Absolutely Shocking! The Scandalous Truth about your fellow Lit-Netters

[MattG]

:D

Okay, make up complete lies about Lit-Net folks.

You're aspiring writers, be creative!

[MattG]

I was talking to limajean the other day and she told me that Joreads is so lazy that she wears her socks one day and then turns them inside out and wears them again the next!

Ew! ;)

[Silas Thorne]

Virgil is inventing a time-machine in his backyard workshop.

[TheInsomniac]

I heard that lima secretly has pictures of me topless plastered all over her room and pretends that she is dating me.

Oh, and i dont lie.

[Silas Thorne]

I've heard that kandaurov killed a man in Reno, just to watch him die, so they sent him to Folsom Prison.

[MattG]

I've heard that kandaurov killed a man in Reno, just to watch him die, so they sent him to Folsom Prison.

THAT was beautiful! :D

[Silas Thorne]

:D Just playing. Hope he'll see this later on and get a laugh.

[MattG]

I sure did! Was clever of you to play off of his thread. :D

[Silas Thorne]

Anyone else? :)

I heard a rumour recently that Dori was eating icecream under a tree. Unfortunately, the tree collapsed due to a brief and localised earthquake in that area, burying him beneath it. Topless and sun-bronzed Tarzan, who was nearby, heard the noise, and he swung down from the tree letting out an inhuman howl. After Tarzan was firmly on the hard earth, he lifted the tree off Dori as if it were a twig, flexing and posing for the cameras as he did it.

Dori was amazingly unharmed, though his icecream was sadly destroyed.

[Dori]

I was talking to limajean the other day and she told me that Joreads is so lazy that she wears her socks one day and then turns them inside out and wears them again the next!

Ew! ;)

Why turn 'em inside out? :lol:


Anyone else? :)

I heard a rumour recently that Dori was eating icecream under a tree. Unfortunately, the tree collapsed due to a brief and localised earthquake in that area, burying him beneath it. Topless and sun-bronzed Tarzan, who was nearby, heard the noise, and he swung down from the tree letting out an inhuman howl. After Tarzan was firmly on the hard earth, he lifted the tree off Dori as if it were a twig, flexing and posing for the cameras as he did it.

:lol: Nice.


Dori was amazingly unharmed, though his icecream was sadly destroyed.

WHAT?! NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!

Not my precious...:bawling:

[Joreads]

I heard that Matt found out that Dori is way better looking than him so he has out a hit out on him

RUN DORI RUN

[Dori]

I heard that Matt found out that Dori is way better looking than him so he has out a hit out on him

RUN DORI RUN

Dang it! Why couldn't this have happened during track season?!

:lol:

[Zee.]

I heard that Mr Insomniac here, Silas and bigsheep were " playing " video games all night WHILST giving each other back rubs. True story.
Sounds pretty fishy to me.

[Dori]

I heard that Mr Insomniac here, Silas and bigsheep were " playing " video games all night WHILST giving each other back rubs. True story.
Sounds pretty fishy to me.

Not to sound homosexual or anything, but back rubs/scratches are the most amazing things in the world.

[Joreads]

Not to sound homosexual or anything, but back rubs/scratches are the most amazing things in the world.

depends who you are getting them from :lol:

[Zee.]

" I heard that Mr Insomniac here, Silas, bigsheep AND DORI, were " playing " video games all night WHILST giving each other back rubs. True story.
Sounds pretty fishy to me. "

[Joreads]

" I heard that Mr Insomniac here, Silas, bigsheep AND DORI, were " playing " video games all night WHILST giving each other back rubs. True story.
Sounds pretty fishy to me. "

I heard the same thing

[Zee.]

And Matt wanted in on it..

[Joreads]

I heard that Dori heard that Matt had a hit out in him so he hired the Lit Nit Charlies Angels (Jo, Lim and Charm) to protect him.

[Zee.]

hahahahah that was good.

[Joreads]

I'm a pistol when I set my mind to it

[Dori]

depends who you are getting them from :lol:

As long as they're good, I don't care, to be honest. :D I had a guy give me a back massage once....


" I heard that Mr Insomniac here, Silas, bigsheep AND DORI, were " playing " video games all night WHILST giving each other back rubs. True story.
Sounds pretty fishy to me. "

i hope they all know how to give a decent back rub! :D

[MattG]

Dori told me that when he was kissing limajean it was kinda like licking wood. When i told Jojo about that she said that limajean has wooden teeth and she's very sensitive about it! It's true, the back ones even have little wood worms that live in them.

Silas likes to go camping but doesn't like lighting fires. He takes beans with him, lots of beans and farts up his sleeping bag to keep warm.

[TheInsomniac]

Insomniac likes to give backrubs.

[MattG]

Jojo has a rather worn looking glass eyeball that she takes out and sucks on while posting on LitNet!

[Dori]

Insomniac likes to give backrubs.

Note to self: Insomniac likes to give backrubs.

:D

[Joreads]

I heard Matt has a thing for womens underwear - and I don't mean buying it.

[MattG]

Matt does like women's underwear. That is indeed true :)

On WOMEN. Or off.

[TheInsomniac]

I hear that LadyW wants a date with insomniac... clothes optional.

[Joreads]

Matt does like women's underwear. That is indeed true :)

On WOMEN. Or off.

Or on Matt:D

[MattG]

limajean is trying to set the Guinness record for longest breast hair!

Currently she has it braided and tucked under her shirt in preparation for a proud display at a later time.

