Is serious cat serious

[breathtest]

Is serious cat serious?

[subterranean]

There's a room for a mouse joke around here.

[The Comedian]

Is serious cat serious?

Poke her in the nose, and see what happens. If she bites, she's serious.

[grotto]

No, I think just amused. :p

[Scheherazade]

Yes, he takes everything seriously... apart from women - unless they are cute and sweet talking, of course!

:rolleyes:

[Niamh]

If i came across a cat that looked at me like that i'd take him seriously!

[Jozanny]

I want to know how the snap shooter ever got that photo. I have two cats, and they tell me what to do. The other way around died out some 20 years ago.

[librarius_qui]

He says he be serious cat, so I think he be serious ... :D

[BienvenuJDC]

Yes, he takes everything seriously... apart from women - unless they are cute and sweet talking, of course!

:rolleyes:

So he must take you seriously then... ;)

[Logos]

Serious Cat is looking a little ill; I think he's about to hoark up a 5gram hairball actually :)

[Emil Miller]

Yes, he takes everything seriously... apart from women - unless they are cute and sweet talking, of course!

:rolleyes:

You forgot to say sexy!

[Lokasenna]

Serious Cat looks like he needs glasses - there is a definite squint going on there!

[librarius_qui]

Serious Cat is looking a little ill; I think he's about to hoark up a 5gram hairball actually :)

(I have to say, L, that I always had a hint that Serious Cat is an alterego of yours ... :rolleyes: )

[TheFifthElement]

I dunno, looks kind of rabid to me

[Emil Miller]

I have been trying like blazes to think who the cat reminded me of and it suddenly came to me.

Alfred Hitchcock!

[Logos]

Well librarius_qui, I have been accused of being too serious at times! but I don't like kibble or tuna and I definitely don't eat bugs :D

[Niamh]

I have been trying like blazes to think who the cat reminded me of and it suddenly came to me.

Alfred Hitchcock!

you know what? I can so see what you mean! :lol:

[librarius_qui]

I have been trying like blazes to think who the cat reminded me of and it suddenly came to me.

Alfred Hitchcock!

hahahahhahahah! LOL&LOL~

Is this really a serious thread/discussion? hahahahahahahaha! :D:D:D:D:D:D:D



Well librarius_qui, I have been accused of being too serious at times! but I don't like kibble or tuna and I definitely don't eat bugs :D

I don't know if serious, stern or solemn ... However, your "avatar" saves you, Miss L.; Serious Cat's doesn't save him, huh uh uh huhuh~

:rolleyes:

[Scheherazade]

You forgot to say sexy!I stand corrected:

Yes, he takes everything seriously... apart from women - unless they are cute, sweet talking and sexy, of course!

[Emil Miller]

I stand corrected:

Yes, he takes everything seriously... apart from women - unless they are cute, sweet talking and sexy, of course!

I bet some other contributors to this thread are wondering where you got your information from.

[*Classic*Charm*]

Guilty admission: when I'm having a crappy day, I come to this forum just to look at Serious Cat and read his mission statements. Makes me laugh every time.

And really, only a truly serious cat would say "I Are". That kind of grammar means business!

[librarius_qui]

Guilty admission: when I'm having a crappy day, I come to this forum just to look at Serious Cat and read his mission statements. Makes me laugh every time.

And really, only a truly serious cat would say "I Are". That kind of grammar means business!

True enough ...
Lets take a look, then:

~ This forum is for serious discussions only.
"Serious discussions only" :crash:

~ Serious cat does not define if discussion is serious.
right ... :thumbs_up

~ Moderators do not define if discussion is serious.
Wow ... who does, then? :confused:

~ Only posters define if discussion is serious, by posting here.
Ah .. :alien:

~ If you think someone's thread not serious enough, do not complain to Serious Cat. The almighty Serious Cat will not listen to your pleas.
Too complex to be understood; it means to be accepted. Important part: "almighty Serious Cat will not listen to your pleas" (er .. how do we contact him, anyway? Oh well, it isn't important: he will not hear :D )

~ Just because you don't think thread serious enough, does not mean it not serious to other poster. You just ignore if you don't like.
Fair, quite fair.~ I should put a thread on playmobil, in the Serious Discussion Forum :rolleyes: (some know that I had my problems with certain threads around ... -- I'm REALLY trying to get over it, but it's tough, I can say ...--) But then, I'm a collector and not a child :sick: I HAVE to accept other people's thoughts.

~ Serious Cat reminds you, no politics!
(this is completely :thumbs_up to me)



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[*If moderators wish me to edit this, let me know, but I have to make a public statement of some sort, so I will try until we reach an agreement. Perhaps this will do. Someone has to understand that I are serious myself about the matter ...]

[Neo_Sephiroth]

Serious Cat looks a little "effy"...

[librarius_qui]

perhaps Serious Cat is deaf ... :D

[qimissung]

Guilty admission: when I'm having a crappy day, I come to this forum just to look at Serious Cat and read his mission statements. Makes me laugh every time.

And really, only a truly serious cat would say "I Are". That kind of grammar means business!


