The earth is FLAT!!!!!

[kevinthediltz]

Contrary to modern science, the earth is flat. I know this. I am smarter than all of you. I use abbriations like lol to prove this fact to all of you idiots. And I like to use big words. They are fun.

Here are some pictures I took to prove my point:

http://www.online-literature.com/forums/picture.php?albumid=737&pictureid=5535

http://www.online-literature.com/forums/picture.php?albumid=737&pictureid=5530

http://www.online-literature.com/forums/picture.php?albumid=737&pictureid=5525

As you can see the earth has no curvature. Especially in the one of me riding a horse. When you look at that picture don't you feel small and pathetic in my mighty wisdom?

Thank you. You are all stupid. :)

[Janine]

hahaah:lol:

[Satan]

I vehemently support the LOL (LOgical Laughter) argument against all rational explanations. Though some surface curvature is apparent in one of the pictures, I'll blame it on camera barrel distortion (a faulty product of science).

Where do I sign up?

[kevinthediltz]

I vehemently support the LOL (LOgical Laughter) argument against all rational explanations. Though some surface curvature is apparent in one of the pictures, I'll blame it on camera barrel distortion (a faulty product of science).

Where do I sign up?

That curvature is simply the roll of the hills in the background. By the way the end of the earth is located in the bush of Australia and on the other side of the earth there is a small town of people with backwards faces called LKJSDGJJGSJKFJSDLKFs. Trust me, I've been there.

All you need to do to join is write a check for 20,000 american dollars or more and send it to me and I will give you my pamphlet entitled "Everyone is stupid and I am smart."

Thank you for your interest.

[Satan]

Hallelujah!

[IJustMadeThatUp]

Where do I post my check to!?! lol

[applepie]

You mean that I've been lied to all these years?!?!?!?! How do they get such pretty pictures of a round earth like this

http://veimages.gsfc.nasa.gov/2429/globe_west_540.jpg

It must be a conspiracy perpetuated by scientists seeking world domination.

[qimissung]

Or by that person who is smarter than all of us....

[DanielBenoit]

You mean that I've been lied to all these years?!?!?!?! How do they get such pretty pictures of a round earth like this

http://veimages.gsfc.nasa.gov/2429/globe_west_540.jpg

It must be a conspiracy perpetuated by scientists seeking world domination.

That is most obviously a sketch.

[The Atheist]

Contrary to modern science, the earth is flat. I know this. I am smarter than all of you. I use abbriations like lol to prove this fact to all of you idiots. And I like to use big words. They are fun.

It does help if you spell the big words correctly!

I won't use an abbreviation like "LOL" here.

I'm fine with the earth being flat - the bible specifically mentions the "four corners of the earth", and since there are clearly no corners on a sphere, but there are four on a flat rectangle.

[DanielBenoit]

Okay for all you disbelievers out there, here's photographic EVIDENCE of the earths flatness.

First, the real picture taken from the NASA space flight (which was all done in a studio):

http://www.merrymeet.com/minow/sunsphere/Earth.jpg

And here another one taken at a higher level:

http://homepage.mac.com/kvmagruder/hsci/images/flatEarth.jpg

Unfortunatley, there have been disbelievers and this is what happened to them:

http://www.icis.com/blogs/asian-chemical-connections/FlatEarth.jpg


Join us at our society (http://theflatearthsociety.org/cms/), founded in 1956 with 60 members and growing!

[BienvenuJDC]

I'm fine with the earth being flat - the bible specifically mentions the "four corners of the earth", and since there are clearly no corners on a sphere, but there are four on a flat rectangle.

Or was it translated in a time in which people ACCEPTED it was flat...and the translation of the original text SHOULD read...the "four DIRECTIONS of the earth"......North, South, East, West...

We only see what we WANT to see....

[Lokasenna]

Well, I'm convinced...

...and anyone who says otherwise is a heretic and a witch, and must be purged with fire! Hurrah!

[The Atheist]

Or was it translated in a time in which people ACCEPTED it was flat...and the translation of the original text SHOULD read...the "four DIRECTIONS of the earth"......North, South, East, West...

We only see what we WANT to see....

No. The KJV is from 1611, by which time it was widely and incorrectly believed that the earth was sperical.

[kasie]

The great writer and thinker T. Pratchet has written extensively on this subject and I commend his works to you.

