The Oops Forum

[kingoflombards]

In this forum game, we Lit-Net peoples converse about the worst oops we have done. It could be funny or serious depending on how you are. You can also start an 'imaginary oops' like, "I was swimming in the ocean and accidentally dunked the wrong person." I mean, I don't live near the ocean, but I can still post it.



So feel free to say something funny or bad, I don't mind.

[skib]

I was shooting at a bear to get it out of the pig pen, and thanks to a rifle not sighted in and no light, I hit it in the spine instead of its butt like I was aiming. Oops.

[BienvenuJDC]

Last night I shot an elephant in my pajamas...what he was doing in my pajamas...I don't know!!

Oops...this isn't a one liner thread is it? Oops!!

[skib]

I absolutely hate when those elephants do that. It's most frustrating. Is shooting at them the most effective method of getting your PJs back? I've tried bargaining with peanuts and every other method, but they just don't work.

[BienvenuJDC]

The bad thing about shooting them in your pajamas is that you get holes in them and blood blood on them.

[skib]

two words- hydrogen peroxide. i wouldn't worry about the holes- my pj's consist of old, torn up jeans. how that elephant gets into them, i don't know.

[kingoflombards]

Oops. I have created a monster haven't I? (this thread:lol:)

[BienvenuJDC]

When I was little, we were decorating Easter eggs, which we had a special contraption that we could put the egg in which spun the egg as we decorated it. After we were done mom and dad went to take a nap...(but I wasn't done yet...I wanted to decorate more eggs). Since all of the hard-boiled eggs had been decorated (yeah...mom was done decorating), I went to get me another egg. But the thing was that (since I was so young) I didn't know the difference between hard-boiled and raw. So I got a new egg out of the carton. As I began to put it in the contraption.......OOPS!!!

[kingoflombards]

In Boy Scouts, I was trying to open a can of tomato sauce with my pocket knife...Oops good thing chili is red.

[kingoflombards]

When I joined the wrestling team, there wasn't anyone in my weight class. So I wrestled with someone 50 pounds heavier than me. Oops... I think I joined the wrong sport....I'll just leave n-OUCH!

[kingoflombards]

This is an actual post I made...It's an Oops.

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04-30-2009 09:05 PMkingoflombards
!Hola! What's up with all of yousess(Gollum-speak)
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05-04-2009 12:44 AMkingoflombards
Oops...I think I just killed the conversation....Maybe less Gollum speak next time?
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[jekan blazer]

i once slammed my head into a pole while walking... oops

[kingoflombards]

I once ran into a banister in my home. I cracked the wood. OOPS

[jekan blazer]

i once shut down a robot that was supposed to save the world...

oops...

[kingoflombards]

I turned on a robot that was made to destroy the world....Oops(I beat yours, Jekan:D)

[jekan blazer]

i accidentally destroyed the sun which caused the next big bang, in turn caused a chain reaction of supernovas, which destroyed the univers.....
ooops...:goof:


(i definitely win there!!!)

[BienvenuJDC]

and God laughs...
...as He fixes what jekan messes up!

The producers have a meeting discussing the idea of a show where real people are filmed doing what people do...and the people can be hand picked to find interesting people that will fight and bicker and lie to each other...alliances will be formed so that these people can betray each other...people can be voted off the show...only to be brought back to increase ratings...the unscripted will be given script guidelines...we will call it..."Reality TV!"

OOOOPPPPS!

[LadyW]

Oops, I fell into a bin.

(Seriously... :()

[FallingWings]

Oops, I fell asleep while waking up.

[jekan blazer]

oops, eye mispelled something in this post......

[Nikhar]

Someone farted, oops!

[jekan blazer]

oops,, that was me...

[kingoflombards]

I just lit a match... I hope farts don't burn too...FOOSH OOPS

[jekan blazer]

i put the king in kingoflombards.... by toasting him with a lit fart...oops

[kingoflombards]

I forgot to laugh...Oops. (:lol:)

[jekan blazer]

i revived a malfunctioning iron man who destroys everything in his path... oops

[kingoflombards]

I invented the Ironman.... Bigger Oops than Jekan! HA

[Nikhar]

I provided the iron, and it was rusted! Oops!

[Taliesin]

To get the cap on to my pen properly, I have to hit the cap lightly with my palm - but I enjoy hitting it hard, since it makes a nice click.
Now, some time ago, I did this too - but I had forgotten to put the cap on before hitting it - oops! Instant stigmata.

I actually did that. It has already started healing.

[jekan blazer]

ouch...


i once went super sayen on kingoflombards while playing catch with a baseball, and i "accidentally" formed a spirit bomb while he was not looking, then said "catch!" i vaporized the wholl park and the one million people at the concert.... OOOPS.

[kingoflombards]

Galzraa is somehow unhurt, you just made him angry.... Oops for you (:lol:)

[Nikhar]

Once I telephoned my friend and forgot who was it that I had called! OOPS!!!!!!!!!!!!1

That actually happened! :))

[kingoflombards]

I somehow always manage to break something during the day. One night, I thought I had broken the curse (:lol:) when I stepped on a plastic thing and broke it.(I don't remember what I stepped on, all I know is that it hurt.)

[kingoflombards]

Oops....I fell asleep in the middle of my chemistry project. It is 1:00a.m. now and Chemistry is my first class tomorrow(Today technically)

[kingoflombards]

Today, a friend of mine and I went to the movies to meet another friend. We were in the car and my friend missed the turnoff, so I told her that I knew a 'shortcut'. We ended up in another county entirely before realizing that the theater was the other way. Both of my friend were PO'd at m. Oops.

[shapeshifter_]

oooppsss ...... i entered a changing room when there was a man half-naked inside :D

[kingoflombards]

That's an Oops for sure!:lol:

[kingoflombards]

Oops. I exploded and ranted on a poll about comics. :D

[Maryd.]

I was on the phone to my sister and asked her to wait while I checked who was at the front door. Anyway I spoke to the person at the door, they left and I sat down and watched half an hour of Television before remembering she was still waiting on the phone... Oops.