Litnet Match-Making

[Pensive]

After having come across so many user-oriented threads here on litnet lately you might wonder if anything is left. If any other topic is left or not I think this one most certainly is. :p

On a fellow litnetter's suggestion (after I proposed this idea) thereby I start this thread. Hope it doesn't go against forum rules.

Which two litnet members do you think will make a great couple? You can also give the reasons (can be totally absurd too :p). And I hope nobody takes any offence by what other members say here as it's all in the name of fun basically (gay/lesbian couples are allowed too firstly because such a thing exists and secondly because we do not always know the gender of all the members here :p)

Anyway Pensive, The MatchMaker begins by proposing these two at first:

JBI and EAP
Virgil and Scher

Might come up with more later. :p
So let's begin.

(Mods can freely shift this thread to the games section I guess if they feel it's more appropriate for it to be there :))

[Zee.]

Match maker match maker, make me a match. Find me a find, catch me a catch!



is in my head now :[

[Niamh]

Match maker match maker, make me a match. Find me a find, catch me a catch!



is in my head now :[

Oh great! You have it in my head too!!!

[Zee.]

Sure do ;)

[TheInsomniac]

oh great! You have it in my head too!!!


sure do ;)

too

much

rhyming!

[aBIGsheep]

Mulan (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JQayrEE-gpw)

[LostPrincess13]

Ooooh!:D This looks fun!:D I'm game!:D

My fate is in your hands... *bows and chants*

:lol:

[MattG]

This thread reminds me of:


There's no earthly way of knowing
Which direction we are going
There's no knowing where we're rowing
Or which way the river's flowing

Is it raining, is it snowing
Is a hurricane a-blowing

Not a speck of light is showing
So the danger must be growing
Are the fires of Hell a-glowing
Is the grisly reaper mowing

Yes, the danger must be growing
For the rowers keep on rowing
And they're certainly not showing
Any signs that they are slowing

:D

[andave_ya]

This thread reminds me of:


There's no earthly way of knowing
Which direction we are going
There's no knowing where we're rowing
Or which way the river's flowing

Is it raining, is it snowing
Is a hurricane a-blowing

Not a speck of light is showing
So the danger must be growing
Are the fires of Hell a-glowing
Is the grisly reaper mowing

Yes, the danger must be growing
For the rowers keep on rowing
And they're certainly not showing
Any signs that they are slowing

:D

:thumbs_up: priceless!!! That should be our theme song -- rather interesting that Dahl is the author :D.

[johann cruyff]

Ah well... I'm in as well :D

[Zee.]

Shhh, no more hijacking.

[Dori]

Pensive, feel free to match me with whomever you see fit, just please let my match be female. :p

Do your worst! :D

[Joreads]

Oh great! You have it in my head too!!!

Mine as well - at least its no longer you make me feel like dancing:)

[kandaurov]

Oh please do match my sister with someone then. She broke up with her boyfriend, she was complaining about how he didn't understand her or whatever. My sympathy's off to the bloke who gets the dubious honour, though. Or the girl, you can choose a girl as well - she's going through that now compulsory teenage sexual identity crisis, you see (damn MTV).

for those not acquainted with my sister's Coffee thread antics, please mind that she's a figment of my imagination before you send me all that vituperative hate mail ;)

[*Classic*Charm*]

This thread reminds me of:


There's no earthly way of knowing
Which direction we are going
There's no knowing where we're rowing
Or which way the river's flowing

Is it raining, is it snowing
Is a hurricane a-blowing

Not a speck of light is showing
So the danger must be growing
Are the fires of Hell a-glowing
Is the grisly reaper mowing

Yes, the danger must be growing
For the rowers keep on rowing
And they're certainly not showing
Any signs that they are slowing

:D

Awesome haha! Now I have the oopma loompa song stuck in my head...

[Virgil]

JBI and EAP

I think both JBI and EAP are men, but I could be wrong.


