Happy Birthday Kilted_exile!

[eyemaker]

[b]
happy birthday kiltz!

:d:d

[jon1jt]

Hey man happy birthday to ya. Enjoy every damn second and have many drinks, one for me too, don't forget.

[Joreads]

happy birthday to you
happy birthday to you
happy birthday dear Kilted
happy birthday to you

[mono]

:bday_2:

Happy Birthday, Kilted! I hope you have a blast!

:bday_2:

[kiz_paws]

Hope you have a very Happy Birthday, Kilted!

http://i151.photobucket.com/albums/s122/kiz_paws/birthday%20LitNet/catswavinginwindow.gif
~K♥zzo

[Chava]

*Does a cartwheel* Happy Birthday Kilted!

[manolia]

Happy birthday! (Yeah go out and celebrate the fact that you are getting old buhahahahaha :D)

[Thespian1975]

Happy Birthday Kilted.

:bday_2:


:wave:

[papayahed]

Happy Birthday!!

It had your name on it (I know you're not 40):

http://home.btconnect.com/gifts_and_cards/scottish_football.jpg

It has Scottish writing (right?):

http://www.scottishhooligansociety.com/images/shs_happy_birthday.jpg

No explanation required:
http://www.beersofeurope.co.uk/acatalog/scottishpack.jpg

Happy Birthday!!

[muhsin]

Happy Birthday!

[ClaesGefvenberg]

Happy Birthday, Kilted.:D:D:bday_2:

/Claes

[Virgil]

Happy Birthday Kilt. :bday_2:

Now here's a pair of bagpipes I bet you would love to have. :D

http://i244.photobucket.com/albums/gg26/ltc302ss/bagpipe.jpg


http://i276.photobucket.com/albums/kk4/Scottish_Football/birthday.jpg

[sprinks]

Happy birthday!! :)

[Weisinheimer]

Happy Birthday Kilted. Have an awesome day!!

Here's your cake.
http://www.strangecosmos.com/images/content/11642.jpg

[Niamh]

Breithla Shona Duit!
Have a drink on me! :D
http://i598.photobucket.com/albums/tt63/r4ch43lsm1th/beer.jpg
http://i72.photobucket.com/albums/i161/laspumpkins/beer-1.jpg

[andave_ya]

Happy Birthday! all the best!

[LadyW]

Happy birthday pal :):thumbs_up

[Nightshade]

Happy birthday kilted!
http://i105.photobucket.com/albums/m235/Night-D/dyson_washing_machine_jan_04.jpg
ok before you ask, its so you never have to leave the litnet again to do laundry! :D
Plus Im fairly sure I gave you pans one years so keeping to the theme :D

[qimissung]

:bday_2: Kilted_exile!

[TheFifthElement]

Happy birthday Kilted. Some traditional scottish images for you:

nice sporran!
http://i224.photobucket.com/albums/dd68/TheFifthElement_photos/sean.jpg

a proper scotsman
http://i224.photobucket.com/albums/dd68/TheFifthElement_photos/rabc.jpg

what scottish men eat for breakfast
http://i224.photobucket.com/albums/dd68/TheFifthElement_photos/haggis.jpg

have a wee dram on me :D
http://i224.photobucket.com/albums/dd68/TheFifthElement_photos/whisky.jpg

Hope its a good one.

[bluevictim]

Happy birthday, kilted_exile!

[Madhuri]

Happy Birthday ! :D

[NickAdams]

Happy Birthday!:banana:

[Pendragon]

And were it a kilt, laddie, that gave ye your name,
That tartan blowing down by your legs?
Ah, tis but fickle to place your claim to fame
By something ye hang up on your pegs!
D'ye no get a brickle feeling o' draft,
When the wind blows so strong through the trees--
A glorious refreshing both fore and aft
When the breeze whips it up from your knees?
Now on your birthday which comes every year,
We wish ye good fortune and pluck--
Lift a bottle o' ale to help give you cheer
Especially if ye feel down on your luck.
Dinnae dance with the leprechans down in the dale,
Here's hope this rhyme finds you still doing well...

Pendragon

[Logos]

kilted, I hope it's a great one, eh!! :D

:bday_2:

[Amundsen]

!!!Happy birthday!!!

[Virgil]

Actually I'm dying to see Kilt's interview. :D I hope there is one.