If you look at her photo album you can see it on one of her pics though... go check it out!


Or on Matt:D

Whatever floats your boat honey, I'm here for you!

[*Classic*Charm*]

So, the Back Scratchers Guild told me that since Matt wasn't allowed in on the scratching action, he wanted to strip down and have naked mud wrestling fights to show them that he was worthy. :idea: Weird, huh?

[MattG]

When *C*C* heard a tiny glimmer about mud wrestling she launched a gargantuan campaign to promote the event because she's a huge enthusiast and supporter of dirty, smelly men!

[Zee.]

limajean is trying to set the Guinness record for longest breast hair!

Currently she has it braided and tucked under her shirt in preparation for a proud display at a later time.

If you look at her photo album you can see it on one of her pics though... go check it out!

EWWW teeth.. hair,
i'm getting the gross ones! :D

[Joreads]

I heard the insomniac falls asleep while giving back rubs

[MattG]

EWWW teeth.. hair,
i'm getting the gross ones! :D

YOU've been most impertinent today! I have to smack you a little, it's my duty :D

[Joreads]

YOU've been most impertinent today! I have to smack you a little, it's my duty :D


Be careful I here she likes that:lol:

[Zee.]

Well I heard Matt's a tranny who .. and this is the cherry on top, likes animals a little bit too much.

[Joreads]

Well I heard Matt's a tranny who .. and this is the cherry on top, likes animals a little bit too much.

See the underwear comment above

[*Classic*Charm*]

When *C*C* heard a tiny glimmer about mud wrestling she launched a gargantuan campaign to promote the event because she's a huge enthusiast and supporter of dirty, smelly men!

It's okay Matt, I know you're just sad because I heard that you lost all the mud wrestling, so you went home to watch chick flicks, drink girly drinks (you know, schnapps and cosmopolitans and whatnot), and cry yourself to sleep...


Well I heard Matt's a tranny who .. and this is the cherry on top, likes animals a little bit too much.

OOHHHH! Brutal!! :bawling: I guess that explains his losing the mud wrestling...and the crying...


Be careful I here she likes that:lol:

:lol::lol:

ooohhh, is that why she has a collection of handcuffs and leather whips in her closet? ;)

[Zee.]

:O

Nope.. nope, that one's true.

ahem

:D bahahaha

[Dori]

limajean is trying to set the Guinness record for longest breast hair!

Currently she has it braided and tucked under her shirt in preparation for a proud display at a later time.

If you look at her photo album you can see it on one of her pics though... go check it out!

:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

Can't stop laughing...

:lol: :lol:

[*Classic*Charm*]

:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

Can't stop laughing...

:lol: :lol:

What are you laughing about? After your canoodling under the ice cream tree, I thought you'd know that already? ;)

haha:D

[TheInsomniac]

I heard the insomniac falls asleep while giving back rubs


I heard the insomniac falls asleep while giving back rubs

[*Classic*Charm*]

I heard that Dori heard that Matt had a hit out in him so he hired the Lit Nit Charlies Angels (Jo, Lim and Charm) to protect him.

haha yesss I just saw this. Awesome.

[Zee.]

You're killing me you guys...
I heard CC shaves her back and Dori helps her.

[Dori]

You're killing me you guys...
I heard CC shaves her back and Dori helps her.

If there's a back rub (for me!) in there, then sure. :D

[*Classic*Charm*]

You're killing me you guys...
I heard CC shaves her back and Dori helps her.

Don't get jealous, he moans "Oh Lima" while he does it...I suppose I should be offended, but he does such a good job!

[Zee.]

HAHAHAHAHAHAH lord, that made my feet even giggle

[Dori]

Don't get jealous, he moans "Oh Lima" while he does it...I suppose I should be offended, but he does such a good job!

:lol: :lol:

I merely play my part. :D

[Joreads]

:lol: :lol:

I merely play my part. :D

Yes and dressed in a dress I heard

[*Classic*Charm*]

At least he didn't borrow Jo's plastic vampire fangs that she likes to wear around her house with her cape and watch tv in her coffin...

[andave_ya]

:D :D :D

:lol: :lol: :lol:

[Joreads]

At least he didn't borrow Jo's plastic vampire fangs that she likes to wear around her house with her cape and watch tv in her coffin...

Hey Jo got those fangs when she stole Rob Pattinson away from Charmed. He likes the coffin as well;)

[*Classic*Charm*]

Tight squeeze, huh? ;):D


I also heard that you and Tom allow viewers when you're in the coffin together. Matt's a big fan...

[Joreads]

Tight squeeze, huh? ;):D


I also heard that you and Tom allow viewers when you're in the coffin together. Matt's a big fan...

Who is Tom - don't get me wrong the more the merrier.

Tight is the only way to go:lol:

[*Classic*Charm*]

When I say Tom, I mean Rob.


Who is Tom - don't get me wrong the more the merrier.

Tight is the only way to go:lol:

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
:lol::lol::lol::lol::lol::lol::lol::lol::lol:

Nice, Jo, Nice

[Joreads]

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
:lol::lol::lol::lol::lol::lol::lol::lol::lol:

Nice, Jo, Nice



Maybe I was wrong about the one track mind. -I need to change my avatar it is messing with my head:p

[*Classic*Charm*]

I knew it! You can't slide that one past me...

