Chaos theory

[Delta40]

My home is a pit of disaster
Where many recipes can be found
The pot often calls the kettle black
And when I’m roasting,
I wouldn’t give the steam off my sausages
The small potatoes try to make omelettes
Without breaking eggs
But it is a pie in the sky affair
Soothing syrup quells storms in teacups
I work to separate the wheat from the chaff
And slowly become a vegetable

[Hawkman]

Less theory than demonstrable fact ;)

[J.D. Sparks]

Haha- sounds exactly like me in my kitchen.

The only thing I noticed is that sometimes there's a lack of continuity between the lines. It would be nice if the ideas and images flowed a bit more naturally.

[MorpheusSandman]

Hehe, I love how you turn the banality of cooking appliances and kitchen food into a vivid little poem.

[PrinceMyshkin]

My home is a pit of disaster
Where many recipes can be found
The pot often calls the kettle black
And when I’m roasting,
I wouldn’t give the steam off my sausages
The small potatoes try to make omelettes
Without breaking eggs
But it is a pie in the sky affair
Soothing syrup quells storms in teacups
I work to separate the wheat from the chaff
And slowly become a vegetable

I don't know how I came to overlook this earlier, but - how witty.