[kilted exile]

To all those giving drink - thanky thanky I am getting dragged out friday by a couple of young rapscallions and I am sure I will be getting bought far more than my fair share of tequila, so the extras will be for all of YOU

Manolia - I shall celebrate the fact that no matter how much older I get, you will still be a good 6months older than me;)

Papaya - yep it's gaelic, and so long as you dont ask any further questions then yes I understand it completely:thumbs_up

Virg - erm yes, those are quite interesting "bags". Yes there is an interview, I am interested to see it as well because I was tired when I answered it - dont remember what my answers were:)

Wies - what makes that cake even more fantastic is that it looks to have been made for a 2 year old

Night - yes I could do with a washing machine, and of course I still have the pans from previously - I play the drums on them every chance I get

5th - Ah Rab, the govan philosopher (for those unfamiliar with the genius see here (http://ca.youtube.com/watch?v=8k7VoFiagfs) & here (http://ca.youtube.com/watch?v=K3d55p2G_Ac&NR=1)), there's sir sean too - the only scotsman even close to as pretty as I am:p, A question though: who in their right mind puts ice in whisky (unless its rye)

Also a big thank you to the other assorted well wishers & Pen for his poem

[TheFifthElement]

A question though: who in their right mind puts ice in whisky (unless its rye)

Englishmen ;)

[Pensive]

Happy Birthday, kilted! :)

[*Classic*Charm*]

Happy Birthday Kilted!!

[subterranean]

Happy Birthday, mate!

I'll drink for your health from here :D

[Wilde woman]

Happy birthday, Mr. Exile!:bday_2:

[kilted exile]

More well wishers thanks folks

btw I could get used to this "Mr" thing - it's one step from sir....

[Scheherazade]

Happy Belated Birthday, Kilted! :)

An interview with Kilted Exile:


1. How did you come about this site and what makes you keep coming back?

I arrived here a long time ago searching for paradise lost, I come back because the place feels like home. I have "known" some people on this site longer than I have known a lot of my RL freindstcount=29"]here[/URL] & also a thread in the recesses of the forum somewhere , thought it was called "I like" but I cant find it anywhere

2. Are you happy with the way things are here?
I am happy, if I wasnt I wouldnt keep showing up.

3. Have you visited other countries than your own and what did you like about it or not like? If you could live somewhere different from where you live now, where would it be and why?
I have visited a lot of Europe, but those have been mainly watching football (soccer)

4. Do you have any pets?
Not anymore

5. What makes you happy?
Most parts of life in general, for a more in-depth list see [URL="http://www.online-literature.com/forums/showpost.php?p=657992&

6. What is mankind's biggest achievement, and its greatest downfall?
The micro-chip, greatest downfall is our fear of what we dont understand

7. If you had a long day of hard work ahead of you what music would you be playing on your mp3, while working?
A mixture of things, but it will likely include the song "Risk worth taking" by Terrorvision somewhere

8. If you could take one book, music album and one video with you to a desert island, what would they be?
Hard Times, Echo & the Bunnymen ~ The grey album, On the waterfront

9. Do you feel comfortable in your walk with God?
Yep, basically because I had a word with the guy and we agreed to walk away from each other.

10. Which actor should play you in a movie based on your life?
This is a hard q, it couldnt be any of the pretty boys - perhaps Robert Carlyle

11.Given the option, what animal would you choose to be?
Something that hibernates, but still has nasty fangs & claws - that'd be cool

12. What were your favorite things to do the past? What about now?
In the past: spin around in circles till I get dizzy, read, play rugby. The list is the same but now it includes alcohol - something I am trying to remedy

13. What activities make you lose track of time?
None, I am always all to aware of time - I never wear a watch & can usually guess the time to within about 10mins.

14. What makes you feel great about yourself?
Beer

15. Who inspires you most? (Anyone you know or not. Family, friends, authors, artists, leaders, etc.) Which qualities inspire you, in each person?
Nobody inspires me. I have never looked at anyone and thought I would like to be similar to them in deed or action

16. What are you naturally good at? (Skills, abilities, gifts etc.)
I am not naturally good at anything, any talents I have are the result of a large amount of studying, hard work & repetition until correct.

17. What do people typically ask you for help in?
Maths, Fluid Mechanics, Construction techniques

18. If you had to teach something, what would you teach?
I wouldnt teach - I would be terrible. Every student would end up failing

19. What would you regret not fully doing, being or having in your life?
I dont believe in regrets, regrets are a cop-out. I take ownership of my faults and accept them, they go towards making me me, and I happen to like me.

20. What song is in your head at the moment?
I was young when I left home - Bob Dylan

21. The last book you bought/borrowed from the library?
The complete collection of Sherlock Holmes stories

22. Which book are you reading at the moment?
Blind Faith - Ben Elton

23. The last book you finished reading?
DOnt remember, its been some time since I last actually had time to read - Didnt read more than 2 books all last year.....

