drunk.

[MANICHAEAN]

Ever been in that situation where people try when drunk, to use words that they struggle with? i.e.

Things that are difficult to say when drunk:

Innovative.

Preliminary.

Proliferation.

Cinnamon.

Things that are very difficult to say when drunk:

Specificity.

Anti-Constitutionalistically.

Passive-Aggressive disorder.

Transubstantiate.

[Basil]

From my own personal experience, I have found that the word officer can all too easily be mispronounced as "ociffer."

[Lokasenna]

In my experience, some of the hardest words to say when drunk are "No thank you, I think I've had enough". Some people also seem to stuggle with "Actually, I've only known you for five minutes, you're ugly and you smell; let's not have sex!"

[papayahed]

intestinal fortitude

[Niamh]

I know a few people who when drunk turn the word cinema into cimena. :p
Also try to say phenomenon when drunk! :p

[Scheherazade]

Ever been in that situation where people try when drunk, to use words that they struggle with? i.e.

Things that are difficult to say when drunk:

Innovative.

Preliminary.

Proliferation.

Cinnamon.

Things that are very difficult to say when drunk:

Specificity.

Anti-Constitutionalistically.

Passive-Aggressive disorder.

Transubstantiate.I think I would be challenged to say some of these words even when I am sober.

[Niamh]

I have problems with the word Preliminary anyway. that and paramilitary.

[Sancho]

I once tried to say this to an officer of the law while drunk, “Good evening sheriff. It sure is a nice night. Isn’t it? My – my, you’re looking sharp in your uniform tonight. Is there some sort of a problem?”

But it came out something like this, “mussa-frussa.”

I know that’s how it came out because it was all captured on the dash-cam.

Also, it would seem, saying your ABCs while wasted is problematic.

[BienvenuJDC]

Firetruck...

And teaching your two year old to say 'firetruck' is also somewhat problematic...

[1n50mn14]

'I think you're a really cool person', always seems to come out the wrong way...
Other than that, anything with 'th's and 'sh's.

[Niamh]

I think Communism should be on that list. :)

[Sancho]

unfunded federal mandates

This is a fun thread!

[rabid reader]

I have difficulty with the word hospital when I am intoxicated, for some reason i cannot end it, I go hospital-pital-pital-pital a few times before I start to fade myself out.

[TurquoiseSunset]

Anything in the English language really!

Some days my English is great and other days I can hardly speak my own language, let alone a second one...and that's when I'm sober :D Generally my English has taken a turn for the worse since I have been working in a predominantly Afrikaans office...

[Sancho]

Baba ghanoush

[Whifflingpin]

Sir Sydney Smith's Strathspey

[janesmith]

Pheasant Plucker

[Helga]

what about words that make you laugh like crazy, the icelandic word for demon is puki it's incredibly funny when your drunk

[Scheherazade]

I am wondering how Scheherazade would sound when said drunk...

Of course we won't ask anyone to spell Shechaezaedre while they are drunk....

:p

[Niamh]

I cant even pronounce that now what makes you think i'd even attempt to drunk! :blush:

[Joreads]

Yes - it can get you in more trouble then you ever dreamed

[Scheherazade]

Apparently people cannot say "cyclists" or "pedestrians" while they are drunk either.

:p