Funny Abbreviations

[Nikhar]

Very Simple.
I give an abbreviation. You expand it. Make it funny. Then you give another abbreviation and the game goes on.

Let our imaginations goooo wild.




For next person;
FBI

[stephofthenight]

Federal bs incorperated :D

btw

[Maximilianus]

Beat The Whopper.

EPA.

[billl]

End Plant Abuse

RSVP

[BienvenuJDC]

Really Stupid Vice President

DUI

[Nikhar]

Dung Under Iris.

ASAP

[Maximilianus]

As Silent As Possible.

CEO

[Nikhar]

cloak et oak ( i know that's meaningless but couldnt think of nethin at all)


LPG

[Maximilianus]

Love Per Gallons.

HBO.

[stephofthenight]

hug boyfriend often :D

mia

[BienvenuJDC]

Manipulating Information Act

NAACP

[stephofthenight]

wow thats a bad one for me to get

numbers are always causing problems

i didnt know what it really ment until last year...

peta

[Maximilianus]

Patience Ends The Ammo.

USMC.

[MANICHAEAN]

Universal Society of Macadonion Cads.

ymca

[Maximilianus]

Your Miserable Calendar... Agh! (I know it makes no sense, but for some reason I found it funny :p)

IRS.

[MANICHAEAN]

Inland Revenue Studs.

OSHA

[Maximilianus]

Onward Samaritan Hates Apathy.

CIA.

[MANICHAEAN]

Call In Army

OBE

[Nikhar]

Obese Bun-Eater


NASA

[Maximilianus]

Not Another Spaceship, Alas!


NATO.

[Pendragon]

No Animal Totally Overlooked

FUBAR (Military Term)

[Maximilianus]

Further Unanimity Begins Air Raid.

ROFL.

[MANICHAEAN]

Reggie Offends French Liberals

KBE

[BienvenuJDC]

Kanye Boasts Evilly

HBO

[Maximilianus]

Honesty Beyond Odds.

NBC.

[Pendragon]

no Boys Committed

EMO

[Tarvaa]

every monday oversleep

ASAP

[BienvenuJDC]

Alas Somebody Added Purpose

TMB

[Tarvaa]

too much bother

www.

[Maryd.]

Where, when and why?

PM

[Tarvaa]

prime muppet

VCR

[BienvenuJDC]

Very Corny Response

DVD

[Nikhar]

Die Villian Die


CID

[MANICHAEAN]

Cool Indian Dude

RSPCA

[Pendragon]

Royal Star Pepsi Cola Association

WAC

[aliengirl]

World Association of Clowns

BBC

[Nikhar]

Blond and Brunette Club

KFC

[the silent x]

Kinetic Factories Cascade

DCLLCD

[Pendragon]

Dale's Compendium of Long Legged Cute Dolls

SNAFU

[Maximilianus]

Sarah Nods At Fiery Undies.

WWF.

[Pendragon]

We Will Fail

KISS

[Nikhar]

Kate is super sexy


HTTP

[snowdrop17]

Highly Temperamental and Ticklish Personality

WWW

[humpty dumpty]

Wonderfully Wacky Words


NASA

[L.M. The Third]

Nauseous After Seeing Anyone

CIA

[Revolte]

Coolaid Island is Abbreviated

FWIW

[Pendragon]

For Which I Wish

BFF

[Nikhar]

Bill's funniest farce

ICC

[BienvenuJDC]

Incidental Charge Card

FIFO

[Nikhar]

Fall In Fall Out

BCCI

[aliengirl]

Before China Can Imagine

UNESCO

[BienvenuJDC]

EDIT: Unwanted New England Seaweed Collected Offshore

Because Caring Causes Intimacy

BFE

[humpty dumpty]

Biggest Flirt Ever


RIP

[snowdrop17]

Richest Idiot Person

TRP

[L.M. The Third]

Tackling Radioactive Pirates

UPS

[BienvenuJDC]

Undying Persuasive Servitude

BP

[Maximilianus]

Beyond Persuasion.