24. Favorite food?/ Comfort food?
Favourite: Sushi.
Comfort: Cream of Mushroom soup

25. What time of day do you most often find yourself on the LitNet?
Depends on work, but generally during the week between 6&8 in the evening

26. What are you wearing at the moment?
Black Wrangler jeans, White socks, Green American Eagle zip-up top

27. Favorite poem?
Dont really have one, I am not a real fan of poetry

28. First novel you remember reading on your own?
First serious novel: Great Expectations when I was about 10. First ever: Whatamess

29. Favorite TV shows?
I mainly watch sport & the news, with regards to actual shows: Yes Minister & The Big Bang Theory

30. Which LitNet members would you like to meet in person if you could?
I think a more apt q would be what litNet members would be willing to have anything to do with me (not many methinks)

31. Favorite post on the Forum?
Anything containing the lines "I agree with kilted" or something to that effect

32. Favorite thread?
What are you thinking now

33. Last food did you have?
Cheesy Macaroni Pasta Salad

34. Last words you said out loud?
Stupid frickin' truckdrivers, I finish at 4, why is he delivering those skids now grrrr

35. Last person you hugged/kissed?
I havent hugged or kissed anyone in a long time I dont remember

36. What do you do (for a living) to be able to keep your LitNet addiction going? And are you happy with your chosen profession?
I am the warehouse manager for a large retail store, I am as happy as with any other job I might attain

37. What question would you like to ask yourself?
Why the hell did you do that?

38. What would you like to be if you could change your profession?
The only thing I've ever wanted to do is coach Glasgow Rangers

39. Least favorite book/song/movie?
Anything overtly sentimental

40. The most generous thing you have done?
I dont talk about what I do

41. What is your most outstanding feature?
My rugged jawline

42. If you could change one thing about the way you look, what would that be?
Nothing I am the pinnacle of evolution

43. Which book do you wish you had written?
None, then I wouldnt read it

44. What is your favorite book cover?
Never paid much attention to the cover

45. Most and least favorite characters from books?
Most: Fagin & Uriah Heep
Least: Randle McMurphy

46. What would your biography be titled?
3 kilts to the wind

47. What should you be doing at the moment instead of answering these questions?
Nothing, I work at work, my free time is my own to do as I please

48. Wonderful Superman or depressing Batman?
Neither, will take The Punisher instead

49. The most embarrassing moment in your life?
Thos of you who have been here a while know this, for the rest of you check the embarrasing thread

50. Which literary character (s) have you been told to resemble the most?
Well the father constantly calls me Pip. I am also told I am similar to Shrek

51. List some of the things that annoy you immensely.
This would be far too long a list, a lot of things annoy me an awful lot.

52. Anything that you want to forget but you never can?
Nope

53. Tell us about some amusing translation mistake you have heard or made yourself.
I have nothing to do with translation, I can only barely communicate in English let alone try a foriegn language

54. If you had to lose one of your senses, which would you choose and why?
Smell, it is already reduced due to Hydrogen Sulphide in the sewers

55. What’s the first thing you’ll do in an embarrassing situation?
Laugh like a maniac

56. Are you mostly happy with life or are you still in pursuit?
I am happy enough

57. One final word of wisdom for LitNet users?
Wibble

58. What would you like to ask to the person to be interviewed after you?
What gives your life meaning?

[jekan blazer]

:bday_2:happy birthday!!!

[papayahed]

46. What would your biography be titled?
3 kilts to the wind



haha, nice one.

[vheissu]

Happy Belated Birthday!!

[Virgil]

Nice interview Kilt. I must take issue with one of your responses:


30. Which LitNet members would you like to meet in person if you could?
I think a more apt q would be what litNet members would be willing to have anything to do with me (not many methinks)
Oh that is not true. Many here would thoroughly enjoy meeting you, me included. You've got personality my friend. :)

[Joreads]

Great Interview

[Janine]

HAPPY BELATED BIRTHDAY KILTED! if you have some patience, I will return tomorrow night with a fresh backed cake for the occasion. I have to go to bed now; falling asleep sitting here, but I promise to return with a sweet surprise.

[manolia]

Oh that is not true. Many here would thoroughly enjoy meeting you, me included. You've got personality my friend. :)

Old kilt is just fishing for compliments ;) :p :lol:


I especially liked this one:



9. Do you feel comfortable in your walk with God?
Yep, basically because I had a word with the guy and we agreed to walk away from each other.

:lol: :lol: :lol:

[Niamh]

Oh that is not true. Many here would thoroughly enjoy meeting you, me included. You've got personality my friend. :)

I'm with Virg on this one. Would be a good laugh to have a Pint or three with you kilted!

[Janine]

Back with your birthday cake...hope you like chocolate!

http://i125.photobucket.com/albums/p70/sealace/BirthdayCakes/cake-toroblog.jpg