Virgil and Scher
Pensy, Pensy, Pensy. Now that would be an odd couple. :D If Scher ever saw that she bann you right off the forum. ;) But I'll give Scher one of these :ladysman:

[NickAdams]

Interesting.

[sprinks]

Ohhh fun! :p. This'll get to be quite an interesting thread :lol:

[kiz_paws]

only one suggestion so far? Hmmmm ... C'mon people!

Since it is only in the name of fun, may I suggest that I think that Dori and limajean would make a cute couple? :nod:

[TheInsomniac]

Im not sure if anyone knows me well enough to set me up O_o

[Dori]

only one suggestion so far? Hmmmm ... C'mon people!

Since it is only in the name of fun, may I suggest that I think that Dori and limajean would make a cute couple? :nod:

:thumbs_up :D


I'll make another suggestion, though one of them doesn't come here anymore I don't think: Lote-tree and LadyW. :D

[Zee.]

MATCH MAKER, MATCH MAKER MAKE ME A MATCH!


...find me a find,

catch me a catch!


only one suggestion so far? Hmmmm ... C'mon people!

Since it is only in the name of fun, may I suggest that I think that Dori and limajean would make a cute couple? :nod:


Saw that coming from a mile away.

[Dori]

MATCH MAKER, MATCH MAKER MAKE ME A MATCH!


...find me a find,

catch me a catch!

How 'bout you and me, as kiz suggested? ;)

:lol: I'm pitiful. :D

[Zee.]

You and me.

2 hours from now.

Behind the maple tree.


Mmmhmm.


We can share ice creams.

[Dori]

You and me.

2 hours from now.

Behind the maple tree.


Mmmhmm.


We can share ice creams.

Sounds like a plan. :D

Though for me two hours from now is 1:30am...:lol:

[Zee.]

Suck it up and bring me my mint ice cream.


Yummy mint.

[Dori]

Suck it up and bring me my mint ice cream.


Yummy mint.

You best bring the ice cream... I'd end up finishing before my arrival. :D

[Zee.]

Oh i'll bring your favourite, you bring mine, and we'll trade k?

[Dori]

Oh i'll bring your favourite, you bring mine, and we'll trade k?

Deal. I'll settle for just plain ol' vanilla with chocolate syrup.

[kiz_paws]

Awwwwww, now this really is SWEET! :p

[Zee.]

Oh psh

[Remarkable]

only one suggestion so far? Hmmmm ... C'mon people!

Since it is only in the name of fun, may I suggest that I think that Dori and limajean would make a cute couple? :nod:

Dori and limajean in a tree,

K- aheem,aheem...Well,fill the rest up yourself:p!I wouldn't dare make speculations:lol:.

[Nightshade]

:lol::lol: God love you but you are all insane, and I blieve Ive said that many a time. Keep smiling :D :lol:
Pensy seriously I laughed until I cried literally! Thanks:D

[Pensive]

Pensy, Pensy, Pensy. Now that would be an odd couple. :D If Scher ever saw that she bann you right off the forum. ;) But I'll give Scher one of these :ladysman:

And she hasn't so far! Virgil, Virgil, Virgil, doesn't that say something? ;)
(And we all know Scher is All-Knowing and All-Seeing....:p)


Pensive, feel free to match me with whomever you see fit, just please let my match be female. :p

Do your worst


Worst? I can only do the best! :p
(BTW guys you need to put your birth-dates in your profile, Pensive, The Matchmaker will need your zodiac signs to check your compatibility with other zodiacs :lol:)


only one suggestion so far? Hmmmm ... C'mon people!

I second this! Here you can all be matchmakers and you probably wouldn't regret being one as you might have to in real-life. :p

[sprinks]

Worst? I can only do the best! :p
(BTW guys you need to put your birth-dates in your profile, Pensive, The Matchmaker will need your zodiac signs to check your compatibility with other zodiacs :lol:)

:lol: I'm a Scorpio :p

[Zee.]

I'm a leo and a virgo because I was born on the cusp

[Dori]

I am a Gemini.