BPP

[MANICHAEAN]

Be Positive Pedro

XMOT

[Maximilianus]

Xavier's Motives Overly Twisted.

UNCLE

[MANICHAEAN]

Useless Nerds Clone Lost Empire

ZXQI

[Maximilianus]

Zoe and Xander Quit Immediately

DPI

[MANICHAEAN]

Max I thought I had you there!

ZZZXY

[Maximilianus]

Max I thought I had you there!

Not just yet http://smiles.kolobok.us/remake/no.gif


ZZZXY
Zoe Zane is Zapping Xylophones on Youtube :p

FYI

[Nikhar]

Friggin Young to use I-pill

SOS

[aliengirl]

Son-in-law of son-in-law

IOC

[Pendragon]

Ignorant Of Cause

DUI

[Maximilianus]

Derelict Urchin Inbound.

DEA

[L.M. The Third]

Died Eating Asparagus

TLC

[snowdrop17]

Totally Lacking Confidence.

HBO

[Nikhar]

Heart breaking ogre


BSNL

[Maximilianus]

Be Someone Nice, Love.

HSBC

[humpty dumpty]

High Security Baby Carriages

RSVP

[Maximilianus]

Reading Something Vaguely Profound.

ADHD.

[MANICHAEAN]

Agentinian Dreams His Dream

PQZI

[Maximilianus]

:D

Purported Queen Zipped In.

SSBTC.

[Nikhar]

Sickly Sour Buttocks To Carry

NBA

[Maximilianus]

Nipples Banished Aloft.

ASCAP

[Pendragon]

Any Sod Can Appear Perfect

WYSIWYG

[Nikhar]

What You Spew Is What You Gulped

FB

[Beautifull]

Facial Bears

YNSMC

[Jazz_]

You're Not Serious Mon Cherie

ASIO

[GoldenCarcajou]

Always Sing In Owlery

UNESCO

[Maximilianus]

U Need an Even Step to Climb the Odd.

OCD

[aliengirl]

Oh Come on Dear

PETA

[Beautifull]

Peace Even To Apes!

PCCP

[Maximilianus]

Poor Chap Calling Persistently

SSPS

[Beautifull]

Siappy Sods Play Superman

SRP

[Maximilianus]

Stephanie Recites Poems

WDI

[Beautifull]

White Dogs Intertwine

FRG

[Maximilianus]

Forceful Rabid Googling

BESA

[Beautifull]

Breath Eats Siamese Ankles

JKU

[Maximilianus]

Jennifer Kills Utopias.

BAFTA

[Beautifull]

Before Animals Fought To Adjourn

GHT

[Maximilianus]

Girls Hug Truly.

IBBM

[Beautifull]

Immature Boys Black-Mail

KGGT

[Maximilianus]

Kingdom of Gold Gatherers Tremendous.

OBER

[Beautifull]

Orange Bears Eat Rice

DVD

[Maximilianus]

Delicious Video Delight :p

CDROM

[Beautifull]

Compact Discs Run On Motors :lol:

VHS

[Maximilianus]

Versatile Hurricanes and Spitfires.

SHTTP

[Beautifull]

So How Tomorrow Took Patience

PBS

[Maximilianus]

Problems Beyond Sunday.

TNT

[Beautifull]

To Nighttime Tonight

CNN

[Maximilianus]

Cunning Native Nature.

CBS

[Beautifull]

Cooking Bakery Savories

HBO

[Maximilianus]

His Betrothed Obsessed.

XXXL

[Beautifull]

X-tra Xanthous Xavier Lives!

