Places where Bongitybongbong is not...

[baddad]

He is not in my car, nor under my computer, nor in my dictionary. I cannot find him in my coffee cup, my neighbors house or my washing machine. He is not inside my head, beside himself, or in a rage. Perhaps his is in heaven, or hell, or psyche class, or a professor's office begging to lead the next oral presentation of 'Why The Borg Will Never Succeed' or, 'Why Pirates Are Really Only Misunderstood'.

Perhaps if his name is spelled backwards he will magically appear....Gnobgnobytignob......


......nope.

[mono]

I attempted writing the most Dr. Seuss-like verse, pondering your question:

He surely does not reside in my house,
nor in the holes of walls dug by a mouse.
I cannot find his head in the clouds,
where mine rests among the dreaming crowds.
He sits not in the café drinking coffee or tea,
nor in the ocean's deep, swimming free.
Wherever he stays, may we wish him fair -
neither here, nor there, nor anywhere.

bleh :p

[frozenlight]

he is not in my thoughts, so why bother...
well, he won't be in about 1 second.

[amuse]

he is not in a nice, dry state because new jersey is lakelike tonight. not very ladylike of her!

[subterranean]

Baddad misses the kid so much I suppose ;)

[baddad]

Si, is true. The Bong has that ......raw edge, a certain dangerous truth to his perspectives........If I was to vote for the 'Most LIkely To Start A Revolution" Bong would get my vote....

[Scheherazade]

Let's not forget that Bong has just turned 14 :) He has a long time to deal with raw edges and mastermind revolutions :)

[Jay]

Guess we could wait a few more days then ;)

[Stanislaw]

anyone check in russia lately? :D

[subterranean]

I think baddad is expressing his sense of fatherhood ;)

Russia??? How bout middle east

[Stanislaw]

Osama Bong Laden??? :D

[baddad]

Yeah, the fatherhood gene......can't escape it.....kinda silly really......

Stan: your such a card! Osama Bong Laden....LOL!!

[Koa]

Osama Bong Laden??? :D


LOL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

can i have a summary about this guy? I think i've missed his performances while i was busy having a life in the eastern europe.

[Stanislaw]

hmm, he liked pro wrestling, was part of a piratical revolt, was the big pimp daddy, anything else?? :D

[mono]

can i have a summary about this guy? I think i've missed his performances while i was busy having a life in the eastern europe.
His profile, containing all of his posts and more information:
http://www.online-literature.com/forums/member.php?u=3304
:D

[Koa]

oh i remeber his mafia signatures now... wow, he was almost a countrymen of mine... :p

[Koa]

Hey! I found him first!

http://www.online-literature.com/forums/showthread.php?t=4340

[mono]

I noticed the thread too.
Welcome back, Bong! :banana:

[imthefoolonthehill]

I think that Bongity Bong was moarning the pope's death... (since we all know he was fond of spanking the old fella)

[Stanislaw]

What did ye just say? :confused:

[Bongitybongbong]

he is not in a nice, dry state because new jersey is lakelike tonight. not very ladylike of her!
woah, not just wait a minute...I'm no lady. I know that much. I'm back I really like what I read today.

[Jay]

I think Az was talking about New Jersey, Bong, not you :p

He is back! Call baddad! The lost son's returned! :banana:

:wave: Heya Bong, welcome back!

[simon]

He sure as hell isn't taking my final exams for me. Darn.

[Bongitybongbong]

I think Az was talking about New Jersey, Bong, not you :p

He is back! Call baddad! The lost son's returned! :banana:

:wave: Heya Bong, welcome back!
oh I'm dumb, nevermind then. I like the name The Lost Son.

[Stanislaw]

Lost son it is then! just don't depart so rapidly again, we feared your mafia friends had caught up with you! :D

[Bongitybongbong]

my Mafia friends can't stop me that easily.

[baddad]

aHHHHHHHH......once more all the frightening little kiddies are safely tucked inside their heads.......................

[imthefoolonthehill]

so what are you going to do now that you can't spank the pope?

[Jay]

Wait for the next one and spank him instead?

[simon]

Why isolate the spanking to the pope? What about the cardinals, they might feel left out.

[kilted exile]

Why isolate spanking to the catholic faith? After all, we can't have the protestants feeling left out.

[Bongitybongbong]

This is funny. I think I'm going to wait fot the next pope and spank him.

[imthefoolonthehill]

better take care... the next pope might be younger, and have a more firm buttox... not at all as gelatenous as the last one...

so wear a wrist brace, ok?

[Bongitybongbong]

Ok maybe I will.

[Stanislaw]

The new pope may be the Panzer Kampf Cardinal... Ratzinger, ye may have some trouble.

[Bongitybongbong]

That's what you think

[imthefoolonthehill]

BongityBong! NO! NO! NO! Put the Baseball bat down! No! Tennis Rackets don't work either! Holy Father! stay AWAY FROM THE WEEDWACKER!

Bad Bongity Bong! No! Kitchen knives are NOT FOR SPANKING

[Stanislaw]

Hmmm, what about all of the papal guards, and the pope mobile?

[imthefoolonthehill]

Bongity Bong gives them bongs...they are happy enough to leave him alone.

[Scheherazade]

If he gives them bongs, then he will only be Bongity??

[imthefoolonthehill]

maybe... but the guards will get the munchies... and with food prices the way they are in europe, they will wander endlessly in search of a cheap way to satisfy those munchies.

[Scheherazade]

After all President Truman said 'we must cut down on the cost of living.'

[imthefoolonthehill]

... the Vatican has a new ruler... President Truman... he's the only one who LIKED being spanked by bongity bong.

[Jack_Aubrey]

Why are we making threads about this pot head.

[Bongitybongbong]

i'm not a pot head and they do this cuz I'm so cool. like---> :cool:

[imthefoolonthehill]

thats it! he spanks the pope and Harry Truman with a giant bong. that's whats goin on....

he weilds it parrallel, not perpendicular, sickos.

[Bongitybongbong]

you're correct I do weild it parrallell. you want a cookie?

[imthefoolonthehill]

only if it's one of those huge ones the coffee shops sell.

[Bongitybongbong]

finea big cookie