^ <

[Heathcliff]

^ Is dieting.

< Eats all < can because < is still young.

[BienvenuJDC]

^ Has the same name as 1) love story hero, 2) cartoon cat

< Has two little girls that has no idea who either Heathcliff is.

[Maryd.]

^ Has two little girls, who haven't read Wuthering Heights.

< Has a girl (^^) who has read it...

[BienvenuJDC]

^ Has a girl that is obviously older than mine

< Is watching two little girls dance...or wrestle...not sure which

[Maryd.]

^ Must have young girls

< <'s girl is 13, going on 20.:goof:

[BienvenuJDC]

^ Is about 15 years ahead of < in parenting

< Has one @ 3 and one @ 5

[Maryd.]

^ Has girls at the perfect age.

< Has both her children in high school this year. (girl 13, boy 11)

[AmericanEagle]

^ Has high-school-aged kids

< Is done with high school

[Maryd.]

^ She's a big girl now.

< Has been a big girl for years... Hahahaha.

[AmericanEagle]

^ Is a grown, mature adult

< Still gets mistaken for a high school student

[Maryd.]

^ Looks young...

< Has always looked older, even in high school.:(

[BienvenuJDC]

^ Has someone assuming that she is mature...LOL

< Is tired of having to be mature

[Maryd.]

^ Wishes to be young.

< Wishes to be 25 again.

[BienvenuJDC]

^ Would enjoy some freedom of being 25

< Would enjoy some freedom of being 25

[Maryd.]

^ Is thinking on the same wavelength as <

< Thinks I should just stop being. 4.... I mean 29 and just be 25 again... Oh how < would change things.

[Heathcliff]

^ Didn't have me yet at 25.

< Wants to be but wouldn't be.

[Maryd.]

^ Wants to be 25.

< Says ^ shouldn't be in a hurry, enjoy being youg. Mwah.

[Heathcliff]

^ Understood what I said before I did.

< Wants to be. If ^ were 25 < would not exist.

[kingoflombards]

^ Definitely exists!

< Took a break.

[Maryd.]

^ Yes, took a long break.

< Misses ^... Glad to see you back.

[Heathcliff]

^ Is over-joyed and bouncing off the walls.

< Is very happy too.

[Maryd.]

^ Is happy ^^^ is back.

< Thinks < has confused her ^^^^^^^'s

[Heathcliff]

^ Doesn't make sense.

< Confuses me.

[BienvenuJDC]

^ Is confused

< Is tired...needs to go to bed

[Heathcliff]

^ Should get some sleep.

< Should do something constructive.

[JuniperWoolf]

^Impresses me.

<Painted my room purple, black and white the day before yesterday.

[Neo_Sephiroth]

^ Impresses me more.:D
<Hungrier than a man stranded in the desert for three years! Ugh!

[Maryd.]

^ Get his fill of yummy food.

< Is having coffee. (What else is new?)

[Heathcliff]

^ Has a lot of coffee.

< Feels bad three hours after junk food.
< Had half of her daily energy needs in ten minutes at McDonald's.:sick:

[Maryd.]

^ Shouldn't worry much, ^ doesn't have junk food often.

< Feels a little sick and was naughty. :sick:
< Had the same junk food as ^.:(

[Haunted]

^ indulging herself in junk food and is now paying for it :D

< can't believe she's seeing snowflakes!

[Maryd.]

^ Seeing white.

< Sad, has never seen snowflakes.:bawling:

[Haunted]

^ make a mental picture of powder sugar, or something that's otherwise illegal — whichever you have available there, that's what snowflakes look like

< just saved ^ some serious money to travel to some place across the world to see snow

[Maryd.]

^ Saved me thousands of cash.:D

< Is grateful... Should go check out the sugar;)

[Haunted]

^ going through her secret stash of white stuff...

< full of useful advice this morning

[Maryd.]

^ Should start an advice call - back centre... Question-answer time.

< Will ring ^

[Haunted]

^ fumbling for the phone with white powdery hands

< next to the phone, on standby

[Maryd.]

^ Waits patiently. (bring bring)

< Answer... Please.

