Alice Cooper

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Alice: You know the way to Mesapotamia?

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Charles: Yes I do. . . but in order to get there you would have to get through wonderland. And there's only one way that you can do that.

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Alice: Oh?

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Charles: You need my guidance on you're journey through wonderland. I will help you but first tell me. . . Why must you travel to Mesapotamia?

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Alice: It is written that a great and powerful man resides there. A man by the name of . . . CAPTAIN CRUNCH!! He has agreed to make me his apprentice in the art of CRUNCHIFICATION!

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Charles: I see.

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Narrator: And so Charles Xavior lead Alice out of his school for gifted young mutants. Outside Scott had a question.

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Well if you're leaving the acedemy what about school then?

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Schoooooooooolz OUT FOR SU-MER!!

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Oh alright. . .