Dramatic Rendering in Action

[Scheherazade]

OK, here is a RP game... Everyone writes their own lines and stage directions... You can be anything/anyone you want...Try to keep up with the story line running rather posting random posts.

And, as always, please remember to keep it within the limits of common courtesy.

Here we go...

We find Scher standing in the middle of a forest, dressed up in her usual costume:

http://www.online-literature.com/forums/attachment.php?attachmentid=177

She looks around worriedly and whispers to herself:

I am sure I have heard something...

[Jay]

Jay approaches Scher silently and whispers in her ear:

It's nothing, possibly just a rodent or whatnot, calm down. No one knows we're here.

[kilted exile]

SNAP. The twig breaks under kilted exiles foot. He stops. "Did they hear me? No, they're looking in the opposite direction." Stealthily, armed with his paint-ball gun, exile climbs one of the trees.

[Jay]

See? It was nothing, there's no one over there points in the opposite direction from where kilted exile's hiding, we're in a forest, it's never silent in a forest, ya know?

[Scheherazade]

Nods at Jay, still looking around suspciously: Guess you are right... I just don't want us to get caught unprepared.

Digs into her back pack: Want some KitKat?

Takes out couple of KitKat bars and a thermos full of tea.

[Jay]

Drools... Nah, I'm on a diet. Though... gulps okok, you won, but only one...

[Scheherazade]

You have to fight me to get a second one, anyway!

Grins a Scheherazadish grin and gives Jay a bar.

[Jay]

Gobbles it.

Thanks mate. You wouldn't happen to have a cup of nice warn cocoa, would ya?

[Scheherazade]

Digs into her backpack again;takes out a camp stove, pot, a pint of milk and proceeds to make cocoa.

[Jay]

Sits next to Scher and waits for the cocoa to be made, wondering how Scher got all the stuff into her backpack.

Impressive! How did you manage to bring all that along?

[Scheherazade]

Bring what? asks absent mindedly while trying to get two deck chairs out of her bag for them to sit as they have their drinks.

Stops suddenly.

I am so sure I have heard something! Again!

[Jay]

Snorts.

You're asking me what? Where did the two chairs come from?

Looks around.

You're sure getting paranoid in your old age. :rolleyes:

[Scheherazade]

I knew it was a mistake to start the Age Poll (http://www.online-literature.com/forums/showthread.php?t=4510).

*pushes one of the chairs towards Jay*

[Jay]

Thanks

Is about to sit down when...

Did you hear that?

[Loki]

Loki the wolf pushes through the undergrowth.

As if you weren't expecting me. And don't look so surprised, Jay...Oh, KitKat!

Loki gets up on his hind legs, begging.

Can I have some too? Please?

[ihrocks]

Hidden by trees, brush, and some stylish camouflage, ihrocks lies nearby, battered and bleeding, stitching her own wounds, fresh from another foray in enemy territory. She is unseen by the others. She begins a soliloquy, which we share with you now.

Well, that's gonna leave a mark. All I wanted were some hobnobs! Nothing more than that. Hobnobs, and maybe a mug of tea. I'd have settled for Lipton's, if it had a splash of milk in it. I didn't ask for cherry tarts. Or Newcastle Brown. But they hoard all the really good biscuits for themselves! Biscuits. A basic thing really. What man or woman is not deserving of biscuits? And now...and now they'll come hunting for me again! Ha! Let them come! Let it be done with! No! I know! I'll turn myself in! That will show them! I'll turn myself in, and then, at least, it's over. But why? Why should I when I can share my biscuits with others who have none because the shops were closed or they forgot to go by the ATM.

And what are these ATM anyway? Mere boxes for redistribution of wealth for the purchase of biscuits. And what do ATMs matter, what does anything matter. Would a non-Newtonian fluid be just another cup of Earl Grey without matter? What's the matter with matter? The only matter that matters is that which makes hobnobs. I won't let them take my hobnobs. Or maybe I will.

ihrocks has bandaged her stitches as she's been speaking her soliloquy aloud, which is a lot like talking to herself, but it isn't, because it's artistic. Having finished, she picks up her copy of "Crime and Punishment," skims through a few pages, thinks better of it, decides to use it as a pillow and goes to sleep, listening to the baleful howling of Loki, begging for Kitkats and cocoa.

[Jay]

Seeing a talking wolf, Jay's a bit surprised but no matter how much she'd like to share a KitKat with Loki the Talking Wolf, she's eaten it all by now.