I'm sure he would be most interested in your photographs, Bien - but I expect he will be disappointed that you did not manage to snap the Great Turtle with the four elephants on its back that bear the Discworld, sorry I mean the disc of the world, through space.

[prendrelemick]

If the Earth is flat, how come North is uphill?

[dizzydoll]

Well, I'm convinced...

...and anyone who says otherwise is a heretic and a witch, and must be purged with fire! Hurrah!

lol. what goes round comes round. :ciappa:

[Whifflingpin]

"Unfortunately, there have been disbelievers and this is what happened to them:
"

Well, I don't know how to copy the picture, but what I've always wondered is "where does all the water go, and why?"

[Satan]

If the Earth is flat, how come North is uphill?

That's the balancing act. As you start moving up north, the rest of us move south so it doesn't tip over and capsize[1].








[1] Ladies and gentlemen, please welcome US Congressman Hank Johnson: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zNZczIgVXjg

[Gilliatt Gurgle]

If the Earth is flat, how come North is uphill?

The Nile river flows north.

[dizzydoll]

[1] Ladies and gentlemen, please welcome US Congressman Hank Johnson: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zNZczIgVXjg

Well my God I never. lol. :yikes:

[The Atheist]

If the Earth is flat, how come North is uphill?

Are you going to tell me I'm standing on my head?


The Nile river flows north.

But the Misssisssipppi flows south. Can water flow uphill?

[DanielBenoit]

That's the balancing act. As you start moving up north, the rest of us move south so it doesn't tip over and capsize[1].








[1] Ladies and gentlemen, please welcome US Congressman Hank Johnson: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zNZczIgVXjg

:smilielol5::smilielol5::smilielol5::smilielol5::s milielol5:

[kevinthediltz]

My reply's to all of your questions:

*Random BS**Random BS**Random BS**Random BS**Random BS**Random BS**Random BS**Random BS**Random BS* phyco babble phyco babble phyco babble phyco babble phyco babble *Random BS**Random BS**Random BS**Random BS*

And of course, you are all very stupid and I am smart and better than you all because I am pure and true and perfect and you suck.

:p

Thanks for your time.

[DanielBenoit]

My reply's to all of your questions:

*Random BS**Random BS**Random BS**Random BS**Random BS**Random BS**Random BS**Random BS**Random BS* phyco babble phyco babble phyco babble phyco babble phyco babble *Random BS**Random BS**Random BS**Random BS*

And of course, you are all very stupid and I am smart and better than you all because I am pure and true and perfect and you suck.

:p

Thanks for your time.

Great response! That will probably shut em' all up. The medieval dogmatists are pwn'd!

[billl]

My reply's to all of your questions:

*Random BS**Random BS**Random BS**Random BS**Random BS**Random BS**Random BS**Random BS**Random BS* phyco babble phyco babble phyco babble phyco babble phyco babble *Random BS**Random BS**Random BS**Random BS*

And of course, you are all very stupid and I am smart and better than you all because I am pure and true and perfect and you suck.

:p

Thanks for your time.

Ah, so you are pure:sosp: and we suck :hand: hmm? :crazy: I see :rolleyes::rolleyes5: that makes sense:smilielol5::rofl::eek::frown2: I will keep this in mind :yikes:
lol:hat: it is funny :sosp: but I didn't know that before :blush: so thank you:ihih: for explaining :out:

[kevinthediltz]

I'm smart. After all I read the bible every night. :) That makes me smart.

PS: You are all stupid.

[prendrelemick]

The Nile river flows north.


Hmm.. an awkward little fact that we must all strive to ignore.:cornut:

[Heathcliff]

Yea, the world must be flat... I'm sure it is.

In the medieval era where many people rebelled against religion and science and hated everything in the dark ages, the world was known to be flat.
Haha.

[Lokasenna]

The Nile river flows north.

Obviously, Satan did it to try and make us believe the absurd notion that the Earth is a giant sphere hanging in space. Don't let him fool you - the only answer is to burn all the books that contradict the certain truth of a flat Earth, as they're tainted by the dark one!

[kasie]

Oh, for goodness sake - everyone knows the Nile rises in mountains and it's the weight of the water coming downhill that pushes the river northwards.

[dizzydoll]

That's the balancing act. As you start moving up north, the rest of us move south so it doesn't tip over and capsize[1].








