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Pendragon
04-15-2010, 09:18 AM
This is in rememberance of Dave Barry's classic newspaper column and books. Name a song you feel stinks and give a reason. C'est tout!

Holy Diver-- the song just doesn't make a dime's worth of sense! :incazzato:
GothMan
04-15-2010, 10:16 AM
You mean the Dio song? I think the album cover explains the whole thing... :biggrin5:

http://www.backtoblackvinyl.com/images/album-artwork/big/dio-holy-diver-front.jpg
AuntShecky
04-15-2010, 11:07 AM
Dave Barry's been "on sabbatical" longer than the long-version of "Stairway to Heaven."
Pendragon
04-17-2010, 08:51 AM
Don't you hate how very long "American Pie" is?
papayahed
04-17-2010, 08:57 AM
Save the best for last - Vanessa Williams

The sun NEVER "sometimes goes round the moon"
AuntShecky
04-17-2010, 01:45 PM
Don't you hate how very long "American Pie" is?

You're not just whistlin' Dixie there, Pen. Back when that song first came out, my college roommates played the record (there were still records then) ad nauseam. I hope I never hear that damn song again.
Pendragon
04-18-2010, 10:29 AM
Then there's Gilbert Sullivan's "Alone Again, Naturally." It seems to promote suicide...
Lokasenna
04-18-2010, 11:37 AM
Don't you hate how very long "American Pie" is?

Nope! I love it!
Pendragon
05-06-2010, 09:18 AM
Can't stand the Eagles I Love to Watch a Woman Dance Pure sap!
Shalot
05-06-2010, 11:13 AM
Great Thread. I have so many song complaints. and speaking of the The Eagles - Hotel California. Lame. Long. Boring. It's not that great. I don't get it. Just ugh.
Pendragon
05-08-2010, 09:20 AM
Great Thread. I have so many song complaints. and speaking of the The Eagles - Hotel California. Lame. Long. Boring. It's not that great. I don't get it. Just ugh.
Whoa! Don't be hating on my song now! You must understand that those of us who love the song were probably stoned out of our gourds when we first heard it. Makes a lot more sense then!

How about Wildfire, there's a weird song!