If you want a KitKat, Loki the Talking Wolf, I'm sure Scher's got at least a dozen more in her magic backpack, and there's still enough cocoa left if you'd fancy some.

Watches Loki the Talking Wolf turning his head at Scher now, trying his luck at getting a KitKat or two out of her using the puppy-dog-eyes stategy on her.

I don't know, there might be more creatures around, in a forest with no apparent traces of garbage, where you get a talking wolf, bottomless backpack, warm cocoa and who knows what else... now I think you were right all along, Scher, I think I can still hear something.

Jay leaves to go to look around.

[amuse]

a bobcat crunches through the underbrush, hangs up cell phone and goes up to the wolf.

twizzlers, Loki? i've got plenty of twizzlers

pours herself a spot of tea then jumps onto a low-lying branch to enjoy the creamy beverage. awaits the wolf's answer (he is not sure he remembers enough bobcat to reply). phone rings.

oh, Jay it's for you - now how...?

[Jay]

Puzzled... takes the phone

Yes? ... silence... Who is it?... more silence... returns phone to Amuse the Bobcat

No idea who it was, there was just some ... weird... shudders
Said something about hobnobs and tea... to leave some biscuits and a cup of tea on a stump 43 steps from where I'm standing now. I think I better do what that mysterious hissing voice told me to do. I bet Scher's mysterious backpack has a few hobnobs in it.

Marks the place where she was standing just now and goes to collect the hobnobs with a cup of tea... with a splash of milk ;) in it, to be left on a stump 43 steps from where she was previously standing.

[amuse]

oh, ihrocks remembered my cell phone number, huzaa!

yawns, stretches and promptly falls off branch. shape shifts without realizing it into human form.

[Jay]

:D

I thought all animagi were supposed to be registered? :lol:

[amuse]

still sipping tea and speaking bobcat

hunh?


[;) :D]

[amuse]

turns head to lick back and sees oddly smooth - SKIN!

Ohmymeowness!

collapses in a catnap, after murmuring I just wanted to see the world!


*wow, exactly 24 hours later :eek:

[ihrocks]

ihrocks stealthily approaches stump, crawling, combat-style, on her belly. Collects hobnobs and crawls back into hiding. Loud gobbling sounds can be heard a short time later.

[Scheherazade]

*opens her bag and takes out a KitKat dispenser*

Now, get in line for your KitKats!

[Loki]

*Yawns contentedly, mouth full of chocolate*

*In wolfish* I haven't had this many KitKats since the last time we went to the theatre...

[Jay]

Also mouth full of chocolate...

Good thing you ate the audience's KitKats, not the audience.

[Nightshade]

Jay is suddenly suprized to here a voice from beneath her
OOOOF du ooo mnd guttng ouf meeee
When she moves a slightly crushed and angry flower stares up at her
What didnt you think a poor little Nightshade plant had feelings? Go and crush me would you? just because Im poisouns thats poisinins is that .

But youll be sorry! yes you will! Ill poison you, Ill send the little smilies after you, Ill....Oh KITKATS I love chocolate oh pleeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeees e give me some!

[Jay]

Uhoh, not a good move

to herself: since when do flowers a) talk, b) crave chocolate?

Nods to Scher the KitKat Queen to look if there's a KiKat left in her Magical Backpack :p

[Nightshade]

The flower is now rocking and chanting
Kit -kat kit kat kit-KAT

[Jay]

Prods Scher: come on, be nice :D

[Nightshade]

Nightshade aside to smilies: Im glad Jay doesnt know she can kill be by picking me!!!
smilie nods solomnly (sp?) :nod:

[Jay]

Jay's glad Jay's not stupid enough to go picking talking poisonous flowers... who knows, they might even have very sharp teeth :D

[Nightshade]

A nearbye smilies head explodes in anger :rage:
foiled! and I was sooo close! mutters Nightshade.

[Scheherazade]

*strolls in wearing her red cape and carrying a basket*

Someone asked for KitKats?

[Jay]

ME, me mememememe!!!

[Nightshade]

Nightshade turns her attention to Sher, when did you get changed??
And why red? that is the colour of poison and I should know, are you trying to poison me, I should warn you Im immune.......
Oh my a wolf, a big wolf and probably a bad wolf... In a fake agressive voice
You should know wolf That try and kill me stomp on use me to poison granny that lives in the woods and you WILL regret it!
Anyway where are my KITKATS!

