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[blp]

I'm not sure how it works, but the banner ads at the top of thread pages often match up with the content of the thread. Mention Quixote a lot and you get an ebay ad for editions of the book. Mention The Big Lebowski and you get Big Lebowski T-shirts. So let's see. I've mentioned The Big Lebowski three times now. Will that be enough to do it? And once we've summoned that spirit, maybe we can move on to more esoteric subjects like rubber sheets, Zoroastrianism and insect repellent.

[blp]

Pah. So far, just an ad for i n j u r y c l a i m s.

[Silas Thorne]

:) I want to go to an optometrist. Optometrist! I need new glasses. Contact lenses. Free checkups. New frames. Vision specialists. Optical engineering. Sight.

[Silas Thorne]

nope, that movie again. Glasses. Eye examinations. Retina. Cornea. Pupil. Vision. Optometry. Optician. Contact lenses. Cleaning fluid. Vision.

[Chava]

I was just thinking that I NEED cleaning fluid for my glasses. I wonder if cleaning fluid is cheap?

[Silas Thorne]

What I really need is an optician. optician. optician. Vision. Eyesight correction. Retina. Cornea. cleaning fluid. cheap lenses.

[Nightshade]

Vision express, boots specsavers cheap glasses laser vision eyes
edit I think you need to have a longger paragraph and I guess it needs to be higher up on the screen. Randomly this morning the litnet had returned to trying to to match make, only this time it seems to have go with gay matches... :rolleyes: at least Ive finally got away from that muslim marriages website muslima.

[blp]

Hey it worked and with only three mentions. As I'm typing, the banner is that same Big Lebowski t-shirts thing. Gosh, you know, I think I'm going to have to get me one of those Big Lebowski t-shirts. I've sure been needing a Big Lebowski t-shirt.

[blp]

at least Ive finally got away from that muslim marriages website muslima.

Really playing with fire there, aren't you? Especially given that I've just made you repeat it. :D

[blp]

Moving on, yes, eyes are an interesting subject. Eyes and optometry. Optometrists are for eyes, aren't they? They test your vision. If your vision is bad, you may need to consult an optometrist. Optometry is the medical discipline that addresses problems with eyes, specifically related to vision. If you have a stye on your eye, you should not go to an optometrist.

EDIT oh cool, it worked again. Lots of little ads about astigmatism and do you need glasses.

[Silas Thorne]

And if you want to remove your eyes, you should not go to an optometrist. Optometrists do not do that kind of thing. As blp says:

Optometrists are for eyes, aren't they? They test your vision. If your vision is bad, you may need to consult an optometrist. Optometry is the medical discipline that addresses problems with eyes, specifically related to vision. If you have a stye on your eye, you should not go to an optometrist.

I wonder if the ads on optometrists show up. If your vision is poor, you will need to get either some kind of laser eye surgery, see an optometrist or get someone to check your retina or corneas out, undergo a full eye examination, and then get corrective lenses, such as glasses, or contact lenses, which may require cleaning fluid.

[blp]

Another immediate success. Little ads for laser vision correction etc.

[blp]

So...cheap cleaning fluid for glasses. That's an interesting one. For glasses fluid cleaning cheap. Cheap for glasses fluid cleaning. Cheap cleaning for fluid glasses. Cheap glasses for fluid cleaning. Glasses cleaning for cheap fluid.

[Silas Thorne]

That's not what I'm seeing now. maybe it was immediate success, everyone can have immediate success in life with this easy to read book that I wrote yesterday on my computer, a book that develops memory, concentration and makes peoples life better overall with immediate success. Wonder and astound your friends, impress your relatives with your almost instant ability to be immaculate perfection! Everyone must read this book, and their memory, concentration span and general sense of wowness will be markedly better. ;)

[Silas Thorne]

Eye contacts ads now here, for eyes optometrists, yes. You move it next, blp. Give us a topic.

[andave_ya]

:lol: I've got Lebowski t-shirts!

[Il Penseroso]

I'm only getting the BL ad.

Vision correction!

[blp]

We're onto a new page. Let's try for something literary. Joseph Conrad. Heart of Darkness (apocalypse now). Conrad. Earlier, Conrad had move to a small village in Sussex. The Secret Agent. Lord Jim. Heart of Darkness. Narcissus. Conrad. Conrad. Conrad.

[blp]

It's offering me liter ature sum maries, but I don't want that, I want the full texts of the Joseph Conrad books I love so much. Books such as Lord Jim, The Secret Agent and Heart of Darkness. Books by Joseph Conrad.

[Silas Thorne]

Mr Conrad of Conrad Hall lived in a Secret part of the Heart of Darkness. Conrad was an Agent, but people called him Big Jim. I don't know why. Conrad was not an Englishman, and although he loved the Narcissus, people said he had a Dark Heart, a Heart of Darkness. Conrad the writer, Conrad the man, who is well known for writing Heart of Darkness, the basis of the movie Apocalypse now.

[Il Penseroso]

I recently purchases a book of Joseph Conrad / Heart of Darkness criticism for young adults at a bookstore for very cheap. I've been trying to stock up on preparatory reading for when I teach. Joseph Conrad's Heart of Darkness is something that is commonly taught in high schools, though I never read Heart of Darkness by Joseph Conrad in high school.

by the way, for my set up, we're still on the first page.