Yes, I think ROB has had his time in the spotlight. Though I read somewhere that he also has a one track mind. When you're in the coffin together, he talks about his pet squirrel, doesn't he? What a weirdo...and by that I mean you, of course. Who could possibly be in love with someone who's in love with a squirrel?

[kandaurov]

Well I pay no heed to gossip, y'all know that, but my sister did tell me how when they were all settled round the table in the Coffee thread and having tea and coffee Classic Charm started eating the tablecloth.That was somewhat awkward, but it only became downright embarrassing when she started screaming... I don't know, something about turning into a vampire and surviving her unborn evil baby? For shame, CC, there were impressionable children present.

[Taliesin]

Not to sound homosexual or anything, but back rubs/scratches are the most amazing things in the world.

To sound homosexual and everything but I think back rubs are indeed quite sensual.


And by the way, people in the town speak that Joreads is making up absolutely false rumours about people on the LitNet. How do you comment?

[LadyW]

I hear that LadyW wants a date with insomniac... clothes optional.

I hear that TheInsomniac wanders round naked underneath his mac, kidnapping poor unsuspecting English girls, taking them on so-called dates, to then flash every 10 minutes whilst screaming "G'DAY MATE!"
:lol:
Game on.

[Taliesin]

I hear that TheInsomniac wanders round naked underneath his mac, kidnapping poor unsuspecting English girls, taking them on so-called dates, to then flash every 10 minutes whilst screaming "G'DAY MATE!"
:lol:
Game on.

I hear the Insomniac secretly uses Mac OS X. And you don't want to know what he uses it for.

[Zee.]

Well, I hear that Taliesin picks his teeth with the bones of children because he's really a demon in disguise.
I know because I saw it happen.

[LostPrincess13]

ooooh! let me try!:D hmmm...
i hear the james bond series was actually patterned after limajean: top model by day, international super spy by night!:lol:

[MattG]

ooooh! let me try!:D hmmm...
i hear the james bond series was actually patterned after limajean: top model by day, international super spy by night!:lol:

Excellent! You've got the idea!

[LostPrincess13]

thanks Mr. G!:D

[Zee.]

That made my entire week.


I hear that on weekends, Matt likes to walk around parks wearing a massive trench coat and flash little old ladies.
He's sick like that.

[*Classic*Charm*]

So, while I was eating the tablecloth, who was there to jump to my rescue but Kandaurov! Turns out I was wrong- he was just complaining that he couldn't make a new dress out of the tablecloth if I consumed it! And the gingham pattern matched his ringlet curl wig so nicely...Guess he'll just have to wear the same old dress again and again...

[Joreads]

And by the way, people in the town speak that Joreads is making up absolutely false rumours about people on the LitNet. How do you comment?

Taliesin people are lying to you my friend - no one on Lit Nit can be trusted they are all out to get you my friend. I am the only one that you can trust.

(Just between you and me you really have to watch Matt especially if he thinks you are better looking than him just ask Dori)

[Silas Thorne]

I've heard that Jo always tells the truth. ;)

[Joreads]

I heard that the Lit Nit Charlie Angels (Lim,Jo and Charm) have decided to replace the old Charlie with Silas as he is so cool

[Niamh]

:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
This is the funniest thread on litnet ever! I have never laughed so much in all my life! (and Nightie is beside me in tears from laughing so much! :lol: )

Hey Kand, better tell that sister gertrude of yours not to drink any coffee or tea made by CC. Its laced with arsenic as she has her eye on a curlly red wig, and the old dress gertrude wears! :eek:

[*Classic*Charm*]

I heard that the Lit Nit Charlie Angels (Lim,Jo and Charm) have decided to replace the old Charlie with Silas as he is so cool

Funny, I heard that too! It must be true!

"Good Morning, Angels"
"Good Morning, Silas!"

yes, I like it:p

[TheInsomniac]

I hear that TheInsomniac wanders round naked underneath his mac, kidnapping poor unsuspecting English girls, taking them on so-called dates, to then flash every 10 minutes whilst screaming "G'DAY MATE!"
:lol:
Game on.

So do we have a date then?

[LadyW]

So do we have a date then?

If you promise me to wear something underneath that mac!

[*Classic*Charm*]

So, Jo (that silly gossip-monger!:D) told me that Niamh dresses up in her fairy costume and goes hiding out in the woods, pulling down the pants of unsuspecting hikers that cross her path, then runs off giggling. She's the one you really need to watch for!

[Niamh]

So, Jo (that silly gossip-monger!:D) told me that Niamh dresses up in her fairy costume and goes hiding out in the woods, pulling down the pants of unsuspecting hikers that cross her path, then runs off giggling. She's the one you really need to watch for!

:eek: Who told you that!!! Is someone spying on me? darn! I better come up with a new mischievious prank!

A faerie once told me that Jo and Nightie are on the most wanted list for kidnapping leprechauns and trying to rob their gold! :eek:

[Silas Thorne]

I heard that the Lit Nit Charlie Angels (Lim,Jo and Charm) have decided to replace the old Charlie with Silas as he is so cool

:lol: ....Though I'm about as cool as the metal roof of a Sydney bus...

Someone told me that the Insomniac was eaten by zombies that got in through the front door while he was distracted by fighting an invasion of them on his computer.

[Joreads]

Good afternoon Angels. Nightie I told you that was out little secret now they will all be coming for our gold.

Charm told me that Niamh is trying to steel Rob Pattinson off me!! I had him first Niahm hands off:lol::lol:

[Zee.]