[Haunted]

^ getting impatient

< hello hello.... Sorry, losing reception, going into a tunnel

[Maryd.]

^ Tunnel - smunnel... Excuses.:crash:

< Hung up. ^ Took too long, < fixed the problem herself.;)

[Haunted]

^ getting mad at <

< going into a corner and sulk :(

[Maryd.]

^ Mwah, no sulking.

< Still loves ^.;)

[Haunted]

^ has an endless supply of mwahs

< :ladysman: ^

[Mathor]

^ is in love with maryd

< is a morning person again.

[Maryd.]

^ Jealous.

< Hasn't seen ^ for a while?

[Neo_Sephiroth]

^ Might not be my Queen anymore.

< Considering other Queens to replace former Queen

[Maryd.]

^ Is replacing me...:bawling:

< Never mind, plenty of kings in the see.:D

[Neo_Sephiroth]

^ Just want PAM to know that it's not her it's me:D

< Used that line so many times. Ugh!:lol:

[Maryd.]

^ Uses the same line as <

< No, no, it's me... hahaha

[Neo_Sephiroth]

^ Agree to disagree? :D

< Gotta finish homework. :sick:

[Heathcliff]

^ Should do his homework.

< Will have to do homework in a few days time.

[kingoflombards]

^ has to do homework later.


< Has to do homework now.....

[Maryd.]

^ Is studying.

< Has finally decided to take up another course this year.
< Means less hours on Litnet.:bawling:

[Heathcliff]

^ Will probably join an online course.

< Will also be online a little less.

[Satan]

^ is hating the idea already.

< is enjoying coffee.

[Heathcliff]

^ Will be hypo.

< Loves school.

[Satan]

^ loves internet more.

< loved school, but hated boring lectures.

[Maryd.]

^ No more boring lectures for ^

< Will have to get back into the gist of things.
< Back to school I go.
< To old for school.
< Trying to <self out of it.

[AmericanEagle]

^ is going back to school. Good luck. :)

< has been unhappy for the past few days :(

[Maryd.]

^ Yes ^ has.

< Here is a big fat:ladysman: to cheer you up.
< Thinks that ^ is a very special woman.

[Heathcliff]

^ Has to wake me up early.

< Returns to school, finally.

[NikolaiI]

^Lives closer to polar bears than Britishers do.

<Has not met many Britishers.

[Heathcliff]

^ Is feeling homesick in his own backyard.

< Has not met many Australianers.

[Maryd.]

^ You met me.

< Has never ventured out of Australia...:bawling:

[sprinks]

^will have to go travelling with me sometime then :D I've never been out of Australia either! :)

<is listening to a song that always makes her smile (Green Eyes by Coldplay) and really should be finishing cleaning her room :lol:

[Niamh]

^ Is starting college! :banana:

< has an assignment due on friday. :(

[Maryd.]

^ Is setting her goal for Friday.

< Has other goals of her own to set.

[The Comedian]

^ Goal #1: Set goal #2

< Just ate lunch: goal #23475, check!

[Maryd.]

^ Lives up to his avatar name. Very funny.

< Will do her research today.

[sprinks]

^ will hopefully make great progress with the research! :)

< went to the dentist this morning

[Heathcliff]

^ Teeth hurt.

< Should go to the dentist.

[Maryd.]

^ Just for a check up of course.

< Says ^ teeth are perfect. No need to fret.

[Satan]

^ fears dentists.

< never had any dental issues. Touchwood!

[Maryd.]

^ Lucky.

< Did when < was younger, but is all good at them moment.

[Heathcliff]

^ Not good at the moment. Or maybe it is the dentist.

< Wants to check with a doctor if < has asthma.
< Had it when < was little, but < it feeling wheezy again.

[Maryd.]

^ Yes dear, we must go.

< ^ Breathe in... Breathe out

[Heathcliff]

^ Will take me.

< Can't imagine why this is happening.

[BienvenuJDC]

^ Needs someone to take ^ breath

< Can't take anyone's breath

[Maryd.]

^ Isn't taking breath from anyone.