[blp]

Interestingly, it's now offering

cri me sc ene rep orts pla ns per sonal inj ury phot ographs

Something to do with the Secret Agent perhaps?

[blp]

by the way, for my set up, we're still on the first page.

How strange.

I wonder what Joseph Conrad would have to say about that. Sounds like a matter that could be usefully investigated by a secret agent.

[Il Penseroso]

I'm getting something on Am er i can L. No Secret Agent, Lord Jim, Narcissus, or Heart of Darkness books.

Edit
Now we're to the second, but still no Joseph Conrad. Something about B e s t W r ite r s

[blp]

Darnit. I guess there aren't any ads about Joseph Conrad. Maybe we should go back to Silas' idea about the improve your concentration book. Or memory. Was it about memory?

[Il Penseroso]

I remember nothing about memory.

Is it possible to change them after they appear for a page?

[Silas Thorne]

My memory is good because I wrote this book on improving my concentration, and then read it. I think you all have perfect memories and remember, I'll recall from before:

everyone can have immediate success in life with this easy to read book that I wrote yesterday on my computer, a book that develops memory, concentration and makes peoples life better overall with immediate success. Wonder and astound your friends, impress your relatives with your almost instant ability to be immaculate perfection! Everyone must read this book, and their memory, concentration span and general sense of wowness will be markedly better.

[blp]

Yeah, they seem to change every time you update. That's how we managed to get both L e bow ski Ts and l a s er vis corr ec tion earlier.

Ah, yes, thank you, now my memory of this memory treatise has returned. Sounds like a real concentration aid, rather like the one, if memory serves, that various memory masters used to improve their mnemonic skills and powers of concentration when they were engaged in thinking and other similarly cognitive activities related to cognition.

[Il Penseroso]

Well, I never got the l a s e r stuff, and now it seems stuck on a which g r e a t . w r i t e r s . b o o k . g r o u p.

I did, however, just realize that by clicking on the little arrows under and to the left of the ads you can browse through a few. No Con. or las. stuff still though.

Maybe mine's broken.

[blp]

Got one! One little one at the top of the page: C o m p le te M e m o r y T ra i n i n g

[Silas Thorne]

Yes, simple easy to use memory techniques are the best for memorising chunks of information. Recall will be aided. You will be able to remember your friends names. ;) Remember what you had for dinner last night. All this information will be easy to recall from where the information is stored. mnemonic. memory.

[blp]

Oh wow. I just tried the little arrow trick and got ads for both Joseph Conrad essays and Memory training in one cluster.

[blp]

The thing is, what I could really do with right now is some Star Wars figurines, or maybe some Star Wars original memorabilia. Anything to do with Star Wars, really - the Force, Leia, Han Solo, Chewbaca, R2D2, C3PO. That sort of thing. Star Wars type stuff really.

[blp]

Hmmm. Well, anyway, the mnemonics ones are certainly coming thick and fast now.

It's just that, well, I really wanted Star Wars Star Wars Star Wars Star Wars Star Wars Star Wars Star Wars Star Wars Star Wars Star Wars Star Wars Star Wars Star Wars Star Wars Star Wars Star Wars Star Wars Star Wars Star Wars Star Wars Star Wars Star Wars Star Wars Star Wars Star Wars Star Wars Star Wars Star Wars Star Wars Star Wars Star Wars Star Wars Star Wars Star Wars Star Wars Star Wars Star Wars Star Wars Star Wars Star Wars Star Wars Star Wars Star Wars Star Wars Star Wars Star Wars Star Wars Star Wars Star Wars Star Wars Star Wars Star Wars Star Wars Star Wars Star Wars Star Wars Star Wars

Or Wart Sars. That would do.

[Silas Thorne]

Do you mean original Star Ways figurines? Like Stormtroopers, Darth Vader, Boba Fett and the Death Star. My friend had a miniature Death Star that he could put figurines like Darth Vader and Han Solo in it. I love the original Star Wars, but not the new stuff. Something like Star Wars, The Empire Strikes Back or Return of the Jedi. Yoda is cool too.

[Silas Thorne]

I found Star Wasr f a n s da t i n g

[blp]

Nice.

Yeah, that's the kind of thing, exactly, original Star Wars stuff with Jedi and Yoda and Wookie and the return of the jedi exactly. Start Wars. No, I mean, Star Wars. The Empire Strikes Back. Return of the Jedi.

[Silas Thorne]

figurines. Yoda figurines. models. Death Star. Han Solo. Chewbacca. figurines. Luke Skywalker. original Star Wars figurines. models. toys.

[Silas Thorne]

yes hasbro

[Silas Thorne]

slower than g o o gl e though :)

[Silas Thorne]

But what we really need are Anarchist groups

[Il Penseroso]

Ugh, just now to the third page and I'm finally getting the Mnemonics and Brain Boost ads.

[blp]

But what we really need are Anarchist groups

God, you're right. Bakunin. Black Flag. Anarchism. Anarcho-syndicalism. Anarchy for the UK. Anarchism and Anarchist groups.

EDIT Bah. Right back to the p e r so nal inj u ry ads. I don't need c o m p e ns a ti on. I need anarchy. anarchy. anarchy.

[sprinks]

I used to love playing around with this idea, but now I no longer see the ads!

[blp]

Anarchy. Anarchist discussion forums. Anarchist cook book. Anarchist bake sale. Anarchic sense of humour. Anarchy. Anarchy. Anarchy. Anarchy and Jughead.