I heard that Niamh, Kilted, Silas, Matt and Sprinks, meet up on sundays to lick each other's feet. Gross.

[Joreads]

I am really going to miss Matt - I heard he ran away to join the circus.

[Zee.]

Really? I assume it's because of his "hidden" condition.

[Joreads]

Really Lim Charm must be holding out on us

[Zee.]

Matt has 6 nipples.

[*Classic*Charm*]

Wow, an extra set of ears on his chest AND 6 nipples? He'll be a very valuable asset to the circus!

[*Classic*Charm*]

Really Lim Charm must be holding out on us

Holding out? How so? :D

[Joreads]

Holding out? How so? :D

the gossip on Matt of course

[*Classic*Charm*]

Then I'm not the one holding out! I swear I saw LJ whispering sweet nothings into Matt's extra ears.

Secrets don't make friends, LimaJean! :eek:
:lol:

[Joreads]

Charm maybe we need to have a conversation to the third Angel!!

I heard Lim was planning on branching out on her own!!

[*Classic*Charm*]

Charm maybe we need to have a conversation to the third Angel!!

I heard Lim was planning on branching out on her own!!

That's so not allowed.

[Niamh]

That is not a rumour, Lim picked up a couple of stray litnetters in general chat and set up her own agency last week. Shes been coming to Silias' den to get the scope and steal your work!

[sprinks]

I heard that Niamh, Kilted, Silas, Matt and Sprinks, meet up on sundays to lick each other's feet. Gross.

Haha you'd be there too if you weren't busy digging your underground lair where you sit and read The Anarchist Cookbook by the light of a little book lamp that you stole :p. If we change it to Saturdays then perhaps you can join in too :p.

[Joreads]

I heard that Lim misses the other two Angels and Charlie and wants back in.

[Niamh]

Quick nightie hide! i heard Opti is on the loose looking for you after reading the litnet matchmaking thread! She has already distroyed the museum on Mars! :brow:

[*Classic*Charm*]

A little birdie told me that Jo stole Lima's Anarchist's Cookbook and did some editing...Lima's only been exploding pie everywhere. Better clean up your mess, LJ!:p

[Niamh]

Unfortunately the one pie that hadnt exploded had been nicked by Kand and Mattg and stuffed under a budda bag in the coffee thread! :eek:

[*Classic*Charm*]

Until Niamh poured hot coffee on them to get it back. No one takes the pie from the girls in the coffee thread! Better watch out for Niamh and her lightning-fast coffee pot!

[Pendragon]

I've heard tell that Classic is anything but charming! :D

[Amundsen]

I saw Amundsen playing on guitar. His hair is black. Wow I haven't noticed it yet.

[Virgil]

So this is the thread that Niamh now considers her favorite. I will have to go through it. I wonder what scandalous things people have said about me. :D

[andave_ya]

So this is the thread that Niamh now considers her favorite. I will have to go through it. I wonder what scandalous things people have said about me. :D

:D you and I, Virg, are mere spectators in this Hall of Fame :p...

[Zee.]

YOU underestimate yourself.


YOU.. i'm giving a second chance to because you made me laugh despite your wickedness.

YOU'RE just plain mean. If you're going to be evil and sadistic, try not to look so pathetic doing so.

[Joreads]

I heard that Charm and Pedragon were frightened off by Lim and her pies.

[Silas Thorne]

I've heard that Jo built some houses in the Australian outback that look like the pyramids. :)

[Zee.]

What the hell, I posted that last post of mine in the wrong thread..

[Joreads]

I heard that Lim was having trouble getting her threads right

[Niamh]

I heard that Lim was having trouble getting her threads right

:lol:
No that was just Nightie who stole some of my magic and decided to play tricks on lim by changing thread titles! :eek:

[Pensive]

YOU'RE just plain mean. If you're going to be evil and sadistic, try not to look so pathetic doing so.

:lol:

Evil and sadistic? That does sound like me. :p
In case it's meant for 'leave an anonymous message for a litnetter'...

[Zee.]

Ahem, was meant for the anonymous thread yes.
Wasn't for you :)

[Joreads]

I Heard from Niahm that Nightie has been very naughty changing everyones's posts to get them in trouble.

[Nightshade]

hey How come its naughty nightie? and I have to say I really don't like that particular choice of words! :rolleyes:

I heard that Jo is planning to steal the pyramids and is on the run with Carmen Sandiago :eek2:

[Silas Thorne]

I've heard MattG has a burn on his hand from when he tried to beat the Devil in a fiddle duel. He won (and so can keep his soul), but because he was playing the fiddle so fast, it caught on fire and gave him a terrible burn to his left hand.

[LostPrincess13]

I hear nightshade is schizophrenic and can change from one mood to another in a matter of seconds! She can even change color!

[Silas Thorne]

I hear the lost one is always lost because, unbeknownst to her, she has a highly magnetic necklace. When she raises up her compass to find out what direction to go in, the compass arrow always spins crazily due to the influence of the magnet.

[LostPrincess13]

I hear the lost one is always lost because, unbeknownst to her, she has a highly magnetic necklace. When she raises up her compass to find out what direction to go in, the compass arrow always spins crazily due to the influence of the magnet.

Oh my goodness! I do have such a necklace and I am wearing it right now!:eek: How on earth could you have possibly have known that?:eek:

I could only think of one possible conclusion: Silas is an industrial spy who hacks into NASA's computer systems, and uses the satellites and telescopes to spy on his victims from the comfort and safety of his own home!