[TheFifthElement]

firefangled and ampoule...

did I say 'cos they're both lovely :)

[*Classic*Charm*]

you and me.

2 hours from now.

Behind the maple tree.


Mmmhmm.


We can share ice creams.


sounds like a plan. :d

though for me two hours from now is 1:30am...:lol:


suck it up and bring me my mint ice cream.


Yummy mint.


you best bring the ice cream... I'd end up finishing before my arrival. :d


oh i'll bring your favourite, you bring mine, and we'll trade k?


awwwwwwwwwww:d

[LadyW]

:thumbs_up :D
I'll make another suggestion, though one of them doesn't come here anymore I don't think: Lote-tree and LadyW. :D

Careful how you go there Patrick, haha :lol:
Hmmm... I suspect we'd end up killing eachother eventually.

[JBI]

I thought EAP was male? Is he/she not? Either way, I think he/she is relatively gone from the boards, so that won't do, now will it.

[Joreads]

Careful how you go there Patrick, haha :lol:
Hmmm... I suspect we'd end up killing eachother eventually.

Could be a nice way to go just a thought ;)

[Niamh]

Here is my match
Pensy and Taliesin

[Dori]

Careful how you go there Patrick, haha :lol:
Hmmm... I suspect we'd end up killing eachother eventually.

You'd be just as well off as any other married couple these days. :lol:
(And now everyone knows my real name! :D It doesn't matter to me though, I just thought I'd point it out.)


Could be a nice way to go just a thought ;)

:lol:

[eyemaker]

This is fun!:) I'll add myself in:D

[SleepyWitch]

hahha, this is crazy :)
I don't like matchmaking at all, but I'll join for the fun of it :D
I'm a Leo, but please please please don't match me up with any Gemini even if the horoscope says a hundred times that's a good idea. (No offence, Dori.)

[TheInsomniac]

Aries, reporting in.

[Nightshade]

hahha, this is crazy :)
I don't like matchmaking at all, but I'll join for the fun of it :D
I'm a Leo, but please please please don't match me up with any Gemini even if the horoscope says a hundred times that's a good idea. (No offence, Dori.)
I thought you were going cold turkey Sleepy? ;)

[Madhuri]

Count me in... I am a Leo :D

[SleepyWitch]

I thought you were going cold turkey Sleepy? ;)

nope, I said I'm only allowed to log on to LitNet once a week :) So, today is my LitNet day for this week.

[LadyW]

Haha, this should be interesting :)

Not sure if it counts for much, but I'm a Gemini.

Match me up, damnit! ;)

[Madhuri]

Someone did propose Lote-Tree as your match, I think, a few pages back.

[LadyW]

Someone did propose Lote-Tree as your match, I think, a few pages back.

Haha, that was Dori... or Patrick, as I now refer to him (:D)

Now, if myself and LoteTree were to be paired up, it is inevitable that we would eventually kill eachother. In a hypothetical situation in which I emerge victorious (this being the most likely outcome), who would I then be paired with people of Litnet?
Or would it then be my destiny to wander the world alone, forever...? :D

[EAP]

Pensive,

JBI and I are a done deal. We kissed under the bridges of Paris...or something. I'll invite you to our wedding.*







* = The personnel and events depicted in this post may or may not be entirely fictional and no offense in intended in any shape or form whatsoever.

[bazarov]

Sick.

[EAP]

^

the snogging or the marriage?

i know the later's an outdated institution but hey now...no need to call it sick.. :(:(:(:(

[Bakiryu]

:lol: You can add me in, I'm a virgo :P

[LostPrincess13]

make that two virgos!:D
. . .
i think...

[Zee.]

Nuh uh LP, i'm sorta one too.
I'm both leo and virgo, see: http://www.astrology.com/allaboutyou/cusps/index.html

that's why i'm crazy :(

[*Classic*Charm*]

Scorpio!!!

