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JohnAvg
12-22-2009, 06:22 PM
For example

- Experience is a comb you get when you have became bald.
- Democracy is when 4 wolves and 1 sheep voting for dinner.
- The best medicine for cough is beans. After you eat them you will afraid to cough.
- Artificial intelligence cannot take over natural stupidity.
- Luck knocks your door once. But misfotrune is more patient.
- I have read so many things about smoking and drinking, so i decided to quit reading.

Captain_Kuchiki
12-23-2009, 03:49 PM
Here's one of my favorites.

Q: What did the blind, homeless kid get for Christmas?
A: Cancer!

stlukesguild
12-23-2009, 11:15 PM
All my best jokes are far too filthy to tell here.:eek2::goof::blush::brow:

Captain_Kuchiki
12-24-2009, 01:27 AM
Naughty you. =P