< Should have rephrased the statement.

[JuniperWoolf]

^Will tell us what the doc said was wrong with her daughter?

<Had an asthma attack on Saturday.

[BienvenuJDC]

^ Is pretty

< Is not

[NikolaiI]

^is humble.

<Reads...

[BienvenuJDC]

^ Is literate

< Is very sleepy...and is going to bed...

[Heathcliff]

^ Is tired.

< Wishes ^ sweet dreams.

[BienvenuJDC]

^ Is sweet

< Should actually leave when he says he is...

[Heathcliff]

^ Needs sleep.

< Thinks sleep is very important. ;)

[BienvenuJDC]

^ Is right

< Is going NOW...goodnight all!!

[Heathcliff]

^ Is probably asleep now.

< Has energy from listening to techno.

[Haunted]

^ energized

darkwave puts < in another world

[Heathcliff]

^ Should stay where ^ is.

< Is coming to save ^ on a flimsy lifeboat.

[Haunted]

^ should remember to wear a life jacket

< floating away further

[Satan]

^ is back to gaming.

< likes that.

[Maryd.]

^ Likes gaming

< Likes it as well.

[BienvenuJDC]

^ Is part of a tight knit group of gamers

< Is part of a tight knit group of gamers

[Niamh]

^Loves Games

< hasnt played games in ages!

[BienvenuJDC]

^ Ought to join that tight knit group

< Is cold...hates an over abundance of snow...

[Maryd.]

^ Hates an overload of snow...

< Should try living in Melb., for a while... Been stinking hot for weeks. But storm's a brewing today I hear...
< Is relieved.

[BienvenuJDC]

^ Is fortunate it is not a snow storm

< Likes to play in the snow...not shovel it...

[Mathor]

^ is dealing with the same storm I am.

< has been snowed in all week and everything is cancelled tomorrow, and nowhere to go, any suggestions on a movie to watch tonight?

[AimusSage]

^ try groundhog day, or maybe A serious man.

< Is insanely crazy about the future of humanity leading to a universal stability that will ultimately end in a big bang.

[Haunted]

^ might have found the answer to world peace

< some personal inner peace would be nice....

[AimusSage]

^is looking for something that's been lost to me for too long and I still have it all the same

< inner peace is a paradox, you have it, yet you can't accept that it's there all the time.

[BienvenuJDC]

^ Is making me think....STOP IT...

< Now has headache...

[Mathor]

^^^^^^ AimusSage you came up with the perfect film. I saw Groundhog day last week as a matter of fact, and was meaning to possibly watch A Serious Man again this evening, so now here i go!

< Watching A Serious Man (good film)

[BienvenuJDC]

^ Has excellent taste in films

< Is off to bed

[Heathcliff]

^ Is always up late.

< Likes to sleep. Always.
< Stays up late sometimes.

[loki456]

^ wants to stay up late
< work is forcing him to stay up late

[Maryd.]

^ Always up late working.

< Is tired from painting the house.

[loki456]

^ has a freshly painted house

< wish he could throw his pager at the wall and watch all the pretty little electronic pieces fly everywhere

[Maryd.]

^ Should give his pager to <

< And < will hand over the paint and brushes.

[BienvenuJDC]

^ Has a house of a different color

< Wants a job

[AmericanEagle]

^ Is unemployed (?)

< Is excited about Reading Week next week. No school!

[BienvenuJDC]

^ Is normally in school

< Finished school long ago...

[AmericanEagle]

^ doesn't have to deal with essays, tests, exams, lectures, etc.

< doubts that she will get a Valentine's gift :(

[BienvenuJDC]

^ seems to want a Valentines gift

< Doubts he will get a Valentines gift

[AmericanEagle]

^ is in the same boat as <

< will watch the premiere of Survivor tonight

[BienvenuJDC]

^ Isn't living with a little 3 y/o girl who is crazy over Camp Rock

< Is destined to watch Camp Rock tonight...

[Maryd.]

^ Poor dear, will be watching camp rock tonight.

< Won't be watching anything tonight.
< Is so glad < hates the idiot box.