[Jay]

Looks at Scher: the flower wanted a KitKat, seems like it's starving :p

[Nightshade]

http://www.websmileys.com/sm/crazy/1183.gif
Nightshade yes starving hungry whatever you lik just give me a kit kat PLEASE!

[Scheherazade]

*takes out a picnic table and some chairs out of her basket and settles down*

If you want KitKats, why don't you pick some?

*points at the strawberries fields nearby, which turns into KitKat fields as she points*

[Jay]

NEAT!
Proceeds to pick some KitKats

[Nightshade]

getting very very anxious you are going to give me some arnt you? your notbgoing to forget!

[Jay]

ah, right, sure :p
Hands Nightshade the talking poisonous flower several KitKats

[Nightshade]

suddenly somthing happens
da da da *dramatic and suspensful music* and akll the smilies start jumping http://www.websmileys.com/sm/crazy/071.gif
suddenly ther is no flower instaed there stands a little person with wingshttp://www.websmileys.com/sm/angels/teu10.gif.
OH Thank= you thank you thankyou JAy and gives Jay a massive (comparitivly because of size ) Hug

Finally! Im free! Do you know how boring being rooted in the same place can be?

[Jay]

Dumbfolded
oookay
hugs back
hello little person with wings, fancy a KitKat? :D

[Nightshade]

yes please!
by the way my name is Night
thast why I became a nightshade she thought it would be funn just you wait till I get my hands on her....
hundreds of smilies start turning red and angry. Now they are frownies :mad:

[Jay]

Nice reading you ;), Night but... who's 'she'?

[Nightshade]

The person who turned me into a flower of course

[Jay]

Yeah, but... who's she? :p

[Scheherazade]

*coughs, cleans her throat and sighs*

Need you ask?

[Nightshade]

I m not sure she crept up behind me. She could be a he. s/he was jealous of my power over the smilies so they thought if they chaged me I couldnt Rule them anymore they were WRONG!

Now they will pay.

Also they have been messing up this enchanted cyberspace forest somthing bad. Now we have Troll wars, territories , animals losing thier fur. They think it is a joke. Its not.
You can join me on my quest to find this person and right the world, if you like.

[Loki]

*Somewhat grumpily* Such a lot of fuss. *Sighs* Well, Jay, are there any KitKat's left in the KitKat field? Because if there are I may have to neglect my cause - you see there's a very nice old lady in the woods I'd like to -- well, never mind, I just want some more KitKats. And for picking KitKats one needs to be...

*Metallica sound (bzzshwwwwwwwum) as Loki transforms*

Human.

*Loki is now very tall, very skinny - even after all that chocolate (is it low-fat or something, wonders Loki) very long very bronze-haired, very chocolate-covered around the mouth*

*In a boyish alto* C'mon guys, let's go Kit-kat-picking.

[Nightshade]

ohh Kit kat or save the cyberspace? hum difficult decision!

Well I supose the forest has waited for a few years it can wait a while longer
Lead me to the choclate wolf.
But try to eat ME or even think of it and I WILL poison you.

[Jay]

Now kids, behave, or Scher's going to withdraw the KitKat supply

Keeps on harvesting the bushes for KitKats :p

KitKat anyone? :D

[Nightshade]

mumumuuuumum
*mouh full of kit kat*

[Jay]

I take thas as a no :p

[Nightshade]

WOOSH the field disappears and more importantly the KIT kats have all gone!!
see what did I tell you someone has being messing around with natural order now the kit kats are gone!

[Jay]

Waits patiently for Scher to do one of her magical stuff and return KitKats back to us :D

[Nightshade]

Yes but were is SHer?
Hum do you think we are getting a bit addicted to these Kit kats??

[Jay]

Scher's on a W(itches) A(nonymous) meeting :p

[Nightshade]

Is she a witch? Help!! wheres my garlic! Or is it lemon?
Smilies HIDE!
Starts checking under leaves and stones nervously

[Jay]

Well, she seems to be one of the 'cute and cuddly' sort of witches... how many witches would bother turning a bush of... something into KitKats???

