Random

[Bakiryu]

Just a random thingamajig. The purpose of which is to write the MOST RANDOM THING 1) someone said to you today 2) only makes sense in context 3) you can think off.

(it's a choice kids!)

Let the randomness begin!

[Silas Thorne]

Death to the rabbit whirlpool, maggot vector tangle!

[PoeticPassions]

Him:"Oh great now it went up my nose, and it is stinging."
Me: "I totally forgot about my hand. Hahahahahaha"

[Joreads]

Gee look at me is that really me it doesn't look like me.

Well yes and no it depends on my mood

[Taliesin]

Going up the elevator, there was a girl going down the other elevator, speaking to a mobile phone. I could catch but a single word in the middle of a sentence:

"Dada."

[sprinks]

My sister this morning. She's only almost 1 year old, and can't talk yet - but her little baby gibberish is so funny. She gets so passionate about things, things I have no idea about. So really she just crawls around yelling "doy doy DOY DOYDOYDOYDOY!". Then she'll lean over sideways.

[Tournesol]

He says to me in a text message:

"...I honestly thought I was doing what you wanted. I'm sorry babe."


[by the by...should I forgive him tonight?]

[Tournesol]

by the way Bakiryu - even though I voted, I LOVE this thread!!! LOL...

[kevinthediltz]

Fish tacos taste much better without fish.

[sprinks]

from an msn conversation:
"he tried to cut my hair, on multiple occasions, through fish in the oven, broke 2 pencils and a peice of fish on his head... al in half an hour"
"would it imply u are the sea, u own the sea, ur at the sea?"

[andave_ya]

shnizzbazzfizzgniggle.

[K.M Roberston]

Blue canoe

[K.M Roberston]

Bajaw!

[Joreads]

what is the difference between lamb and beef

[a_little_wisp]

Me: I was an angry Norwegian dude.
Roommate: it happens, yo.

[skib]

We need maintenance!

[sprinks]

"It's pak choi, not bok choi."

[Disordered]

"The hot water is working but not the pants." -said by 8 year old trying to clean a birdhouse.

[Bakiryu]

"do clouds taste like cotton candy? I bet they do..." (said my my crazy friend)

[JuniperWoolf]

We were sitting to dinner at my friend Rosie's house and her fourteen year old brother suddenly said "what's chicken made of? I mean, I KNOW that it's chicken, but what is it actually made of?" (random because we were eating spaghetti).

[jekan blazer]

i got my edumacation!!!