FOX

[Jazz_]

Forgotten Other Xenophobes

LA

[Pendragon]

Land of Apes

SALT

[Nikhar]

Sulking At Loss of Trumpet

ABC

[aliengirl]

Ant Built Colonies

IIFA

[Maximilianus]

Incipient Inhospitality by Force of Arms

ODBC

[Nikhar]

Obviously-Dumb-Blond Club



AV

[Maximilianus]

Abolish Vibrators

SQL

[Beautifull]

Such Quiet Lives

LIT

[Tarvaa]

legs in trousers

KGB

[Nikhar]

Kall Girl Betrothed

LIP

[hoope]

Living In Pouch

AML

[Nikhar]

Amidst Midget Lovers

EPL

[hoope]

Every People's Love

KRE

[Olga4real]

Kitchen Recipes Eternity

NHL

[hoope]

NHL = sadly enough it reminded me of my patient who had
Non Hodgkins Lymphoma
but i rather say

NO HOPE LIVES


AKL :-

[Beautifull]

Animals Know Lies.

HGTV

[L.M. The Third]

Hyper Grape Throwing Virus

IQ

[Beautifull]

Interesting Question.

HIV

[Maximilianus]

Heterosexual Incoming Vivacity

ICBM

[Beautifull]

Interesting Cute Brown Mouse

IBM

[Maximilianus]

Initial Bombing is Molotov

ISBN

[Beautifull]

I'm So Beautifully Nimble

GAP

[Maximilianus]

Gather All Plethora

MMS

[Beautifull]

Mother Made Alfredo

CP

[Maximilianus]

Call Please

SMTP

[Beautifull]

So Make Time Please.

[Olga4real]

NHL = sadly enough it reminded me of my patient who had
Non Hodgkins Lymphoma
but i rather say

NO HOPE LIVES


AKL :-
:sad:
Sorry I meant National Hockey League

[L.M. The Third]

I'll just give an abbreviation, since the last poster didn't.

ADD

[Maximilianus]

Anonymous Delicatessen Delivery

EXO

[billl]

Anonymous Delicatessen Delivery

EXO

well, I have to say, Max, that the Enriched Xenon Observatory is a heck of a choice to put to the rest of us. (For those of you that don't know about it, here's the website: http://www-project.slac.stanford.edu/exo/ )

how about this one:
Eclipsed X-ray Orthodoxy

next,
ERA

[Beautifull]

Extra Rare Animals

ISPC

[Maximilianus]

well, I have to say, Max, that the Enriched Xenon Observatory is a heck of a choice to put to the rest of us. (For those of you that don't know about it, here's the website: http://www-project.slac.stanford.edu/exo/ )
Thanks for the link, bill :) I had actually thought about a less academic acronym, like when you say EXO, meaning Executive Officer in military jargon :p


ISPC
I Seek Patients Constantly (said by an eager doctor :p)


PHP

[Beautifull]

Prefer Help Please(says the eager patient!).

ICPU

[Maximilianus]

Inner Capacity Probably Undone

SPQR

[Beautifull]

Super Procrastination Quits Reproduction

LOL

[billl]

(urgh, max. I see now, I feel a little dumb--I was wondering what you were thinking! In my defense, though, "XO" is a common way to write that "Executive Officer". Sounds the same...)

(ALSO, "Super Procrastination Quits Reproduction" is BRILLIANT, Beautiful!!! LOL!!!)

[Beautifull]

(ALSO, "Super Procrastination Quits Reproduction" is BRILLIANT, Beautiful!!! LOL!!!)

thanks.

Loving Over Life

PRPR

[Maximilianus]

(urgh, max. I see now, I feel a little dumb--I was wondering what you were thinking! In my defense, though, "XO" is a common way to write that "Executive Officer". Sounds the same...)
Come to think of it, I believe XO is the correct spelling, so I would be the dumb one :p


(ALSO, "Super Procrastination Quits Reproduction" is BRILLIANT, Beautiful!!! LOL!!!)
Agreed!


PRPR
People's Rage Protruding Relentlessly.


USAF

[Beautifull]

Agreed!




Thanks!

Usually Stands After Falling! :D

GPR

[Maximilianus]

Great Prologue Recapped

ALU

[Beautifull]

Always Like Uunderstanding

WIC

[Maximilianus]

Wireless Inamorata Calling

WWII

[dafydd manton]

Wet Weekend In Ireland

KGB

[aliengirl]

Kindly Go Back

VAT

[dafydd manton]

Vacant and troubled

SAS

[hoope]

Sick And Sleepy

KAF

[dafydd manton]

Keffirs Are Fantastic!