LitNetters beware!:sick:

:lol:

[LostPrincess13]

I hear the lost one is always lost because, unbeknownst to her, she has a highly magnetic necklace. When she raises up her compass to find out what direction to go in, the compass arrow always spins crazily due to the influence of the magnet.

Oh my goodness! I do have such a necklace and I am wearing it right now! How on earth could you have possibly have known that?:eek:

I could only arrive at one possible conclusion: Silas Thorne is an industrial spy who hacks into NASA's database, uses the satellites and telescopes to spy on people form the comfort and safety of his own home!

LitNetters beware!:sick:

:lol:

[Nightshade]

She can even change color!
hey this bit is actually true see----> :rage:
:lol: :goof:

[Niamh]

I hear nightshade is schizophrenic and can change from one mood to another in a matter of seconds! She can even change color!

Actually... that isnt a very nice thing to say and calling someone a schizo is actually quite offence in a lot of countries. :nod: This is a very global forum and some things that could be unoffensive in one, could be considered offensive in another. This is a very fun thread, so if everyone can keep it fun, and becareful with what you say. :). Just a gentle Mod note. ;)

[jekan blazer]

i heard mattG is a plagiarizing jerk that will steal all your work and claim it for his own!!! beware!!! :banana: :smash:

[Taliesin]

I have heard Niamh is a serial rapist and also eats babies and kicks puppies.


Or wait, are those things considered offensive somewhere? Well, what can I do, blame the people who spread the rumours.

[jekan blazer]

taliesin, i heard you hate puppies, and animals and love to kill them for fun!!!
*hiss* :rage:

[Niamh]

Strange i thought that was Lima who admitted the baby eating thing in another thread!

[jekan blazer]

and dont get me started on you niahm... hates foxes.... dislikes literature.... AND hates these!!!-----> :banana:!!!!!

:lol:you hate this!!!!
:banana::banana::banana::banana:
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[Nightshade]

Or wait, are those things considered offensive somewhere? Well, what can I do, blame the people who spread the rumours.
Its not wise to be mean to a mod tal, she might bite your nose off!!( all three of them!) :nod:

[Joreads]

I heard Niamh once got locked into a bookshop because she was so engrossed in reading she didn't realise that had closed the shop for the weekend and it was a long weekend!!!

[jekan blazer]

:alien:i heard that joreads was actually michael jackson!!!:alien:

[Psycheinaboat]

Joreads must stay at least 200 yards away from all schools.

I also heard that KiltedExile has a mancrush on Taliesin.

[jekan blazer]

i heard that you play with baby toys still, Psycheinaboat.:lol:

[Psycheinaboat]

I hope the rumormongers didn't mention pacifiers.

I heard Jekan Blazer regularly bathes in fox scent.

[jekan blazer]

I heard Jekan Blazer regularly bathes in fox scent.

how did you know!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!

[Zee.]

Well i heard Jekan, Jo, Matt, CC, Night, AND Niamh dress up as animals as a sort of past time on the weekend.
But that's on a saturday. On a sunday they like to play doctors and patients..

[Joreads]

I heard that Lim wanted to get in on the patients doctor play but the group said no

[jekan blazer]

Well i heard Jekan, Jo, Matt, CC, Night, AND Niamh dress up as animals as a sort of past time on the weekend.
But that's on a saturday. On a sunday they like to play doctors and patients..

:goof: no one is supposed to know that!!!!!!!!

[*Classic*Charm*]

Well i heard Jekan, Jo, Matt, CC, Night, AND Niamh dress up as animals as a sort of past time on the weekend.
But that's on a saturday. On a sunday they like to play doctors and patients..

LJ! I TOLD YOU TO KEEP THAT TO YOURSELF!!:idea:

LJ only knows this info because she likes to dress up too, she's a big fan of the skanky nurse costume...Silly LJ:rolleyes:

[TheInsomniac]

LJ! I TOLD YOU TO KEEP THAT TO YOURSELF!!:idea:

LJ only knows this info because she likes to dress up too, she's a big fan of the skanky nurse costume...Silly LJ:rolleyes:

Leave our little role playing out of this......... it was lima's idea!

[Zee.]

hehe :D

[jekan blazer]

i hear limajean likes to eat foxes!!!

curse you lima!!!!

[GX4146]

i hear that a litnet member here doesn't wash her socks, she has these serious foot fungi problems

[Joreads]

I heard that jekan is telling everyone our secrets we may have to throw him out of the group. watch out Jekan

[Taliesin]

Joreads must stay at least 200 yards away from all schools.

I also heard that KiltedExile has a mancrush on Taliesin.

Oh, Kilted, why didn't you ever tell me?
I will come to Scotland right away.

[Pensive]

Oh, Kilted, why didn't you ever tell me?
I will come to Scotland right away.

:lol:

How could I not think of such a perfect match before?
*off she darts to her litnet matchmaking thread humming*


Psycheinaboat's source of information is great. When I further inquired about it I came to know she uses Occumulency (in the typical Snape-ish manner) to get such pieces of information out of people! :p

[jekan blazer]

i heard jo was actually bad at spelling and always spellchecks a word right after typing it!!!

[Joreads]

i heard jo was actually bad at spelling and always spellchecks a word right after typing it!!!

Spot on actually I am a really bad speller. :D

[jekan blazer]

Spot on actually I am a really bad speller. :D

:lol: and i knew it!!! i think i saw jo reading twilight upside down, sideways and backwards, but never the right way!!!!