[SleepyWitch]

Nuh uh LP, i'm sorta one too.
I'm both leo and virgo, see: http://www.astrology.com/allaboutyou/cusps/index.html

that's why i'm crazy :(

oh nice, I think I'm a Leo/Virgo, too. Maybe that's why I'm both chaotic/adventurous/noisy and perfectionist/dull/shy???

[LostPrincess13]

ooooh! i was born on aug 23 ya see... so my sign varies sometimes... sometimes it's the last day of leo and most of the time it's the first day of virgo...:D thanks for the link lima!:D i'm a leo/virgo cusp! and i must say, the description is quite uncanny...:D

[Joreads]

Oh well count me in - Cancer

[Taliesin]

oh nice, I think I'm a Leo/Virgo, too. Maybe that's why I'm both chaotic/adventurous/noisy and perfectionist/dull/shy???

Oooh, me too, me too - I am a Virgo/Libra - that's why I am not crazy - there was no horoscope for me so I couldn't believe it.

[TheInsomniac]

Prepare for trouble

[LadyW]

Make it double

[TheInsomniac]

We'll be the richest, rogues of all time

[LadyW]

Creators of a grand design

[TheInsomniac]

I'll be the king (James)

[LadyW]

I'll be the queen (Jessie)

[TheInsomniac]

I'll be the joker... of crime (Meowth)

[LadyW]

Prepare for trouble

[TheInsomniac]

Make it double

[LadyW]

To protect the world from devastation

[TheInsomniac]

To unite all people's within our nation

[LadyW]

To denounce the evils of truth and love

[*Classic*Charm*]

Prepare for trouble


Make it double

So you two really are meant to be, huh? ;)

[TheInsomniac]

To extend our ach to the stars above


So you two really are meant to be, huh? ;)

C-C-C-COMBO BREAKER!

we were going for the whole theme song, but i guess we shall stop now.

[LadyW]

Jessie, James

[Niamh]

Oh my god you guys are sad. Pokemon? really? :p

[TheInsomniac]

Pokemon is the song of love!

[kiz_paws]

Oh the dimensions that this thread is taking us! :lol:

[*Classic*Charm*]

C-C-C-COMBO BREAKER!

we were going for the whole theme song, but i guess we shall stop now.

I can delete it if you're really upset, Insomniac! :blush:

[Zee.]

I LOVE POKEMON!

Ahem, see profile..

LadyW and Insomniac are clearly a cute match :D

I'd shoot you both with an arrow but i've lost my bow :(

[TheInsomniac]

lol... I dont think you need to shoot the arrows ^_^

[LadyW]

:blush::)...

[*Classic*Charm*]

How do you feel, LadyW? You've officially been LitNet married off...:lol:

[LadyW]

How do you feel, LadyW? You've officially been LitNet married off...:lol:
Hahaha :lol:
I don't ever remember agreeing either. I just woke up in the back of a van.
:|

[Zee.]

HAHAHAHHHAHA

ah that was good.

[*Classic*Charm*]

Hahaha :lol:
I don't ever remember agreeing either. I just woke up in the back of a van.
:|

LOL:lol::lol:

Are their LitNet authoritis we should alert? Would you like to press charges?

[TheInsomniac]

Anybody else for the van? Free candy!

[Zee.]

Can't. I shotgun Dori. It'd be hardly fair to join in with your...
van romping.

[TheInsomniac]

The more the merrier ;)

[*Classic*Charm*]

Yeah, Lima, you and Dori have a tree somewhere, do you not? ;)

[Lily Adams]

This forum is getting so scandalous. :p Seriously though, I've been shocked at what has been said lately! All the innuendos! But it's cool. I don't really care. XD

Like a wise man once said, "#%@$ 'em if they can't take a joke!"

[LadyW]

LOL:lol::lol:
Are their LitNet authoritis we should alert? Would you like to press charges?

Nono, I'm completely joking... TheInsomniac wouldn't dreeeam of harming me. In fact I agreed to all of this.
Is that what I was supposed to tell them Mr. Insomniac?
. . .

Heeeeeelp :goof:

[TheInsomniac]

Yes... she agreed to all of this, YOU HEARD HER!