KCMG

[Maximilianus]

Known Critical Management Glitches

GMC

[dafydd manton]

Grab More Cocaine

RAF

[aliengirl]

Run Away to France

FAQ

[dafydd manton]

Freshly Artexed Quinces

JNCO

[Maximilianus]

Joint Nearby Clients Onward

ESL

[dafydd manton]

European Sausage Legislation, (particularly with respect to Bockwurst, Bratwurst, Knoblauchwurst, Knackwurst and Bauernwurst. thats the Wurst of it!

EEC

[Olga4real]

EEC - Emancipated Educated Catfish

NATO

[Maryd.]

Not after that offer...

AKA?

[Maximilianus]

Abundant Knitting Ability :D

AWOL

[Heathcliff]

Acting with out lights.

RSPCA

[Maximilianus]

Remember Something Positive and Call Again

ATAPI

[dafydd manton]

Actors Take A Particular Interest

WC

[Maximilianus]

What a Coincidence :D

IDE

[Tarvaa]

insider dealing exam

PS

[Maximilianus]

Pauper Sovereign

GTG

[Heathcliff]

Gorillas tickling girls

OMG

[Maximilianus]

Only Mary Giggled :D

HMS

[dafydd manton]

History Makes Goofs

[Pendragon]

Haunted. May Scare!

WMEV

[Nikhar]

World Might End in Vain

NMIMS

[Maximilianus]

Not Many Insane Monsters Succumb

VTOL

[Olga4real]

VTOL: Voluntary Teenagers Owlish League

OPEC:-

[Maximilianus]

Olga Posts Excellent Comments :D

STOL

[Heathcliff]

Slick talking out loud.

NQR

[dafydd manton]

Nigerian Queen Rules

BBC

[Pendragon]

Bake Before Consuming

NIMH

[Olga4real]

Naturally Improvised Maximilianus's Humour - it wasn't easy :lol:

NCO

[aliengirl]

National Cowards Organization

NGO

[dafydd manton]

Nuptials Go Overboard.

SWAPO

[Tarvaa]

South Wales anti protest organization

USGS

[billl]

Underground Stuff Gets Sorted

WHIP

[Nikhar]

Who Hid In Pothole?

CAT

[Maximilianus]

Call Again on Thursday



Naturally Improvised Maximilianus's Humour - it wasn't easy :lol:
I bet it wasn't :lol:



MPEG

[dafydd manton]

My Pet Elephant's Grown.

RAC

[aliengirl]

Rowdy Activist Caught

PVR

[dafydd manton]

Personal Voters' Rights

AA

[Maximilianus]

Absolutely Apathetic

FLAC

[dafydd manton]

Flieger Abwehr Custard - a method of making air raids a bit more palatable.

R N L I

[Pendragon]

Run Not Later, Idiot!

EVAC

[dafydd manton]

Estranged Vassels Are Contagious

[Maximilianus]

Elemental Viscosity Analytic Consortium

ALAC

[billl]

ALAC -- Another Listener Archives Carefully

RBI

[Maximilianus]

Regulations Bashed Incessantly

BRB

[Beautifull]

Been Rolling By.

LMAO

[billl]

Letters Make Amusement Obvious

USPS

[dafydd manton]

Unspecified Sausages Permanently Stink.

FRCS

[aliengirl]

Fried Ready to Consume Salmon

MS

[dafydd manton]

Migratory Siberians

KOYLI

[Pendragon]

Kids Only in Youth Leage Intranational


PHD

[Maximilianus]

Possible Home for the Dead http://fc04.deviantart.net/fs41/f/2009/017/6/1/Strawhat_Jolly_Roger_by_Egnio.png

SDH

[dafydd manton]

Saracens Dispute Heresy.