[kilted exile]

I also heard that KiltedExile has a mancrush on Taliesin.

Damn my secret is out


Oh, Kilted, why didn't you ever tell me?
I will come to Scotland right away.

Oh dear Tal, I was intimidated by your greatness. Yes, do come to Scotland

I will be safely on the other side of the atlantic:p;):lol:

[jekan blazer]

i heard kilted exile lost more than just marbles....

[Niamh]

I heard Jekan kidnapped the dancing banana from Nightshade and wont give him back! :eek:

[jekan blazer]

wow... i forgot about that banana... its probably dead now...
srry nightshade!!!!!!!!!




i heard that niamh doesn't play fair and cheats at everything, including that DIET that niamh is on.

[LadyW]

I hear that Jekan is actually an alien (:alien:) sent here to spy on us, and test us.

[Niamh]

wow... i forgot about that banana... its probably dead now...
srry nightshade!!!!!!!!!




i heard that niamh doesn't play fair and cheats at everything, including that DIET that niamh is on.

Hahaha!!!! so not ...really... very true! :p

[Nightshade]

wow... i forgot about that banana... its probably dead now...
srry nightshade!!!!!!!!!

I know that jekan is a

MURDERER|!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!:brows:

[jekan blazer]

I hear that Jekan is actually an alien (:alien:) sent here to spy on us, and test us.

:alien: says, "E.T. phone home...."

[LadyW]

:alien: says, "E.T. phone home...."

:lol:

[Taliesin]

Damn my secret is out



Oh dear Tal, I was intimidated by your greatness. Yes, do come to Scotland

I will be safely on the other side of the atlantic:p;):lol:


I know.
I just happened to be going there anyway.


Ontopic, I heard that half the people on LitNet are actually false identities of Scher!
I mean, have you ever seen Scher and half the people of LitNet online at the same time?
Think not.

[Scheherazade]

I know.
I just happened to be going there anyway.


Ontopic, I heard that half the people on LitNet are actually false identities of Scher!
I mean, have you ever seen Scher and half the people of LitNet online at the same time?
Think not.Please also note that Tal and I are hardly ever on simultaneously!

[jekan blazer]

i heard ladyw is really a frog princess!!!
kiss her and you become a frog as well!!!

[LadyW]

i heard ladyw is really a frog princess!!!
kiss her and you become a frog as well!!!
It's true... :(
That's why I've never been kissed (aside from a couple of frogs... eurgh.)
Hahaha.

However... what Jekan failed to tell you is...he's the evil wizard that brought about this curse!
Shame. On. Him.
:p

[jekan blazer]

oh yeah i forgot about that...:lol:
well what ladyw didnt mention is that she asked me to put it on her cause she use to look like this!!!!!!!!
http://www.deitchley.com/blog/wp-content/uploads/2007/08/monkey1.jpg

[LadyW]

:eek:
You used the monkey.
How could you?

Well, maybe I did look like that... but at least I could play the cymbals!!
:lol:

Anyway, I hear that Jekan used to look like this:

http://i196.photobucket.com/albums/aa123/kavesauy/tekla03.jpg

Yes... yes I went there.

[jekan blazer]

ouch...
well before ladyw was a monkey, she looked like this!!!!

http://www.fastfancydress.co.uk/templates/imagedirectory/zombie2%20lg.jpg

[LadyW]

ouch...
well before ladyw was a monkey, she looked like this!!!!
http://www.fastfancydress.co.uk/templates/imagedirectory/zombie2%20lg.jpg

:lol:
Captioned: "Monday Morning."
Haha.

Jekan got the latest ipod...

http://th08.deviantart.com/fs29/300W/f/2008/175/8/f/SAW_HEAD_TRAP_by_mister_bones.jpg

[jekan blazer]

this is ladyw's latest cell phone
http://www.celebratebig.com/roadside-attractions/cell-phone-building-telefonica-santiago-chile.jpg

these are ladyw's teethhttp://i32.photobucket.com/albums/d17/urples/funny/UglyTeeth.jpg

[LadyW]

:lol: Very good.

('Cell phone'... haha.)

Jekan...?

... Or computer wizard!?

http://farm1.static.flickr.com/206/490987651_d51af014b6.jpg

Ladies and Gentlemen...

I have seen the future!!

http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_Ga9VWddYFBA/Rk0vtkVeEkI/AAAAAAAAA_4/_vn5UO_6BrI/s400/2big-head-3.jpg

Jekan's ego just got way out of hand.

:D

[jekan blazer]

ladyw's brain span is too small...
http://www.joelneuenhaus.com/blog3/wp-content/uploads/2007/01/homer-simpson-brain-1024.jpg



see?

[LadyW]

:lol:
Ohhh... you asked for it, mayte.

Jekan is a hardcore rocker.

http://www.myspaceantics.com/images/funny/metal-midget.jpg

[jekan blazer]

and you are a hardcore goth ladyw!!!
http://www.dearbloodymary.com/images/turning_goth_girl_lg.jpg

[LadyW]

:redface:

[jekan blazer]

this is ladyw when she is having a GOOD day!!
http://i43.photobucket.com/albums/e380/DeathGrasp/00023674.jpg

[LadyW]

Awwh, look at little Jekan...

last week!

http://z.about.com/d/animatedtv/1/0/l/A/ralphnose.jpg

[jekan blazer]

ladyw....
24/7!!!!!
http://blog.wired.com/photos/uncategorized/2008/02/29/bad_bair.jpg

[LadyW]

Haha, funnily enough... my hair is somewhat similar to that in the mornings. The curse of curls.
:D

http://swayamprava.sulekha.com/mstore/swayamprava/albums/default/gorilla.jpg

I call this one... Jekan - the intellect.