[1] Ladies and gentlemen, please welcome US Congressman Hank Johnson: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zNZczIgVXjg

He has a point.. IF Guam tips over, it could tip the axis on this planet..then people will start to fall off the edge of the earth.. lol, what on earth can we hold on to? LOL

[ClaesGefvenberg]

That's the balancing act. As you start moving up north, the rest of us move south so it doesn't tip over and capsizeNo, no...:hand: You haven't forgotten have you? I have it on good authoroty that the Earth is fixed in space, so how could it tip over?

/Claes

[Musicology]

See what I mean ?

''Professing themselves to be wise they became fools''.

[kevinthediltz]

Just a reminder that I am smarter than you all. :)

And to Musicology: Indeed. Isn't our ignorance just astounding?

[skib]

You know Kevin, I just don't know how we've gotten this far! Golly. Humans are just so dumb. If they'd just assess everything by how it looks, we'd be in another galaxy by now! We're hindering ourselves so much its hard to believe we're not extinct already.

[Whifflingpin]

Why don't you clever guys answer my questions?
Where does the water go when it falls off the edge of the world?
And, why does it fall?

[skib]

Shush, you medieval dogmatist! Just take a picture of it and it'll be SO obvious. I'd tell you but you obviously have been educated by those stupid scientists and idiotic mathematicians and obviously don't have the mental capacity to understand my words of ingenuity. LOL:crash::crash::crash::crash:


:crash: :crash:


:crash::crash::crash::crash::crash::crash::crash:
LOL

[Katy North]

I explained to my two and a half year old that the world was flat and he BELIEVED ME. IT MADE COMPLETE SENSE TO HIM!!

Obviously the world is flat if even a 2 1/2 year old can understand that it is!! :D

[Niamh]

As an archaeologist with some geological interest i've been preaching the flatness of this world for years! And that John Donne had it wrong. Its not "the round earths imagined corners" at all! Its " the flat earths imagined roundness!"

[The Atheist]

Why don't you clever guys answer my questions?
Where does the water go when it falls off the edge of the world?
And, why does it fall?

The water that falls off the edge is sucked up into the sky by the vortex caused by the universe orbiting the earth at immense speed.

How do you think it rains?

[Lokasenna]

The water that falls off the edge is sucked up into the sky by the vortex caused by the universe orbiting the earth at immense speed.

How do you think it rains?

You are officially a genius!

[Whifflingpin]

But why does it get sucked up downwards?

[Gilliatt Gurgle]

Oh, for goodness sake - everyone knows the Nile rises in mountains and it's the weight of the water coming downhill that pushes the river northwards.


The water that falls off the edge is sucked up into the sky by the vortex caused by the universe orbiting the earth at immense speed.

How do you think it rains?


But why does it get sucked up downwards?

...because the Nile flows uphill towards the north!
or are all of you in...um...how do you Americans say...? "de Nile?

[Heathcliff]

So, seeing as the world is flat, if I dig a really deep hole, where will end up?

[prendrelemick]

...because the Nile flows uphill towards the north!
or are all of you in...um...how do you Americans say...? "de Nile?



:smilielol5: thats so bad its good.

[kasie]

So, seeing as the world is flat, if I dig a really deep hole, where will end up?

At the bottom of a very deep hole. Where would you expect to be? Doh. :rolleyes5:

[The Atheist]

But why does it get sucked up downwards?

Dear god, give me strength to resist the ignorance in this thread!

When the water falls off the end of the earth, it goes outside the atmosphere, where the sun is. The sun is hot, and turns the water to steam, which then rises and becomes clouds.

Crikey, this is Meteorology 101.

Look how much water flows from rivers into the sea, yet does the level of the sea ever go up?

Idiot scientists will tell you that the water evaporates from the oceans, but have you ever seen steam rising from a kettle? It looks like clouds. Hold a mirror above a kettle and it gets steam on it.

Have you ever seen the sea steaming?

[Whifflingpin]

"Have you ever seen the sea steaming?"

I think I have, actually, but I might be confusing the memory with something else.

Still, thanks for the explanation.

Oh! Does the Earth have a centre? If so, is it still Jerusalem? Do the seas flow directly away from the centre to the edge or...?

[Niamh]

I'm the centre of the Earth. didnt they teach that to you in college? :p

ah yes the good old weather cycle! Gotta love the steamy haze at the edge of the earth were the water reaches and evaporates into clouds!

[The Atheist]

I'm the centre of the Earth. didnt they teach that to you in college? :p

ah yes the good old weather cycle! Gotta love the steamy haze at the edge of the earth were the water reaches and evaporates into clouds!