[Nightshade]

someone who wants to trick you!!!!!!!!!!!!
Are you sure shes nice??
Ill trust you if you think so!
Oh the smilies agree with you :nod:

[Jay]

Oh yeah, I'm definitelly trustworthy :brow:

[Nightshade]

*GULP*
Ohh dear I think I may have jumped out of the pan and into the fire!
Checks for witnesses

[Jay]

Grins Scheheradishly ;)
Wanna guess whom I learned that ^ trick from? :lol:

[Nightshade]

umm *backs off nervously* would that keep you happy?

Wait you seem like anice person maybe the Kitkats or lack of has changed You
KITKAT we need some KIT kat here!!

[Jay]

Hands over one of my own leftover KitKats
Here, have one as well
Gobbles one down herself

[Nightshade]

Nibbles slowly...mummmm blissssssssssssssss
got to make it last!!
How long do you think we will be stuck here without sher to get us out??

[Jay]

Quite a while
You want to play hide and seek?
Does that lashes thing ;)

[Nightshade]

okkkkkayyyyy

[Jay]

Great! I hide, you seek! :D

Ok, I hide, you guess where I am

Bounces :p

[Nightshade]

hum are you behind that KItkat bush?
or in the long grass

[Jay]

There you are!

Nope :D

[Nightshade]

Oh I keep flickering Crashing!
Humm are you behind me?

[Jay]

Nooope, I'm not behind you, nor am I in front of you... directly that is

[Nightshade]

Oh have you shrunk? and am small than me?
Smilies! start looking............OH no now the smilies are hiding too

[Jay]

Nope, not shrunk, and no idea if I'm smaller than you :p, but you definitelly look smaller from where I am... ;)

[Nightshade]

great now shes decide to be quiet too!
hum this may work
MARCO!

[Nightshade]

Ah your i the tree with amuse! out you come!

[Jay]

Who's Marco?
Curious :p

[Nightshade]

grrrrrrrrShe doesnt know
I say Marco you say Polo (marco polo italian explores Gingis KHan?)
I find you!!

[Jay]

AHA, whoops, sorry, lol

yells

and from above you can hear...
POLO!

[Nightshade]

Goes round and round in circles................Where are you??????

[Jay]

Polo :p

Looky above... where I could be in a forest when my voice is comming from above... :p

[Nightshade]

I already said in a tree didnt I hum post #80

[Jay]

aha, I didn't see that one *pouts*

Ok, wanna hide?
Falls off the tree like a ripe apple

Whoops, ouchy :D

[Nightshade]

hehe gasping from laughing

swish blurrr
Im goneeeeeeeee
find me If you can!

[Jay]

In a cave right there behind us :p

[Nightshade]

no reply thinks
your not going to get me that easily
unfortunatly a tiny little person with WINGS giigle escapes

[Jay]

You're not allowed to change places!
Glares :p

[Nightshade]

Who said? Its not in the rule book * pulls out rulebook* humm changing faces..No changing playersah here we ae changing placess..* moments reflective silance* well I didnt change any way so :p

[Taliesin]

And then the sky turns as black as night as a great bevy of crows appears. They come from north.
They are incredibly noisy. Their croaking is almost deafening.
And then, as suddenly as they appeared, they settle on the trees and fall silent, thousands of little eyes watching Jay and Nightshade as they talk.

[Jay]

Getting an evil idea...

Dear Thousands Of Little Eyes, could you please reveal to me the whereabouts of Nightshade? Pretty please?

[Nightshade]

Dont you dare Ill poison you if you do!!!
crash *falls off Jays head were have been hidin because got mad*
BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO :bawling:

[Nightshade]

oh are you a murder of crows?? Ive never et a murder before!
have you come to deliver the KIT kats?

[Jay]

awwww, ok, I won't ask Thousands Of Little Eyes again.
Wants Thousands Of Little Eyes play as well?

Night, you're... on a tree :p

[Nightshade]

NO i was on yor head I fell off didnt you see
Oh no shes ben blinded by chocolate!!!
Its stuck on her face
*Laughing and laghing and laughing and now the smilies are frowning :mad: :mad: as its not nice lol at others........

[Jay]

I didn't even have to go Marco :p

[Nightshade]

yes Ive always been useless at this game
OHHHHH birdees can you see if there are any kit kats about we will share!!

[Jay]

http://www.pinasgift.com/mothersday2/chocolates/kitkat.jpg

DROOLS :D

[Nightshade]

yummmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm w00t *eyes grow wide and starts flying towards the kit kats ike moth to a flame

[Nightshade]

*Mouth full of choclate* does this mean shers back from WA?