[LadyW]

:nod: Hmmm, that's exactly right.
Ow, ow, the blade... Don't cut me, ow!

[*Classic*Charm*]

:lol::lol::lol:

Can you imagine what people new to the forum would think of us for all this? Poor people...

Hang in there, LadyW!

[Zee.]

Shaken not stirred.

[LadyW]

:lol::lol::lol:
Can you imagine what people new to the forum would think of us for all this? Poor people...
Hang in there, LadyW!

I know! :lol:

I take one little break. I come back. And everything's sort of spiced up :p

I love it.

[*Classic*Charm*]

Yep, you came back just in time to be hooked up with someone who doesn't sleep! Enjoy;)

Hmm what happened to Pensy? This was her thread! She only has two successful couples so far!

[TheInsomniac]

I bring the spice.

[Cat_Brenners]

I don't see any matches lol. I don't know anyone well enough to put a match here yet but will come back later.
Hugs, Cat

[TheInsomniac]

I bring the thunder.

[*Classic*Charm*]

I shake my head in confusion at you, Insomniac! :rolleyes:

[Cat_Brenners]

In fact...I am in ...My B-Day is Dec. 31 and I'm 30 years old.
There you go. Do your damage lol
Cat

[librarius_qui]

Yep, you came back just in time to be hooked up with someone who doesn't sleep! Enjoy;)

Hmm what happened to Pensy? This was her thread! She only has two successful couples so far!

Bugger! ... What's a successful couple in the internet??! :lol: C'mon!

[*Classic*Charm*]

Bugger! ... What's a successful couple in the internet??! :lol: C'mon!

Umm...apparently Dori and Lima under a hypothetical tree and Insomniac and LadyW locked in a non-existent van...

[Joreads]

Umm...apparently Dori and Lima under a hypothetical tree and Insomniac and LadyW locked in a non-existent van...

Geez some people get all the luck around here:D

[sprinks]

:lol: I stay at a friends place for a night and come back to this craziness! :p :lol:. Will we ever get around to finding more couples? :p

[Pensive]

Here is my match
Pensy and Taliesin

:lol:

Niamhy, you can have mercy on Tal, my partner will have to do the dishes, clean the house, cook the food, keep my parents (mind me my father isn't that easy-going), not listen to the music with a volume high, shouldn't fight, neither drink nor smoke (or get beaten by me if does any of those), bear my loquacity and craziness and then my abrupt silence and well the list goes on....friends from litnet deserve better. :p

(BTW I would love to hear the reason as to why you thought of this match on the first place :D)


Now back to my match-making job, I would be coming up with this compatibility list very soon guys! Sorry for taking so long but have just been given this task to deal with. Perhaps until then you guys can have your own fun, propose your own couples. Interesting turn the thread has been taking btw. :lol:

[Zee.]

I'm compatible with a tree.

[Niamh]

I'm compatible with a tree.

What Dori is a tree now? ( I can do organise that for you BTW. ;) just a small bit of faerie dust and a firm smack in the head, and you will have your tree! )

Now that will be telling you Pensy! :lol: Nah! its cause you guys are good friends that i paired ya!

[SleepyWitch]

my partner will have to do the dishes, clean the house, cook the food, keep my parents (mind me my father isn't that easy-going), not listen to the music with a volume high, shouldn't fight, neither drink nor smoke (or get beaten by me if does any of those), bear my loquacity and craziness and then my abrupt silence and well the list goes on....


hey, that sounds a lot like my boyfriend :D

[Cat_Brenners]

Only two couples so far? hmmmm....I'm thinking
Cat

[formality hater]

Oh wow Pensive, you really have a knack for this sort of thing(and believe me, you are good too), maybe you can adopt it as a profession sometime later in your life!:)

[Pensive]

There is a problem. We have too many females to match amongst so few male-members. Will platonic female couples be acceptable for you guys? :lol:


hey, that sounds a lot like my boyfriend

And I always thought such men were non-existent! :D



Oh wow Pensive, you really have a knack for this sort of thing(and believe me, you are good too), maybe you can adopt it as a profession sometime later in your life!:)