[jekan blazer]

this reminded me of the inner demon ladyw has within her!!!
http://www.messedupamerica.com/wp-content/uploads/2007/11/barney1.jpg

http://i33.photobucket.com/albums/d72/aleushia/pokemom.jpg
this is her last dream..

[LadyW]

Hey! I'll have you know, I was part of the Barney fan club as a child.
:lol:

Jekan? or the Omen?

http://dirtyharrysplace.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/10/the-omen-damien-crosses.jpg

And I might just leave it at one. Simply to annoy you.
:P

[maraki16]

libri told me yesterday in a private conversation that he thinks virgil is an idiot and that he would also do the job better than logos ( oh!!!!!!!!!quite shocking statements! see what people admit when they get drunk?)

[jekan blazer]

if im the omen, then ladyw must be the dead girl from "the ring"!!!

[LadyW]

:lol:
When my hair straight... I daresay, that's a striking resemblance.

Jekan's great with kids:

...Jekan, put the mask back on! Look at her! She's scared...

http://a.abcnews.com/images/Health/ht_shock_060727_ssv.jpg

[jekan blazer]

and ladyw is good with cats!!!
http://www.worth1000.com/entries/274000/274217vBda_w.jpg
http://www.thegreattrek.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/08/sasquatch-eating-kitten.jpg

[LadyW]

Aaah, no.
Images of my psycho cat dream are coming back.
:(
Hahaha.

Jekan gets all the girls:

http://i269.photobucket.com/albums/jj61/Juneoftheroses/old_woman.jpg

[jekan blazer]

and ladyw gets all the men!!!!
http://www.apo.gatech.edu/umoc/historic%20ugly%20man.jpg

[LadyW]

:lol:
He's nice...

Jekan, for heaven's sake... leave the kids alone!

http://i217.photobucket.com/albums/cc276/carebear131415_2007/horse.jpg

[jekan blazer]

ladyw....lay off the cosmetics.....please!!!!

http://i302.photobucket.com/albums/nn118/webloglearner/creepy.jpg

[LadyW]

:lol:
Hahaha, very good.
One of your best one's yet.

News Reel.
People gather in the thousands this day, and plead....
"Jekan, please stop singing."

http://news.bbc.co.uk/olmedia/1455000/images/_1457207_cryingap300.jpg

[jekan blazer]

you know something is wrong when your pooch is smarter than you, ladyw!!!!
http://imagecache2.allposters.com/images/pic/CORPOD/CB040720~Chihua-Wearing-Eyeglasses-Posters.jpg

[LadyW]

Jekan party's hard.

http://i409.photobucket.com/albums/pp173/Kakashka_malyashka/nerd.jpg

[jekan blazer]

ladyw likes to dig...she always says, "dig-a-hole-dig-a-hole-dig-a-hole!!!"
http://students.estrellamountain.edu/drakuna/studentfrontpageprojects/AnetteKelly/ant%20digging%20animated.gif

[Joreads]

THis is turning into the Jekan and LadyW show I heard there is something funny going on between them;)

[Zee.]

Doubt it. Considering Insomniac and LadyW are destined.

[Silas Thorne]

I heard that after 10 pm each night lima dons her turtle suit and hunts down criminals, smiting them with extreme prejudice.

[LadyW]

Haha, it's true... me and Jekan are planning to take over the world.
And when we're done?
I plan to murder him... it will be utterly scandalous.
:D
Then me and TheInsomniac will ride off on his yacht into the sunset... where he will then proceed to murder me.
What goes around comes around.

[jekan blazer]

thats right.... what she doesnt know, though, is im able to take on over 1,000,000 master ninjas at one time.... sooooooooooo.....
when she tries to murder me, shes gonna be in for a nasty surprise....
heh.....heh.....heh.............................

[LadyW]

thats right.... what she doesnt know, though, is im able to take on over 1,000,000 master ninjas at one time.... sooooooooooo.....
when she tries to murder me, shes gonna be in for a nasty surprise....
heh.....heh.....heh.............................

Well... "1,000,000 master ninjas" are nothing in comparison to the mighty wrath of yours truly.
:D
Watch your back.

[jekan blazer]

did i specify the EXACT ammount???
i think not!!!!
shall i tell you?
I DOUBLEY THINK NOT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

MWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHaHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH !!!!!!!!!!!!!

(she has noooooooooooooo idea what she is getting herself into!!!)

[LadyW]

did i specify the EXACT ammount???
i think not!!!!
shall i tell you?
I DOUBLEY THINK NOT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

MWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHaHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH !!!!!!!!!!!!!

(she has noooooooooooooo idea what she is getting herself into!!!)

I could bring you down without having to raise a finger my friend.
:D
(I know exactly what I'm getting myself into... - or one would hope.)

[jekan blazer]

(I know exactly what I'm getting myself into... - or one would hope.)



are you sure????
i wouldnt be so sure if i were you... hell, i could take on more than 1,000,000,000,000,000,000 edwards from twilight at once!!!!!

[LadyW]

are you sure????
i wouldnt be so sure if i were you... hell, i could take on more than 1,000,000,000,000,000,000 edwards from twilight at once!!!!!