[Scheherazade]

*all of a sudden in a cloud of purple smoke Scher appears*

Yes, m'dears... I am back and powerful than ever, with the new magics and potions I've learnt at the WA!

*wiggles her nose*

[Jay]

drools some more

Demonstrate!

:D

[Nightshade]

pleeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeesse only no transforming people plese Iv ehad enough of that!

[Scheherazade]

*snaps her fingers and turns Jay's fingers into KitKats*

How about body parts?

[Jay]

WHY ME?

The first one with the idea of chewing my fingers off is so dead...

[Nightshade]

KIT KAT* tears self away* Nope doesnt work how do I know there isnt blood in there!
OI Jay dont eat your fingers !!

[Scheherazade]

*wonders what Jay will do with those fingers of KitKat*

[Jay]

Yes, there is blood, lots of it, everywhere, it's just yuck, you realize you don't even like KitKats anymore...

[Nightshade]

ahh I see you have more sense Humm cure cure? PLeese turn her fingers back MS graeat one Sher! also on a side note turnig stones to Kitkats would be good!

[Jay]

*wonders what Jay will do with those fingers of KitKat*
what I can do with them, keep them cool so they don't melt :D

[Nightshade]

O No you didnt I told you not to flaps around great the smilies are still hiding lot of good they were!

[Nightshade]

UM um UM dont crush them dont crusht them!!

[Jay]

Waits till Scher turns my fingers back ... ... ...

HINT anyone? :D

[Nightshade]

humm BTW is sher the good or ba witch of this peice?? ;)
Oh look smilies are back!

[Jay]

Originally I thought she were the white hat kinda witch... looks at fingers... not too sure anymore :D

[Scheherazade]

*looks around and wonders where everyone else is*

*snaps her fingers and turns Jay's fingers into Mars bars*

Is that better? :D

*grins very Scheherazadishly*

[Jay]

Twix anyone? lol

[Nightshade]

OH great * really paniking now* we are stuck here and the onlyperson who can get us out wants to turn Jay into a giant candy bar so hat the Thousand tiny eyes who are watching obviously jungry will nibble her to death leaving poor me slone snd vunrable * deep breath*

[Nightshade]

ahhhhhhhhhhhhh shes not talking is she dead speak to me plese I dont want to be stuck here all on my ownsome lonesome

[Jay]

I doubt Thousands of Little Eyes would nibble at me, they're gone now.

[Scheherazade]

No, Night... I have a feeling she might be chewing on her new Mars fingers! :D

[Nightshade]

*glares* dont correct me when I am panking (if I start rtionalising Ill stop paniking) humm that may be a good idea ...

[Jay]

I so would not! I'd prefer them... hmmm... if I chew my fingers off, will you grow me new ones? :D

[Nightshade]

yawns :yawnb: all that paniking has tired me out can I crawl into your poket/bag and sleep Jay?
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post 399 jay

[Jay]

Sure thing :), crawl right in.

[Nightshade]

Thank you Jay... :yawnb: Dont go off and leave me now will you?? :yawnb: * crawls into bag *Good night
http://www.websmileys.com/sm/sleep/schla05.gif

[Jay]

Thought never crossed my mind :), nightnight, Night :)

[Nightshade]

*yWNS STRECHES AND WAKES UP
* Well whats bee happening since I slept!

[Bongitybongbong]

Woah where...how'd I end up here....*scratches head*...ugh.

[Nightshade]

Who are you and what have you done with Jay?!
I must warn you come any closer and I ll poison you I am an EXTREMLY dangerous person to know even without my Smilies along to help *frown ferocioulsy* I mean it not a step closer!!!!!

[Bongitybongbong]

Ha you think you can take me...last guy who said that was triple my size and a master in every form of self denfense. I massacred him...and besides I've got the Mafia in my corner.

[Nightshade]

I am a winged formally one of the most posiounus plants in exsistants
I can kill you with just on drop of my blood And the\best thing about nightshade posoning is that it is\completly untraceable!!

[Bongitybongbong]

I've been burning, stabbed, shot, injected with all sorts of censored and I'm still breathing...Now the question is, Have you also survived Camden?

[Nightshade]

backas a way slightly unnerved I have survive d SHER turning people into Kit kats and convincin them to eat themselves *sheds a tear in memory of JAY* have you ?
Humm doesnt this sound a bit like the first meeting of Robin Hood and little John?