That's why, at sea, the horizon is always hazy.

Some people need to get out more.

[*Classic*Charm*]

So wait, I've been working on this hole I'm digging to China. When I break through the last dirt with my little shovel, am I just going to fall into a black abyss instead of coming out in a foreign country?!

[kevinthediltz]

So wait, I've been working on this hole I'm digging to China. When I break through the last dirt with my little shovel, am I just going to fall into a black abyss instead of coming out in a foreign country?!

No you will just end up on the other side of the earth. With the small town of people with backwards faces called lakjd;flkjadlgja;lkh;lkjg;laks;lj's. Man people are stupid. All these questions! Isn't it obvious enough just to walk outside? Anyone can see that its flat out there. DUH!!!!!!

Thank you Jesus for this purity and wisdom that you have thrust upon me.:Angel_anim:

[The Atheist]

So wait, I've been working on this hole I'm digging to China. When I break through the last dirt with my little shovel, am I just going to fall into a black abyss instead of coming out in a foreign country?!

Do not, under any circumstances listen to kevin, the aptly-named dilz on this.

Your first premise is quite correct - you would fall out of the hole into The Abyss and it ain't pretty down there. There isn't any air, either. I think kevin's trying to do you harm!

Bottom of the world, my foot.

Even the charlatan priests of science won't attempt to defraud the public with claims of tunnelling "through" the earth.

Scientists claim to have sent robots to Mars.
They absurdly claim men have walked on the moon.
They claim one of their rockets has passed Saturn.
They claim to have seen the very bottom of the sea, some 10,000 metres down.

But not even a scientist will claim to have tunelled deeper than 4000 metres, because they know damned well they'd be falling out the bottom!

[kevinthediltz]

Do not, under any circumstances listen to kevin, the aptly-named dilz on this.

Your first premise is quite correct - you would fall out of the hole into The Abyss and it ain't pretty down there. There isn't any air, either. I think kevin's trying to do you harm!

Bottom of the world, my foot.

Even the charlatan priests of science won't attempt to defraud the public with claims of tunnelling "through" the earth.

Scientists claim to have sent robots to Mars.
They absurdly claim men have walked on the moon.
They claim one of their rockets has passed Saturn.
They claim to have seen the very bottom of the sea, some 10,000 metres down.

But not even a scientist will claim to have tunelled deeper than 4000 metres, because they know damned well they'd be falling out the bottom!

DAMN YOU ATHEIST!!!!!!!!!!!! You have foiled my attempt to get rid of yet another non believer.

[*Classic*Charm*]

DAMN YOU ATHEIST!!!!!!!!!!!! You have foiled my attempt to get rid of yet another non believer.

:bawling::bawling::bawling: :bawling::bawling::bawling::bawling:

KEVIN!! I thought we were FRIENDS!!!!

[billl]

If anyone digs such a hole, then all of the Earth's atmosphere would drain out. This was what the villain was working on in Ian Fleming's unfinished James Bond book Doom Drill.

[kevinthediltz]

:bawling::bawling::bawling: :bawling::bawling::bawling::bawling:

KEVIN!! I thought we were FRIENDS!!!!

I only tried to kill you because you are a non believer that obviously has no faith whatsoever and obviously is no where near as smart as I am... ;)

We can still be friends if you admit that I am right and come to the dar- er.... christian side. :)

YOU'RE ALL STUPID!!!!!!!!!!

[*Classic*Charm*]

I only tried to kill you because you are a non believer that obviously has no faith whatsoever and obviously is no where near as smart as I am... ;)

We can still be friends if you admit that I am right and come to the dar- er.... christian side. :)

YOU'RE ALL STUPID!!!!!!!!!!

Now don't be offensive, kevin! *Wags finger*

I did go to a catholic high school and wore a kilt every day. Does that count enough?

[kevinthediltz]

Now don't be offensive, kevin! *Wags finger*

I did go to a catholic high school and wore a kilt every day. Does that count enough?

On a serious note, I have no problem with faith. But when a person legitimately believes a crazy notion because of nothing but the bible, it gets on my nerves a bit. And makes me wonder....

SO yes I guess you're ok. :)

[prendrelemick]

OK, granted the Earth is flat. But what shape is it?

People talk of going to the "ends of the earth", which would suggest it has at least two ends, like a corridoor, or a fish, Then again what of the "four corners of the world", that would suggest a rectangle or square, or there are those who refer to going "around" the world, suggesting a disk.