I would not let you.

Each Edward would be too precious to harm.

:D

Oh, and I'm always sure.
(That's a lie... I am the most indecisive person on the face of the earth.)

[jekan blazer]

i would hurt him if i had too!!!!


and yes
i will hurt him!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[LadyW]

i would hurt him if i had too!!!!
and yes
i will hurt him!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

You'd have to get through me, I'm afraid.

Which is impossible...

Sorry!
:lol:

Your plans are foiled Jekan.

[jekan blazer]

You'd have to get through me, I'm afraid.

Which is impossible...

Sorry!
:lol:

Your plans are foiled Jekan.
i think not....

KAMEHAMEHA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[LadyW]

...And not a hair out of place.
:D

[jekan blazer]

ok... truce?

[LadyW]

ok... truce?

We'll save it for another day :D
According to my schedule, we've to take over the world first.

[jekan blazer]

:alien:ok

[Zee.]

Jon and Kilted.

Need I say more?

[Joreads]

Jon and Kilted.

Need I say more?

Yes you really must:D

[Niamh]

I heard Lima is spreading rumours about jon and Kilted because they stole her tea.

[*Classic*Charm*]

Jo is hiding 1, 000, 000,000,000,000,000,000, Edwards!!!!!!! That is NOT fair, Jo!

[Joreads]

Jo is hiding 1, 000, 000,000,000,000,000,000, Edwards!!!!!!! That is NOT fair, Jo!

YOu have no idea the things she does with him either;)

I heard Charm was away with Matt planning on how to take over Lit Nit

[PoeticPassions]

I heard Jo talks to imaginary friends and reads them fairy tales. Last time, the voices told him to make up lies about Charm...

:)

[optimisticnad]

I heard that Niamh dresses like a fairy ... ALL THE TIME!

http://z.about.com/d/toys/1/0/t/7/ElinaFairy.jpg

[Niamh]

I heard that Niamh dresses like a fairy ... ALL THE TIME!

http://z.about.com/d/toys/1/0/t/7/ElinaFairy.jpg

At least i dont dress like a turnip! :p

[*Classic*Charm*]

YOu have no idea the things she does with him either;)

I heard Charm was away with Matt planning on how to take over Lit Nit

SHOCKING and JEALOUS! haha


I heard Jo talks to imaginary friends and reads them fairy tales. Last time, the voices told him to make up lies about Charm...

:)

I heard that too! :nod::nod:

[jekan blazer]

ladyw is a zombified, mummified, alien!!!!!!!!

[LadyW]

And so I have it on great authority, that Jekan is a grave robber.
:)

[Joreads]

Jo does not make up lies about Charm she would only ever tell the truth;)

Charm is the one you have to watch.:lol:

[*Classic*Charm*]

Jo does not make up lies about Charm she would only ever tell the truth;)

Charm is the one you have to watch.:lol:

Who? Lil ol' me? :angel::angel:

[Madhuri]

The other day I got an invitation to visit Opti. So, I checked out and this is what I found...

Opti's palace cum space ship on Mars :p :D

http://www.infobritain.co.uk/Bronze_Age_Hut.jpg

Her holiday home :D

http://www.southcotswoldramblers.org.uk/books/fw111A2.jpg

[Niamh]

*humph!* So thats were my missing homes in Ireland went! The Alien stole them! tut tut Opti!!

[optimisticnad]

The other day I got an invitation to visit Opti. So, I checked out and this is what I found...

Opti's palace cum space ship on Mars :p :D

http://www.infobritain.co.uk/Bronze_Age_Hut.jpg

Her holiday home :D

http://www.southcotswoldramblers.org.uk/books/fw111A2.jpg


:lol::lol::lol::lol::lol:

GET OFF MY PROPERTY!!!!

I need time out to think of a good come-back....just you wait.

[muhsin]

:D:D:D
Very nice thread. Great initiative.

[Joreads]

I heard that PoeticPassions is after all of Jo's Edwards - Well she will have to fight off charm first.

[Niamh]

It appears Jo has somehow set up a Rob Pattinson cloning business! :goof:

[NikolaiI]

Niamh is a Wight pretending to be on of us. :p

[*Classic*Charm*]

I heard that Poetic has holed herself up in a dark room and is plotting my demise in the name of stealing Jo's Edwards...uh oh...:idea:

Jo, are you gonna let that happen to me?

[PoeticPassions]

I heard that Charm and Jo actually share the Edwards, and that Charm has been stalking me for the past couple of weeks, sometimes hiding in the closet of my dark room....

[Niamh]

A little birdy told me that it wasnt CC who is snooping around your closet, but a one of clone designed in Jo's cloning business to what the believe you look like!

[*Classic*Charm*]

I saw Niamh sneaking off with one of the Edward clones tied up in the back of her car so she can figure out Jo's secret cloning formula...she wants to make her own Edwards!!:eek:

[Joreads]

Edward is all mine

Check out the new avatar.

[*Classic*Charm*]

Not anymore, he's not.

I STOLE HIM! :eek:

:banana::banana::banana:

[NikolaiI]

CC stole Metamorphosis... what, you didn't know she was part of an international crime ring?

[Joreads]

I hear that CC has no intention of giving Edward back so Jo had to steal an avatar as well

[jekan blazer]

jo is so sad.... he lost edward....but did you hear?
jo was talking about overthrowing logos and admin for control of litnet!!!!
treason!!! TREASON!!!!!