[Bongitybongbong]

First off that's easy to resist...second her name is Scheherazade. I know that you don't have all of the smilies because I have a few of mine own....

[Nightshade]

So you are the on who turned m into a plant!!!!!
why you BEEEP BEEP DASH DASH hyphen semi-colon dash!!!
just you come here and Ill kill yu!!

[Nightshade]

So you are the on who turned m into a plant!!!!!
why you BEEEP BEEP DASH DASH hyphen semi-colon dash!!!
just you come here and Ill kill you!!
Have you any idea how boring it is being stuck as a plant for 2 whole yers? with worms nibbling at you and unspeekable things happening to you above ground too!

[Bongitybongbong]

*Township Rebellion starts to play in the back ground* Are you really sure you're in the mood to fight... *pulls out an unidentified item from the inside of his coat*

[Nightshade]

yessssssssssss
starts to spit on hands and flap wings!!!

[Bongitybongbong]

The item that the sadistic, guy has is his ivroy sword with a hilt made of solid gold. Ok if you're really in the mood...I'll even give you the first shot.

[Nightshade]

* oh whats that a sword hummwell he cant catch me up here*
Oh MIster Im so big and strong that I have to pick On thumbelina with wings rains beat brawn any day of the week! can you get me when I am sitting on the top of your head??
*pulls and twists those tiny short hairs that can be found right a bove a persons ear!!!* ( what I come from a family of five kids One must exsert so authority over nasty younger taller siblings!)

[Bongitybongbong]

well if you didn't notice I already hit you....check you chesta thin line of blood appeared upon Nightshade

[Nightshade]

Oh your in for it now Blood = poison rember scaratches his head and wipes poison into cut*
No is your nice Ill give you the antidote agreed no more shar and pointy things??

[Bongitybongbong]

Being the one that originally made you a plant wouldn't you think that I would be well prepared for something like this? I guess not because I'm immune. *a bright light comes and a second a third mark on Nightshade chest and the three make out a "K"*

[Nightshade]

Are you the one who made me a plant or is that anothe malignat being that brought you here like me Kidnapped jay and the THousand tiny eyes and now we are stuck here ? Dont you think we should, the word sticks in my throat but must be said, cooparate? for our mutal good of course!

[Bongitybongbong]

To answer your question I am the real deal...I made you a plant, but I kidnapped no one. I guess we might as well work together.

[Nightshade]

Hum alright how did you make me a plant and yes we should definetly cooporate unless you are responisble for all the appearing disappering acts as well as the sudeen holes transformation bloodbaths headless smilies who think they are still alive?

[Bongitybongbong]

I keep how I do a secret..just know that's a kick yourself answer. I've done everthing except the "dissapearing acts". I bet I know where they are though.

*the place where the two talk slowly forms into a palace chamber*

[Nightshade]

yeah anyway whats your name Doctor who???
anyway lets get on with and find Jay or a way out
this place is getting clostraphobic and Im hungry *buzzes around his head* do you have food??

[Bongitybongbong]

Ok, follow. I'll get you food and Jay. *The two walk out of th palace like room into another changing room that forms as a buffet restaraunt and the base of a volcano.*

[Nightshade]

OHH yummy I smell food oh whats that *a sign thats says no Little winged people* how rude!!

[Bongitybongbong]

No worries...I'll handle this.*He strides to the manager's office, and instantly the sign disappears.* See I'm good to have as an ally.

[Jay]

pops out of thin air

So what you're folks up to now that you decided not to kill each other?

[Bongitybongbong]

Hey I figured you'd be nearby...have some food it's free!

[Nightshade]

Oh where were you??
I was worried about you *massive hug*
this person who has yet to tell me his name is the one who turned me into a flower!!
You said you wouldnt leave me!

[Bongitybongbong]

It wasn't her fault that happened. I figured that if she was here then I'm pretty lucky.

[Jay]

I was... otherwise occupied :p

returns hug

[Bongitybongbong]

With what?

[Jay]

Oh i think I heard there was some free food... pizzas by any chance?

[Nightshade]

oh alright I was scared when I woke up and was all alone! Anyway we are going to eat and although he doesnt know it he is going to be paying and maybe they have Kit Kats!!!
intrested?

[Bongitybongbong]

Fine, I won't be paying nothing because it's FREE! Pizzas are over there to the left and the Kit Kats are in front of you.

