Biggus
03-16-2010, 05:11 AM
NICE ONE HENRY # 2
FIFA are on a mission
Disrespect for refs they want to defeat
An admirable ambition indeed
But first they need to stamp out cheats
Its spread from normal quarters
To Thierry Henry who to his ignominy
handled the ball to keep it in play
A offence done quite deliberately
Which was compounded by his lie
That it happened accidentally
BETTER TO BE DEAD THAN RED
The Liverpool supporters
Singing from the cop
Urge me to join them
On and on they never stop
“You’ll never walk alone”
Is the anthem they sing
It’s gone on for years now
With that tinny scouser ring
Well I’m from Blackpool
And of more sober tone
Which is why I say to the cop
That I’d rather walk alone
THE CHARACTER OF GOLF
The game of Golf is character building
In the view of certain people
Others are a little more grounded
And would describe it as a perpetual
Series of unmitigated disasters
Punctuated by an occasional miracle
SUBTLE DIFFERENCE
There is a subtle difference
Between “Put” and “Putt”
In meaning as well as spelling
I will attempt to elucidate
Their subtle difference
Clearly in the telling
“Put” means to place something
Where you ultimately want it
“Putt” is an unrealistic attempt
To do the same with the ball you hit
FIFA are on a mission
Disrespect for refs they want to defeat
An admirable ambition indeed
But first they need to stamp out cheats
Its spread from normal quarters
To Thierry Henry who to his ignominy
handled the ball to keep it in play
A offence done quite deliberately
Which was compounded by his lie
That it happened accidentally
BETTER TO BE DEAD THAN RED
The Liverpool supporters
Singing from the cop
Urge me to join them
On and on they never stop
“You’ll never walk alone”
Is the anthem they sing
It’s gone on for years now
With that tinny scouser ring
Well I’m from Blackpool
And of more sober tone
Which is why I say to the cop
That I’d rather walk alone
THE CHARACTER OF GOLF
The game of Golf is character building
In the view of certain people
Others are a little more grounded
And would describe it as a perpetual
Series of unmitigated disasters
Punctuated by an occasional miracle
SUBTLE DIFFERENCE
There is a subtle difference
Between “Put” and “Putt”
In meaning as well as spelling
I will attempt to elucidate
Their subtle difference
Clearly in the telling
“Put” means to place something
Where you ultimately want it
“Putt” is an unrealistic attempt
To do the same with the ball you hit