[AmericanEagle]

^ doesn't like watching TV

< just finished watching Survivor

[BienvenuJDC]

^ Likes Reality TV

< Wonders why it's called 'Reality' TV...

[Maryd.]

^ Wonders about reality TV

< Must go to the shops now... Ciao all.

[BienvenuJDC]

^ Is leaving the great excitement here at LitNet

< Pities ^ for not being able to stay...

[Haunted]

^ is now off like ^^

< on but actually rather off

[Heathcliff]

^ Still here.

< Still here until Mum demands < has a shower.

[Maryd.]

^ Is having shower

< Mum's turn.

[Heathcliff]

^ Is making salad.

< Has had < shower.

[Haunted]

^ squeaky clean

< going for more coffee

[BienvenuJDC]

^ Has coffee

< Needs to make coffee

[AmericanEagle]

^ needs to drink more water instead of coffee

< prefers water to coffee

[BienvenuJDC]

^ Is looking forward to celebrating Valentine's Day

< Probably won't have a very good Valentine's Day

[Heathcliff]

^ Needs cuggles.

< Isn't into the holiday hype.

[BienvenuJDC]

^ Needs to explain cuggles

< has two little girls that are going to get it soon...

[Heathcliff]

^ Has very pretty children.

< Cuddles and hugs. Cuggles.
This basically explains it:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0J0unWoAfpM

[BienvenuJDC]

^ Explains things well

< is thankful for them even when they drive him crazy

[Heathcliff]

^ Is very lucky.

< Drives my mum crazy occassionally. In moderation.

[BienvenuJDC]

^ is honest...and humble

< has seen Camp Rock several dozens of times...if not more...

[Heathcliff]

^ Is laughing at me.

< has a Camp Rock calendar, dislikes it.

[BienvenuJDC]

^ is trying to be too old for her age...(IMHO)

< is open minded about some things (but not other)

[Heathcliff]

^ Could explain IMHO?

< Is too old for < age.
< Bored with it.

[BienvenuJDC]

^ Has the rest of her life to be bored...

< Looks into simple things deep enough to see the complex....and sees simplicity in complex things (In My Humble Opinion)

[Heathcliff]

^ Has a very ideal way of living.

< Is content in making a complicated mess out of everything, has worked thus far.

[BienvenuJDC]

^ Hasn't really had long to test her theory

< Learned the hard way...tries to warn others

[Heathcliff]

^ is very wise.

< needs to figure things out on < own, so < will understand it.
< is actually pretty happy, despite all of this.

[BienvenuJDC]

^ Can discuss things well...

< Needs to get things ready for bed soon....at least for his girls...

[Heathcliff]

^ Could have been having a tea party with them.

< Should do some homework.

[AmericanEagle]

^ is procrastinating

< is watching Olympic short track speed skating

[Heathcliff]

^ Wishes ^ was there.

< Either has a lot to do or nothing to do, doesn't know which.

[AmericanEagle]

^ is deciding what she should do

< is preparing for the Chinese New Year

[Heathcliff]

^ Likes Chinese stuff.

< Was going to leave, but has just realised you, Nikolai, Bien and Daniel are all here to talk to.

[AmericanEagle]

^ likes Litnet

< is now watching Olympic women's hockey. Canada is leading 16-0.

[Heathcliff]

^ is probably overjoyed.

< does.

[BienvenuJDC]

^ Does indeed

< Does indeed too

[Haunted]

^ did indeed

< might...or not

[BienvenuJDC]

^ is being ambiguous

< Is tired...

[Haunted]

^ will explain why

< all ears

[BienvenuJDC]

^ Wants to know why < is tired

< was up 1/2 the night with a cranky girl

[Haunted]

^ good dad

< back to what < is doing....

[BienvenuJDC]

^ is being cryptic

< was just given a rubik's cube by daughter #1 to fix

[Heathcliff]

^ Will figure it out.

< Has figured it out.
< Two days.

[BienvenuJDC]

^ Takes a while to figure it out

< Has done it as fast as 3 minutes...