[Jay]

Paradise... *attacks the food*

[Nightshade]

YUmmm *full mouth* pass the hot sauce
yummmmmmmmmmmmmm
smile

[Bongitybongbong]

*grabs a chair, spins it backward, and sits* So are you two happy?

[Nightshade]

for the mommnet any way now shut up so I can eat!

[Jay]

Yep, eating a nice pizza in a nice forest with unusual things happening all around... yep, thanks master Bong :)

[Nightshade]

ohh no hes flashed out again
we really must find out why people keep dissapearing!
all my smilies are gone

[Nightshade]

Do you think he did it on purpouse this time???

[Nightshade]

OH no!!
the mangers just noticed that Master Bong (how do you that is his name?) has dissapearred
I need to get out of here!! zaps out of the door are you coming??

[Jay]

Coming? Where are we going? :p

[Nightshade]

Out before that big mean looking guy comes to squish me... ahh hes seen me HIDE!!!
*wisphers* dont say marco!

[Jay]

Wanna hide in my bag again? I'll breathe onion breath at him and he'll be gone :p

[Nightshade]

plese hes scaring mee(crawls into bag)

[Nightshade]

Flash of light!!
ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
and dissapears!

[Bongitybongbong]

*off in another part of the continuously changing world* Crap...I better find him soon. *flash of light* Holy censored! Oh it's just you Night.

[Nightshade]

Loook who I found as I was flickering through the worlds http://www.websmileys.com/sm/crazy/061.gif http://www.websmileys.com/sm/crazy/061.gifhttp://www.websmileys.com/sm/crazy/061.gifhttp://www.websmileys.com/sm/crazy/061.gifhttp://www.websmileys.com/sm/crazy/061.gifhttp://www.websmileys.com/sm/crazy/061.gifhttp://www.websmileys.com/sm/crazy/061.gif
so where are we and by the way can I hide behind you Im sure that mean manager is after me...............

[Nightshade]

Oi wait up Im still Liccle you know...........
Where are you going???
Oh look a yellow road
a yellow brick road....are you sure its wise to follow this???

[Bongitybongbong]

Yeah wait a bit first *pulls out a weird machine and shoots a beam of....stuff*
Night Holy carp!!! What is that?
Master Bong A solution. *the yellow brick road changed into a city ghetto*

[Jay]

Call me a whiney spoilsport but I liked the forest better.

[Nightshade]

I have to agree with Jay here Im not sure this is very safe I mean its dark down there

[Nightshade]

Ohh look a door in the sky Im getting off here so Through the door I gooooooooooooo

[Jay]

What's beyond the door?

[Nightshade]

D'know but its got to be better than here !!
(whats a city getto?? its like slums right?)

[Jay]

Don't ask me, I have no idea what a 'real' ghetto looks like, kind of can't think we'd have any in the Czech rep, and if so, they're too 'real life' :D

[Nightshade]

sooo you want to go through the door??

[Scheherazade]

That door in the sky reminds me of 'Truman Show'...

[Jay]

Well, if we could return in ONE piece (ie me one piece, you one piece, wouldn't be too nice is they glued us into ONE collective piece :D), sure, why not :D

*edit* or 3 pieces if the almighty WA member's joining us :p

[Nightshade]

OKay hey where did you come from sher? and are you coming too?

[Jay]

Scher? She comes from thin air :p
Or a puff of smoke :D

[Nightshade]

okay Im stepping through the door now!
Oh look its the yellow brick road again and what are those........ Munchkins......Oh ooka sign Tourists please show visas here....Ooookay

[Jay]

Uhm... no one said I'd need a visa :eek:

[Nightshade]

no maybe sher has a Dr who magic paper, do you sher??

[Jay]

*rumages in pockets* What about a KitKat instead? :lol:

[Scheherazade]

She'll be coming round the mountain when she comes
She'll be coming round the mountain when she comes
She'll be coming round the mountain, she'll be coming round the mountain,
She'll be coming round the mountain when she comes

She'll be driving six white horses when she comes
She'll be driving six white horses when she comes
She'll be driving six white horses, she'll be driving six white horses,
She'll be driving six white horses when she comes

Oh, we'll all go out to meet her when she comes
Oh, we'll all go out to meet her when she comes

Oh, we'll all go out to meet her, we'll all go out to meet her,
We'll all go out to meet her when she comes

She'll be wearing red pajamas when she comes
She'll be wearing red pajamas when she comes

She'll be wearing red pajamas, she'll be wearing red pajamas,
She'll be wearing red pajamas when she comes

She will have to sleep with Grandma when she comes
She will have to sleep with Grandma when she comes
She will have to sleep with Grandma, she will have to sleep with Grandma,
She will have to sleep with Grandma when she comes

[Nightshade]

OH wow theyve all run away ;) nice think sher :LOL:
*moves to table* oh look at this a choclate bar with a tag that says EAT ME
yuum it tastes nice
uuuuuuuuuuuuuurrrrg I feel funny..........