Indeed, I might actually have it inherited. One of my grandmother's suggested match got divorced and another lived all her life complaining about her husband and in-laws. But then again perhaps the best matches for a match-maker are those that get broken soon so you get a chance to re-match them once more. Sweet, isn't it? Breaking and joining. Joining and breaking. None of my ancestors (as far as I know) were 'professional' matchmakers though. Thanks for the idea. :p

[subterranean]

Oh, I miss this part of the forum...the fun babblings :D

[Alexei]

I want in too :D (Sagittarius)

[Dori]

There is a problem. We have too many females to match amongst so few male-members. Will platonic female couples be acceptable for you guys? :lol:

Nah, just match each guy with a few women. :D :lol:

[kandaurov]

Man shortage? Count me in then. Virgo here.

Hope you don't mind my fetish for wigs. I know most you find it irresistible :brow: but I've still had a couple of unpleasant surprises. Man, some girls can get pretty hysterical over nothing.

[Niamh]

Come on pensy! Shock us all or send us into fits of laughter!
Capricorn here!

[Cat_Brenners]

Come on in guys. No one wants a shortage hehe.
Hugs, Cat

[Joreads]

Nah, just match each guy with a few women. :D :lol:

A bit of player here I think girls.

How many girls would you like Dori?:D

[kiz_paws]

Wheels are spinning, but where are the hearts?? :p

[Zee.]

A bit of player here I think girls.

How many girls would you like Dori?:D





Lord, sounds as though we are all in a brothel.

[Dori]

A bit of player here I think girls.

How many girls would you like Dori?:D

Me? A player?! That's preposterous! :lol:

I was only saying that being able to choose between several matches would be ideal. :D

[Joreads]

Me? A player?! That's preposterous! :lol:

I was only saying that being able to choose between several matches would be ideal. :D


Sorry.

So you want a selection to select from then?

[Virgil]

Lord, sounds as though we are all in a brothel.

Match maker, pimp, aren't they synomous? :lol:

[Zee.]

:D

Cupid

[Joreads]

:D

Cupid

I agree just trying to help out.

No money is changing hands right?:p

[Dori]

Sorry.

So you want a selection to select from then?

Don't be sorry! :D

Yes, that would be ideal. :D

[Zee.]

Jo you silly peanut, why you saying sorry for?

[Joreads]

Don't be sorry! :D

Yes, that would be ideal. :D

Ok we are on to it. Gorgous I assume and very romantic would be ideal - Doir got you covered;)

[Virgil]

I agree just trying to help out.

No money is changing hands right?:p

No but I sense that Dori is offering. Put your wallet away Dori. :p

[Pensive]

Okay guys, here the moment comes for which you have been waiting for long (I hope it doesn't cause much disappointment. Or wait do I hope the vice-versa just as any match-maker might? :p) Now when it comes to the following matches, let me tell you, I have basically considered three things:

1. My intuition
2. Zodiac signs (what they say about the compatibility according to MY book). And those whose birthdays weren't listed, I considered for them only the other two factors
3. My personal study of their character

And obviously my magical crystal ball has a great say into all this affair. :p

My intuition:
just a feeling (can be with no logical reason behind)

Zodiac signs:
At first let us examine this list:

Gemini: Air
Aries: Fire
Taurus: Earth
Aquarious: Air
Cancer: Water
Leo: Fire
Virgo: Earth
Libra: Air
Scorpio: Water
Sagittarius: Fire
Capricorn: Earth
Pisces: Water

Looking at the disposition of Zodiacs we have come to the following conclusions specifically:

Sagittarius and Aries having fire as their element and fiery disposition can never go with Cancer and Scorpio who have water as their element.

Gemini, Aquarious and Libra who have air as their element will be most suitable for Taurus, Virgo and Capricorn having earth as their element and Aries, Leo and Sagittarius who have fire as their element.

