Buy Gold!

[PrinceMyshkin]

A jowly man
with twice the probity
of any three of your favourite uncles combined
appears on your screen urging you to buy gold.

Gold

will protect you from the economy
now suffering an advanced case
of Tourette’s Syndrome!

Gold

will vastly improve your love life!

Gold

will make you wittier and more kind!

Gold!
Gold!
Buy Gold!

[Stargazer86]

haha I've seen (and been annoyed) by those commercials. You captured the spirit of it perfectly! Such is the nature of advertising.

Nicely writen, as always :)

[Pryderi Agni]

My good and dead God, what a biting criticism of the capitalist freakonomy!


A jowly man
with twice the probity
of any three of your favourite uncles combined

Beautiful statement, that^^.

[illuminatix]

Yet another poem of reality Kudos to You!!! Brilliant write