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[amuse]

no time to
fret no
time to whine
why the hell
is he
checking
my behind
in every window
on every street
i see him
following
drooling,
oh geez
will he catch
my glance
should i take
a chance
and stare
him
down in
the hospital
glass?
oh no, won't
work
i'll just
turn and say
hi maybe
flip him the bird,
finger my eye
i turn
to wink
he turns to leave -
what's wrong?
i only
picked my nose
wiped snot
on my sleeve.


...since Jay reminded me of advice i gave once. :D :D

[mono]

Hilarious, amuse! I must see this as your most humorous - full of sarcasm, and concluding with blunt humor. Many of the rhymes and "near-rhymes" add a certain rhythm that contributes to such amusement when reading over and over again.
I have difficulty choosing my favorite lines, and the poem in a whole makes me laugh aloud. But a few of my favorites go as follows:

no time to
fret no
time to whine
why the hell
is he
checking
my behind
in every window
on ever street
i see him
following
drooling,

oh no, won't
work
i'll just
turn and say
hi maybe

what's wrong?
i only
picked my nose
wiped snot
on my sleeve.
Absolutely hilarious! Well done, amuse. :lol:

[amuse]

teehee - it was fun to write! :D thank you mono! :)