My personal study of members:
Only done through people's posts or their personal litnet profile. For those members I don't know/hardly know at all (i.e. haven't come across their posts mostly) I have considered the other two factors.

----

Dori and Bakiryu (Dori, it's the time you learn of women one is enough :p)
Aimus and Nightshade (intuition, intuition!)
Niamh and Kilted Exile (Do I need to say why?)
TheInsomniac and sprinks (It's for you to guess :p)
Lote Tree and LadyW (whenever you have finished off Lote, you can come up here once again to be re-matched :p)
johann cruyff and andave ya (This time, it's not opposite attracts....)
MattG and limajean (am waiting for the hate-mail from Dori :p)
Madhuri and OZEED (intuition!)

Now my apologies to those I have missed (going through these ten pages wasn't a very easy job :D) and to those I have disappointed. :p

AND I haven't been bribed. :lol:
Now that I am done through some more, before I come up with any other proposals (disappointments?), you guys can continue with the fun. :)

[Niamh]

Dori and Bakiryu (Dori, it's the time you learn of women one is enough :p)
Pmsl! you tell him Pensy!

Aimus and Nightshade (intuition, intuition!)
i would have done the same...*hides*

Niamh and Kilted Exile (Do I need to say why?)
Eh... yeah... i think you do need to say why! :lol:

[sprinks]

TheInsomniac and sprinks (It's for you to guess :p)

Funnily enough he is an Aries :p. Scorpio and Aries aren't meant to get along. Saying that though, most of my relatives and closest friends are Aries! :p. So that says a lot for that theory. I don't mind that match at all :p. He's a great guy. Sadly, his heart belongs to someone else! :p :lol:
(and I still want to know why!! Guessing is hard :(:p)

[andave_ya]

johann cruyff and andave ya (This time, it's not opposite attracts....)


haha! you know, although we're on each others friends lists, i don't think i've said more than ten words to him at one go....but...I think he's cute...

[LadyW]

Lote Tree and LadyW (whenever you have finished off Lote, you can come up here once again to be re-matched :p)

Lote's not visited the Forum for a while... shame.
I wonder where he got to.

:rolleyes:

[sprinks]

I think he's cute...
so do I! :p. I owned up to thinking that in the litnet crush thread! :lol: :D

[Niamh]

I love the way pensy skipped off after posting this and hasnt been back. :p she must know we have questions :goof:

[sprinks]

:lol: Yeah. I don't mind why she stuck me with him, I'm just curious to know how people think! I want to know why!!

[Nightshade]

Aimus and Nightshade (intuition, intuition!)

i would have done the same...*hides*
:
Are the two of you after getting me murdered? [I]*goes into hiding from opti*

Niamh and Kilted Exile (Do I need to say why?)
I actually like this matc :p good people the two of you !


(am waiting for the hate-mail from Dori :p)Haha :lol: and I think limagene may be after you for giving dori awa ! :brow:

[Zee.]

This is very interesting.

[kilted exile]

Eh... yeah... i think you do need to say why! :lol:

Yeah, I would like to hear the thought process too - however could've been paired with a lot worse people, I fully subscribe to the song lyrics "In Dublin's fair city, where the girls are so pretty" yet to meet an unnattractive Dublin girl.

[Cat_Brenners]

I didn't get paired so I will go hide my ugly face with a sack lol.
Hugs, Cat

[Zee.]

A lot of people didn't get paired.

[NickAdams]

I didn't get paired so I will go hide my ugly face with a sack lol.
Hugs, Cat

Make sure you cut a breathing hole; I made that mistake once.:blush:

[Bakiryu]

Dori and Bakiryu (Dori, it's the time you learn of women one is enough :p)

:lol: :blush: methinks that wouldn't work....

[Cat_Brenners]

Thanks Nick....I will remember that lol.
Hugs, Cat

[Dori]

:lol: :blush: methinks that wouldn't work....

