PrinceMyshkin
08-04-2009, 10:37 AM
Goldberg, a pious Jew, had been hoping to win the lottery for years. Finally, exasperated, he went to the synagogue:
“God," he prayed, "I've been a faithful Jew all my life. I've never asked anything of you in return. For years now I've been hoping to win the lottery. Would it be so bad if just this once you arranged for me to win?"
After a while he heard the voice of God boom out:
“Goldberg, do me a favour - buy a ticket."
You’ve been hoping for love,
extending your peripheral vision
until you can practically see the back of your head.
Buy a ticket
You’ve been walking through the garden
longing for beauty. Stop
and study just one flower,
stamen, pistil, leaf and petal.
You’ve been wishing for universal peace.
Extend your hand
to any one stranger
and offer him or her
the prospect of unconditional love.
“God," he prayed, "I've been a faithful Jew all my life. I've never asked anything of you in return. For years now I've been hoping to win the lottery. Would it be so bad if just this once you arranged for me to win?"
After a while he heard the voice of God boom out:
“Goldberg, do me a favour - buy a ticket."
You’ve been hoping for love,
extending your peripheral vision
until you can practically see the back of your head.
Buy a ticket
You’ve been walking through the garden
longing for beauty. Stop
and study just one flower,
stamen, pistil, leaf and petal.
You’ve been wishing for universal peace.
Extend your hand
to any one stranger
and offer him or her
the prospect of unconditional love.