[eyemaker]

^has already figure something out

<feels bad about the weather

[BienvenuJDC]

^ has excellent taste in literature

< enjoyed The Count of Monte Cristo also...

[Haunted]

^ has excellent taste in literature

< prefers popular fiction

[BienvenuJDC]

^ wouldn't share her Milky Way

< would have, but didn't have one...

[Haunted]

^ needs to remember to keep quiet even in an empty library

< finishing her Milky Way...yummy

[BienvenuJDC]

^ should never go into an empty library

< needs to crash

[Haunted]

^ saying goodnight next

< crashed half an hour ago but hanging on by a thread

[BienvenuJDC]

^ hanging on IN a thread...and BY a thread

< is CDO

[Heathcliff]

^ Takes a while to figure it out

< Has done it as fast as 3 minutes...

One minute is my best time.

^ Confuzzling.

< Had to confirm it.

[BienvenuJDC]

^ has an ego, but doesn't know what CDO is...

< Doesn't care much

[Haunted]

^ correcting me like DiNozzo correcting Ziva; more OCD than me

< being Ziva

[Heathcliff]

^^ Is jealous.

< Wouldn't have the foggiest what it is but doesn't mind.

^ Will tell me anyway I hope.

[BienvenuJDC]

^ has to prove herself better all the time

< will be going to bed very soon

[toni]

^ seems a tad confuzzled

< is plagued by all sorts of confuzzlements and madness herself


That was for Heathcliff. For Bien :


^ is retiring from the boards. .

< wishes ^ Bonne Nuit

[Haunted]

^^ OCD is obsessive compulsive disorder... in other words, he's a compulsive gamer

^ needs to unwind

< can become a doctor

[Heathcliff]

^ Would be an awesome doctor.

< Likes proving <self where possible.

One minute is my best score but it usually takes three or four.

[Maryd.]

^ Loves the attention.

< Loves love.:ladysman:

[BienvenuJDC]

^ Is 16 hours ahead of <

< Just got everybody out of the house

[Maryd.]

^ Is alone

< Just got everyone to bed.

[BienvenuJDC]

^ Is on a sugar high

< Is just starting the sugar high process

[Maryd.]

^ Is about to overload on sugar.

< Wants to know what ^ is about to eat.

[BienvenuJDC]

^ Is curious

< Just ate some chocolate

[Maryd.]

^ has chocolates

< Doesn't...:(

[Haunted]

^ deprived

< getting some herself as soon as her cat gets off her lap

[BienvenuJDC]

^ enjoyed some time with Tiger

< been hard at work for a B-day party

[Haunted]

^ making B-day cake

< wants a slice

[BienvenuJDC]

^ Can only have a slice of B-day pinata

< will make cake tomorrow

[Haunted]

^ busy tomorrow

< can't bake

[BienvenuJDC]

^ Could be taught

< can teach

[Haunted]

^ willing to teach

< too lazy to learn

[BienvenuJDC]

^ would enjoy learning the way I teach

< is creative

[Haunted]

^ probably creates his own recipes

< settles for a Milky Way

[BienvenuJDC]

^ still hasn't shared

< can adapt recipes...I really like to check the general ingredients and ad lib from there...

[DanielBenoit]

^:coolgleamA: + :gnorsi: = :cheers2: + :lurk5:

< :spam: + :arf: = :puke:

[Maryd.]

^:lol:

< Thinks now there are too many smilies to chose from.

[Haunted]

^ :confused: and :crazy:

< :iagree:

[BienvenuJDC]

^ speaks without words

< is in process of cake decorating...

[Haunted]

^ holding icing in one hand and typing with the other

< ^ is wrong, < spoke the word "and" in ^^ post

[BienvenuJDC]

^ is wrong...I said 'words' as in plural...and you only used one word...not to mention '^' is not a word... ;)

< loves being right...

[Haunted]

^ getting himself off on technicality

< is right even when <'s wrong :p

[DanielBenoit]

^:iagree:>:idea:>:hurray:>:svengo:(?)

<:nopity: + :crazy: + :willy_nilly: + :cold::cold::cold:

[Maryd.]

^ Looks a little confused.