TVR

[Pendragon]

To Verify Reply

HUD

[dafydd manton]

Hairy Urban Dinosaurs.

(By the way, good to see such respect for dragons!)

DDT

[Maximilianus]

Derelict Darling Tempestuous

HHU

[Beautifull]

Happy Honolulu Underwear! lol!

KEX

[dafydd manton]

Kinky Elephant's Xenophobia

RAOB

[Gerda13]

Rise and Obscure Buddy

[dafydd manton]

Rise and Obscure Buddy

Nice one!! Could we have another abbreviation, please? Thank 'ee, moi deario!

[Gerda13]

Sure.I found this in my favourite book:

R.A.B

See what you'd make of it...

[Nikhar]

Regulus Arcturus Black :p

Round Ape-like Buttock.

PHP

[Maximilianus]

Pretty Hyper Pal

ATAC

[dafydd manton]

Arctic tapirs assimilate Chaucer

[Maximilianus]

So that we can go on playing I'll provide a new one: NYPD

[dafydd manton]

Thanks, Maximilianus, I was obviously not as alert as I should have been. Well, it was late at night, and it was a very nice bottl of Cabernet Sauvignon!

Naturally Yellow Parrots Debate

GLC

[Nikhar]

Girls Like Cooking...

LMN

[dafydd manton]

Londoners Munch Nachos

MRCVS

[MarkBastable]

MRCVS


Given what it actually stands for, I think we should reflect the reality of the profession...


Medics Rummaging in Cows' Vaginas Stickily.



mIRC

[dafydd manton]

In light of the above (brilliant) Manchester Institute for Ravaged Cows

QARANC

[Gerda13]

Quirky Akito Runs Across New Ceiling

N.A.S.A

[dafydd manton]

I wish I understood computers. Please ignore this post!! Ignore me!! Most people do!!

Naturalists Against Squashing Aardvarks

STD

[Maximilianus]

Someone Toss the Dice.

WIFI

[dafydd manton]

Women Invariably Feel Important.

[hoope]

Where is the next Abbre. ? :D

[dafydd manton]

Where is the next Abbre. ? :D


That's twice I've done that!! Sorry!!!

DFC

[hoope]

That's twice I've done that!! Sorry!!!

DFC

That's ok Manton !

Drug Facts Counts

ABC

[dafydd manton]

Argentinian Beef Coruscates!

WRNS

[Pendragon]

Wear Ruffles, Not Silk

WOLD

[dafydd manton]

Wombats Often Lick Dingoes

NATO

[MarkBastable]

I like the inventions that refer to the original...


NATO: Nullify Aggression by Threatening Over-reaction


SCUBA

[dafydd manton]

Strange Conquest Under Baltic Archipelago

MIMS

[Maximilianus]

My Intuition Merrily Sucked :p

MIDI

[MarkBastable]

MIDI: Musical Incompetence Disguised Imperceptibly



UNICEF

[dafydd manton]

Unfortunately Not In Charge Even Formerly

[Nikhar]

Thats thrice now Manton! :p

[dafydd manton]

Thats thrice now Manton! :p

I'm obviously older than I think. Next stop, the Care Home, the high-wing chair and daytime television, with a cup of cocoa at nine and then bed!:rolleyes:

DSA

[aliengirl]

Death Shall Attack

PPP

[Pendragon]

Don't Say Anything

FYI

[dafydd manton]

Famous Yank Investigated

PC

[aliengirl]

Prized Catch

HBO

[dafydd manton]

Horrendous British Opera

OHMS

[giventofly]

Orange-Haired Matron Society


TLC

[MarkBastable]

Tender Lame Cliché



WYSIWYG

[Nikhar]

Tender Lame Cliché



WYSIWYG


This happened once.

The response was :- What You Spew Is What You Gulped

POP

[Maximilianus]

Pioneer Observing Plateau

DOD

[Beautifull]

Desiring Old Desires

DAD

[Maximilianus]

Daffodils Abound in Dallas

OGG