All the World's a stage! The World is his oyster! What's it all mean?

[Aravona]

OK, granted the Earth is flat. But what shape is it?

People talk of going to the "ends of the earth", which would suggest it has at least two ends, like a corridoor, or a fish, Then again what of the "four corners of the world", that would suggest a rectangle or square, or there are those who refer to going "around" the world, suggesting a disk.

All the World's a stage! The World is his oyster! What's it all mean?

Clearly it means there are a lot of people out there who have not be graced by the claifying evidence of this thread.

[The Atheist]

YOU'RE ALL STUPID!!!!!!!!!!

Pathetic; it is correctly done like this:

YOUR ALL STUPID!!!!11!!

You'll never make it.

[kasie]

....All the World's a stage! .....What's it all mean?

There are lots of different shapes for stages, prendlm - there's the proscenium arch kind with curtains and footlights - that would explain night and day and the stars, I suppose.

Then there's the Apron stage - which would suggest that life is nothing but hard work.

There's the Open Air stage - that would be relevant to most of the world, however you looked at it.

There's the Arena stage - in the round, quite a contender, don't you think?

Then there's the RSC's favourite, the Tongue stage - I think perhaps I don't want to go there...

btw - I thought the Silly Season was in August - has it come early this year? I blame climate change, myself.

[kevinthediltz]

Pathetic; it is correctly done like this:

YOUR ALL STUPID!!!!11!!

You'll never make it.

Desperately hoping you aren't serious on this one.
you're= you are

you are all stupid= you're all stupid.

The earth is a slightly irregular rectangle. Just so you all know. :p

[JuniperWoolf]

OK, granted the Earth is flat. But what shape is it?

http://www.derm.qld.gov.au/museum/articles_complete/images/homer_world.jpg

[prendrelemick]

The earth is a slightly irregular rectangle. Just so you all know. :p


Thats so disappointing.

I shall be following Guru Kasie with her tongue shaped model from now on.

[The Atheist]

Desperately hoping you aren't serious on this one.
you're= you are

you are all stupid= you're all stupid.

:lol:

I know which one's which, but it seems that on the internet it's compulsory to use the "your stupid" construction when you run out of iditotic ideas. It's a special in CT especially.

The appropriate answer is;

"My stupid what?"

They never even get it.

[Heathcliff]

At the bottom of a very deep hole. Where would you expect to be? Doh. :rolleyes5:

But would I just go straight through the bottom?

The earth can't be entirely flat though, it'd have to be some sort of prism, otherwisse my epically large hole that I plan on digging won't work.

Although it can't be a sphere... Just because.

I still blame the twits in the middle ages for just rebeling against religion. A whole heap of bibles say its round. That had already been proven.

The industrial revolution knocked a little sense into us, but hardly enough.

Can I change my mind and say it is round?

[skib]

Can I change my mind and say it is round?


Absolutely not! Not if you want any of us experts to take you seriously anyway.

[Heathcliff]

Absolutely not! Not if you want any of us experts to take you seriously anyway.

How about I call it shapely?

Any objections?

it is still a shape... Isn't it? :confused5:

[Niamh]

last time i checked a rectangle was classed as a shape... :p

[Heathcliff]

Yay! I think the earth is shapely!

Ha! Take that science vs religion.

Does that make me one of those politicians that just minces their words to sound smart and keep the peace even though they don't know the real answer?

[Aravona]

I think that the earth must be able to morph its shape, therefore people see it as different shapes and it just happens to be luck if you see the same shape twice. This would cover the basis that the world has four corners, is round but flat, and has ends. On top of this, it would back up several artistic interpretations of the world. And, you know it make sense when you think about it.

[Niamh]

you know what thats a really good point Ara!

[Aravona]

I was due one, but it also covers all bases!

[Nikhar]

Oh man... how dumb you all are. Dumb Dumb Dumb!

This is what earth looks like.

http://www.kiddostar.com/catalog/images/baby_face.jpg

[Heathcliff]

Oh man... how dumb you all are. Dumb Dumb Dumb!

This is what earth looks like.

That picture scared the flat earth out from underneath me.

Shock to the system to see a big baby-face up on the screen.

[lostworld]

LOL well at least I know my science teacher really is crazy...wait till I tell him...

[Jack of Hearts]

This is still good, almost half a decade later.






J

[cacian]

it could not be because the sun is not flat.