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[kevinthediltz]

IS YOUR LIFE WORTHLESS?
HAS YOUR WIFE LEFT YOU FOR A TOASTER?
DID YOUR MOTHER ABANDON YOU TO GO SMOKE CRACK AND MURDER PUPPIES?
WE HAVE THE ANSWER FOR YOU!!!!!!
A subscription to housekeeping today?
Flooding my inbox with your nonsense
How can I live without
A forty horsepower blender?
What is missing in this life of mine?
AH HA!
A degree
From the national university of rubbish
How could I possibly survive
Without a penis
That weighs more than my dog?
So thank you
Webdeals.com
For completing my life

[mmaria]

Yes, sometimes some things seem so stupid! Described in a funny way. I enjoyed it.

[a_little_wisp]

This made me lauuugh! - The laughter began at: "Has your wife left you for a toaster?" Good job, Kevin!

[PrinceMyshkin]

That penis that weighs more than a dog is a gem and much of this is so funny but I think it deserves a less blatant last two lines. I mean, long before we get there we have concluded (with you) that all these offers are junk.