Lyn05
06-08-2009, 05:01 AM
DISCLAIMER: This piece of writing is purely fictional, and there is no intention, in any way, to encourage such acts as/might have been depicted in the writing. Please do not attempt to carry out any of such acts. Thank you very much and have a nice day.
I have to say, I understand why they do it- simply because I’m doing it too. So I totally comprehend what it feels like. And trust me, while it may not look or sound all too good, it works. And after you’re done, you’ll feel a whole lot better-all the sadness and pain, they’ll just disappear in a flash. If you’re like me, then here’s some good solid advice.
If under any circumstances my friend, you find yourself being found out, be prepared to face two groups of people. One group of people will be the sympathetic ones. They’ll shower you with suffocating amounts of TLC -tender loving care- to the extent where it seems all hypocritical, even though you well know that they don’t mean to come forth that way. They’ll most likely drag you to seek professional help, as they put it, even though you’re sure that you were already helping yourself, and doing a really good job at it.
The other group of people are the not-so-nice ones. They’ll most likely start staring at you with bulging eyes with their mouths agape. Some may even start calling you names of all sorts, or hurl colourful vocabulary at you. With any luck, they’ll get into trouble if the Establishment (I think this sounds way cooler than ‘school authority’, don’t you?) hears them. If not, then good luck, my dear friend. All you have to do is remain strong, but if you can’t, you can always execute the very effective method self-help again. You know, the one I’ve been talking about? After you’re done, you’ll be ready to face a brand new day.
Another piece of advice: if you want to keep things, you know, hush-hush, then do a good job out of it. You DO understand that society does not approve of what we do, right? Well, as they say-everything comes with a price. If you wish to use this method of self-help and still blend in with the world out there, please, please do not leave glaring evidence all over the place. Hide them, or do it in unobvious places, places that people don’t normally look at.
Well, that’s all that I have for you, my friend. If you’re like me, you’ll probably agree, or maybe you’ll have other suggestions for better execution of this method of self-help. In any case, if you are uninformed on what I’m talking about, I’m talking about my method of self-help- better known by the rest of the world as “self-mutilation”.
I think they should come up with a better name than that. The current one sounds like we’re abusing ourselves.
After all, it's just self-help, isn’t it?
I have to say, I understand why they do it- simply because I’m doing it too. So I totally comprehend what it feels like. And trust me, while it may not look or sound all too good, it works. And after you’re done, you’ll feel a whole lot better-all the sadness and pain, they’ll just disappear in a flash. If you’re like me, then here’s some good solid advice.
If under any circumstances my friend, you find yourself being found out, be prepared to face two groups of people. One group of people will be the sympathetic ones. They’ll shower you with suffocating amounts of TLC -tender loving care- to the extent where it seems all hypocritical, even though you well know that they don’t mean to come forth that way. They’ll most likely drag you to seek professional help, as they put it, even though you’re sure that you were already helping yourself, and doing a really good job at it.
The other group of people are the not-so-nice ones. They’ll most likely start staring at you with bulging eyes with their mouths agape. Some may even start calling you names of all sorts, or hurl colourful vocabulary at you. With any luck, they’ll get into trouble if the Establishment (I think this sounds way cooler than ‘school authority’, don’t you?) hears them. If not, then good luck, my dear friend. All you have to do is remain strong, but if you can’t, you can always execute the very effective method self-help again. You know, the one I’ve been talking about? After you’re done, you’ll be ready to face a brand new day.
Another piece of advice: if you want to keep things, you know, hush-hush, then do a good job out of it. You DO understand that society does not approve of what we do, right? Well, as they say-everything comes with a price. If you wish to use this method of self-help and still blend in with the world out there, please, please do not leave glaring evidence all over the place. Hide them, or do it in unobvious places, places that people don’t normally look at.
Well, that’s all that I have for you, my friend. If you’re like me, you’ll probably agree, or maybe you’ll have other suggestions for better execution of this method of self-help. In any case, if you are uninformed on what I’m talking about, I’m talking about my method of self-help- better known by the rest of the world as “self-mutilation”.
I think they should come up with a better name than that. The current one sounds like we’re abusing ourselves.
After all, it's just self-help, isn’t it?