I spied a christian maid

[Biggus]

I SPIED A CHRISTIAN MAID

From my pew
Where I stood and prayed
My eyes were fixed
On a Christian maid

Is it inappropriate?
My lecherous behaviour
When in church
Worshipping the saviour

I studied every inch
Right down to the floor
Instead of hymn numbers
Vital statistics I saw

A glimpse of lace
A bra strap showing
My eyes consumed her
Without her knowing

The tightness of her jeans
Her shape within
I missed the sermon
Doubtless about sin

A sight to feast my eyes
Which affected me so
That I had a quiver in my voice
And a tingle down below

Oh lord forgive me
For being such a sinner
But you must admit
She really is a stunner

[PrinceMyshkin]

I'll have you before the court for thinking you can rhyme "sinner" with "stunner," but apart from that, what good (un)clean fun!

[firefangled]

There is something about a devout woman in tight jeans that is very alluring.

I'm sure God forgives you. He looked the same way at Mary Magdalene I hear.

Very humorous.

[Dark Muse]

Hahaha this was great, quite amusing indeed

[paperleaves]

Wonderfully potent. glad to read it :)

[Biggus]

Thank you all very much