Me too! It's 'serious' grammar, wouldn't you say? :D

Makes me think of my favorite cat poem:

love to eat them mousies
mousies what I love to eat
bite they little heads off
nibble on they tiny feet

And he DOES look like Hitchcock-he does! :lol:

[IJustMadeThatUp]

Makes me think of my favorite cat poem:

love to eat them mousies
mousies what I love to eat
bite they little heads off
nibble on they tiny feet


That poem is hilarious! I love it!!

[*Classic*Charm*]

Me too! It's 'serious' grammar, wouldn't you say? :D

Makes me think of my favorite cat poem:

love to eat them mousies
mousies what I love to eat
bite they little heads off
nibble on they tiny feet

And he DOES look like Hitchcock-he does! :lol:

Yes, definitely :D

Ah, that reminds me of my favourite cat poem. I didn't write this, and I have no idea who did.

"CAT HAIKU"

You never feed me.
Perhaps I'll sleep on your face.
That will sure show you.

You must scratch me there!
Yes, above my tail!
Behold, elevator butt.

The rule for today:
Touch my tail, I shred your hand.
New rule tomorrow.

In deep sleep hear sound
cat vomit hairball somewhere
will find in morning.

Grace personified.
I leap into the window.
I meant to do that.

Blur of motion, then --
silence, me, a paper bag.
What is so funny?

The mighty hunter
Returns with gifts of plump birds --
your foot just squashed one.

You're always typing.
Well, let's see you ignore my
sitting on your hands.

My small cardboard box.
You cannot see me if I
can just hide my head.

Terrible battle.
I fought for hours. Come and see!
What's a 'term paper?'

Small brave carnivores
Kill pine cones and mosquitoes,
Fear vacuum cleaner

I want to be close
to you. Can I fit my head
inside your armpit?

Wanna go outside.
Oh, poop! Help! I got outside!
Let me back inside!

Oh no! Big One
has been trapped by newspaper!
Cat to the rescue!

Humans are so strange.
Mine lies still in bed, then screams;
My claws are not that sharp.

[librarius_qui]

Nice! Poems on cats! :D I've still got to do one,
myself ...

Here's Ronald Tolkien's "The fat cat on the mat"
out of _The Adventures of Tom Bombadil_ ..~


The fat cat on the mat
may seem to dream
of nice mice that suffice
for him, or cream;
but he free, maybe,
walks in thought
unbowed, proud, where loud
roared and fought
his kin, lean and slim,
or deep in den
in the East feasted on beasts
and tender men.
The giant lion with iron
claw in paw,
and huge ruthless tooth
in gory jaw;
the pard dark-starred,
fleet upon feet,
that oft soft from aloft
leaps upon his meat
where woods loom in gloom --
far now they be,
fierce and free,
and tamed is he;
but fat cat on the mat
kept as a pet
he does not forget.

[qimissung]

No, they do not. I have a fat black cat who sleeps profoundly on a mat. But he once was a mighty hunter (of small birds)

Oh, and the haikus? :lol:

[PoeticPassions]

Serious cat truly does look like Hitchcock. :D hahaha I love it. But it also reminds me of someone else... hmmmm....

Anyway, I heard this funny quote... by Steven Wright...

"If toast always lands butter-side down, and cats always land on their feet, what happens if you strap toast on the back of a cat and drop it?”

Any opinions on this?

[breathtest]

Maybe they will land sideways

[librarius_qui]

Serious cat truly does look like Hitchcock. :D hahaha I love it. But it also reminds me of someone else... hmmmm....

Anyway, I heard this funny quote... by Steven Wright...

"If toast always lands butter-side down, and cats always land on their feet, what happens if you strap toast on the back of a cat and drop it?”

Any opinions on this?

this is a very old one, but here it goes: they will float~

[Shalot]

Yes, definitely :D

Ah, that reminds me of my favourite cat poem. I didn't write this, and I have no idea who did.

"CAT HAIKU"

You never feed me.
Perhaps I'll sleep on your face.
That will sure show you.

You must scratch me there!
Yes, above my tail!
Behold, elevator butt.

The rule for today:
Touch my tail, I shred your hand.
New rule tomorrow.

In deep sleep hear sound
cat vomit hairball somewhere
will find in morning.

Grace personified.
I leap into the window.
I meant to do that.

Blur of motion, then --
silence, me, a paper bag.
What is so funny?

The mighty hunter
Returns with gifts of plump birds --
your foot just squashed one.

You're always typing.
Well, let's see you ignore my
sitting on your hands.

My small cardboard box.
You cannot see me if I
can just hide my head.

Terrible battle.
I fought for hours. Come and see!
What's a 'term paper?'

Small brave carnivores
Kill pine cones and mosquitoes,
Fear vacuum cleaner

I want to be close
to you. Can I fit my head
inside your armpit?

Wanna go outside.
Oh, poop! Help! I got outside!
Let me back inside!

Oh no! Big One
has been trapped by newspaper!
Cat to the rescue!

Humans are so strange.
Mine lies still in bed, then screams;
My claws are not that sharp.



this is so funny. those are my cats!