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Biggus
03-02-2010, 06:48 AM
A woman arrived on the ward
To visit her husband one day
And when she saw him in his bed
He looked in a very bad way
She asked the nurse what happened
“He had another stroke” The nurse said
The woman unconvinced
Questioned her about bruises to his head
“That’s not normal for someone having a stroke”
She said to her crossly
“I can tell you it is perfectly normal madam
When he’s having a stroke of me”

Revolte
03-02-2010, 01:34 PM
haha! I'ts so cruel and funny, I love it.

neilgee
03-02-2010, 02:41 PM
Having read your poetry before, Biggus, I sort of saw that coming :lol:

Biggus
03-02-2010, 06:30 PM
Thanks both

Nax
03-03-2010, 01:41 AM
ZING

Makes me think of my mate, he got into a very terrible car crash (triple fatality, 2 were my best friends) and when he was in the hospital with a 5% chance of survival he woke up while in a coma, thought he was dreaming, and copped a grope on one of the nurses backsides then went back to sleep lol.

Biggus
03-03-2010, 04:53 AM
Excellent

MorpheusSandman
03-03-2010, 08:18 PM
Yeah, I sorta saw it coming too, but it was still funny and delightful (as usual with yours) nonetheless!

Buh4Bee
03-03-2010, 09:08 PM
Very funny.

Biggus
03-04-2010, 04:54 AM
Thank you