Confessions of a hooker

[Biggus]

Lying in bed on their wedding night
The newly wed wife said, eyes full of tears
“Before we were married
I was a hooker for eight years”
The husband said to her calmly
That he had no concern about it
And that it might even
Spice up their nuptials a bit
Then she got flustered
And said “no, no you don’t understand
My name was Jeremy
And I played Rugby for England”

[neilgee]

Ha ha ha. Excellent!

[Buh4Bee]

That's twisted, but funny.

[Virgil]

:lol: :lol: It's not great poetry, but it cracked me up!!! LMAO.

[skib]

:lol:

[Sampson]

i disagree with virgil... i feel the humour in this makes it a wonderful poem... cracked me up (:

[Alexander III]

I to must disagree with you Virgil, the fact that the poem spread a grin across my face and invoked some form of emotion in me renders it a successful piece of poetry.

[Biggus]

Thank you all

[Poetess]

Hahahahahaha, good one!

[NickAdams]

:lol:

[Biggus]

Thank you both

[firefangled]

I'm going to start calling you Ogden. Very funny.

[Biggus]

You can call me what you like, just call me!!

Thank you