< Is totally confused...

[Heathcliff]

^ Has most right to be.

< Wondering where DB's words went.

< Confuzzled.
< No idea what it is trying to say.

[BienvenuJDC]

^ Is at camp

< Started Dr Seuss Week

[Haunted]

^ changed his avatar

< wants Jethro back

[BienvenuJDC]

^ likes Mark Harmon

< Will change it back after this week

[Nietzsche]

^is whipped hahaha

< Is going to read even more and hasten the rate of my intellectual growth.

[BienvenuJDC]

^ Is mistaken

< Continues to enjoy Dr Seuss Week

[Nietzsche]

^ Is in denial

< Might end up with an Autographed copy of Atlas Shrugged from a friend's dad who has met Ayn rand, and even if I don't, due to making money online is expecting several new books in the mail next week

[BienvenuJDC]

^ Has great taste in literature

< Has a little girl who is feeling better

[Haunted]

^ sounds relieved

< wishes his little girl a quick, full recovery

[BienvenuJDC]

^ Is missing someone dearly right now

< Is also missing someone...and it's hard when you lose someone...

[Haunted]

^ mourning

< mourning

[BienvenuJDC]

^ ...........

< ...........

[Heathcliff]

^ Ran out of things to say.

< Has a full, yummy, tummy. :crazy: :lol:

[BienvenuJDC]

^ Has been at camp

< Has missed ^

[Heathcliff]

^ Is an angel.

< Missed ^

[Niamh]

^is part of a happy family

< has changed her lit degree to an open degree.

[kilted exile]

^ should get some sleep

< hoping his advice is not followed (this time)

[Niamh]

^ Advice is never follewed when the choice is to chat more or sleep.

< Eating anniseed balls

[kilted exile]

^ probably has even redder tongue now due to aniseed balls

<wishes he had some soor plooms

[Niamh]

^ might be able to get some here!

< needs to sort out her assignments

[kilted exile]

^ should spend all tomorrow working on her assignment

< has treadmills to stack tomorrow

[Niamh]

^ better not be doing them on his own!

< will buy some munchies for munchin' and crunchin' while working on assignments

[kilted exile]

^ black cauldron fan

<will find "willing" helper

[Niamh]

^ better!

< :p

[kilted exile]

^ happy pill

<remembering a night over a year ago spent in the ^< thread

[Niamh]

^ remembers having fun

< is enjoying <^ thread.

[kilted exile]

^ has a fondness for mikados

< Is more of a jammie dodger fellow

[Niamh]

^ is a jammy dodger. :p (joking!) *hides*

< is not funny

[kilted exile]

^ hilarious

< does have a tendency to get jam on himself

[Niamh]

^ and coffee ;)

< always ends up covered in chocolate

[kilted exile]

^ also has a tendency to get marshmallow on nose when eating tunnocks tea cakes

<cheeky little so and so

[Niamh]

^ is a cheeky little so and so

< plotting revenge. *pokes Drew in Kidneys*

[kilted exile]

^ violent!!!!!:yikes:

< hides behind chair :sosp:

[Niamh]

^ wimp :p

< hehehe

[kilted exile]

^ cheeky little pixie

< manly man:reddevil:

[Niamh]

^ Gurrrr!

< PMSL

[kilted exile]

^ should not drink so much tea then!

< really does run and hide

[Niamh]

^ :(

< *sniff sniff*

[kilted exile]

^ wins our game

< loses this time.........

[Niamh]

^ Sucker!

< Winner! lol!

[kilted exile]

^ gracious winner

< has a comic villian as an avatar (obviously used to losing)

[Niamh]

^ Is winning always winning (except when up against me :p )

< has a lady gaga song in her head

[kilted exile]

^ has strange songs in her head

< happily ignorant as to any lady ga ga songs

[Niamh]

^ will know soon enough

< *starts singing down skype*

[kilted exile]

^ has wonderful voice

< prefers when she sings del amitri

[Niamh]

^ good song!

< needs a massage

[kilted exile]

^ will need to wait until may


< mean

[Niamh]

^ really mean

< can wait