[Jay]

Me too, all asleep all of a sudden :p, see ya sky-door travellers later, nightnight :)

[Nightshade]

nighhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhht ohh look yove shrunk nooo Ive grown actually both so I can carry you

[Bongitybongbong]

I wouldn't recomend going in there.

[Nightshade]

Going where?
Oh wow where did you come from and look Im almost as tall as you !!!

[Bongitybongbong]

Ok I'm tired of this...Supercrack, I'm callin you out

[Nightshade]

Master sorry Mister Bong has pulled out his sorwd and is prepering to fight...

Night wonders off oh look what this say drink me? Ok .....

Great ! now Im small again
Suddenkly a clash of swords Oooo

[Bongitybongbong]

*SuperCrack tries to fight off Master (I prefer this) Bong, but Bong doesn't stand down. He keeps parring and blocking every attempt made by SuperCrack*
Come on it doesn't need to end in bloodshed Crack.

censored off Bong
*the battle continues for a few minutes and Master Bonguses a strange combination to slash SuperCrack*

ok everything should be coming back together now

[Miss Darcy]

A sudden rustling of the bushes that - very unfortunately - nobody notices. Fighting continues.

*Loud cough* A-ahem!

Clash clash clash.

Cough! Cough! Cough!

Chink chink chink.

A-achhoooo!

[Nightshade]

*jumps*aaahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh*looks around nervously* Do you think this is another crush the little person attempt or even worse a steal all the chocolate attempt?!
*from behind Bong and Jay in a false agressive voice*
We are armed and dangerous we have a MAsTER BONG who will crush you if you ty anything... Come out slowly..
*in more normalk voice*
Who are you?

[Bongitybongbong]

The bigger question is "Why are you using me as a weapon?"

[Miss Darcy]

Where's that voice coming from? *Waves* Hello, little voice! Where do you come from? The hidden island? Alright, bad joke. I'm Miss Darcy - er - well call me Darcy...if I had had any sense while signing up I would have called myself simply that. Luckily, I didn't. Having any sense never seems to help somehow. *Sighs melodramatically* Now everyone connects my name to a schoolteacher in a black miniskirt...perhaps you've heard elsewhere...but oh well, never mind. :D Where are you? And welcome, but I can't...see...you...

[Bongitybongbong]

Are you blind, Darcy?

[Nightshade]

No shes talking to me BONG...
Wasnt miss Darcy Like Georgianna Mr Darcy sister or even his daughter ?
_w00t_ are you related to the Bennets??

[Bongitybongbong]

I think that she was talking to all of us. Were you?

[Nightshade]

Nah I spoke to her so obviously she was speaking to me also do you notice shes sort of turned to stone might be the reason she is not replying and cant see us??

[Bongitybongbong]

Eh...who cares anymore? I'm going to go get friends now.

[Nightshade]

Ahhh Ill be your friend dont go.......................

[Bongitybongbong]

No more to say I'm gonna go get some friends to come. But whatever I'll stay

[Nightshade]

Oh OKay then!
who Wanderlust maybe?

[Bongitybongbong]

Well now I'm staying so what are we going to do?

[Nightshade]

Use th magical PM power :brow:

[Bongitybongbong]

ok I haven't used mine in a while.

[Nightshade]

Mine may be broken I am getting no reply :bawling:

[Bongitybongbong]

did you send it to me because i've got nothing

[wanderlust_ox]

hey... I've never posted in this thread.

Oh OKay then!
who Wanderlust maybe?
aww you guys love me.

haha I think I spend too much time in here and on msn. I just came back from an interesting car ride, and climbing trees... hurray! Live my childhood while it lasts.

[Bongitybongbong]

I'll drink to that :D :D .

[wanderlust_ox]

actually, I really can't wait till I turn 18.

[jekan blazer]

jekan the kitsunian, being half fox and half human, walks up and looks around...

whats going on here?