I'm inclined to agree; however, I'm curious as to why you think this. :D

[librarius_qui]

So you two really are meant to be, huh? ;)

No doubt: I know them well enough to be responsible for it:

Insomniac & LadyW

:nod:

Haha!


Libri*
:crash:


I don't see any matches lol. I don't know anyone well enough to put a match here yet but will come back later.
Hugs, Cat

He will appear, miss Brenners! ... Be patient!

[Niamh]

Yeah, I would like to hear the thought process too - however could've been paired with a lot worse people, I fully subscribe to the song lyrics "In Dublin's fair city, where the girls are so pretty" yet to meet an unnattractive Dublin girl.
I think i'll take that as a compliment. :p Although i'm not to sure about the lot worse bit! :D But you are right it could have been a lot worse! At least your scottish :lol:

As for the unattractive Dublin girls bit... dont come here, you will be sorely disapointed by the amount of us!

[TheInsomniac]

No doubt: I know them well enough to be responsible for it:

Insomniac & LadyW

:nod:

Haha!


Anything could happen :)

[Niamh]

Anything could happen :)

Yeah...maybe Lote will come back and steal her away from you!
Lets hope that doesnt happen! :p

[LadyW]

Yeah...maybe Lote will come back and steal her away from you!
Lets hope that doesnt happen! :p
:lol:!

[kilted exile]

I think i'll take that as a compliment. :p Although i'm not to sure about the lot worse bit! :D But you are right it could have been a lot worse! At least your scottish :lol:

As for the unattractive Dublin girls bit... dont come here, you will be sorely disapointed by the amount of us!

You should take it as a compliment. You are an attractive woman (doesnt matter if you disagree), with awesome eyes & a great devilish grin

[Niamh]

You should take it as a compliment. You are an attractive woman (doesnt matter if you disagree), with awesome eyes & a great devilish grin

:blush:
I dont know what to say...Thanks. That was sweet.
Oh and by the way... not joking bout the scottish bit. Might as well be nice back and admit i love the scottish accent... and scotland in general (but i'm sure you know that!)

[kilted exile]

and scotland in general (but i'm sure you know that!)

Course, no-one in their right mind doesnt like Scotland;)

hope i didnt make you blush too much

[librarius_qui]

Course, no-one in their right mind doesnt like Scotland



Scotland does happen to be very popular ... Irish women have better reputation though.


:crash:

[Cat_Brenners]

Sitting and twiddling my fingers waiting soooo patiently lol
Hugs, Cat

[Niamh]

Cat i'm matching you with lib (till the matchmaker comes back!!)
there a match!

[Scheherazade]

Scotland does happen to be very popular ... Irish women have better reputation though.


:crash:Irish accent is sw-eeeeet!

[MattG]

MattG and limajean (am waiting for the hate-mail from Dori :p)


I could call her sweetheart and she could call me gramps!
:lol:

[Zee.]

I'm still surprised I got matched with Matt

[*Classic*Charm*]

Yeah, because we all know you and Dori are meant to be


Everyone together now:

"Awwwwwww" :D

[eyemaker]

any available match? :lol:

[Joreads]

Yeah, because we all know you and Dori are meant to be


Everyone together now:

"Awwwwwww" :D

Awwwwwwww

[Cat_Brenners]

Lib huh? Hi Lib.
Cat

[Niamh]

Irish accent is sw-eeeeet!

Which one though?:D

[Pensive]

I could call her sweetheart and she could call me gramps!
:lol:

:crash:

Oh my! Thought you were a teenager. :p
Damn it, now I wonder why my magical crysbal ball was turning all black and grey on this match! (never got such an error before :lol:).

As for Niamh and kilted, what can be better than a match between an Irish woman and a Scotsman (plus you guys were one of your age group :lol:). Plus I thought you were good friends! :p

And sprinks, I saw your photo and the photo of your match too, just thought it would make a cute couple. You know the inituition. :p

[TheInsomniac]

Just a heads up Pensive, I can handle more than one lady. ;)

[MattG]

:crash:

Oh my! Thought you were a teenager. :p
Damn it, now I wonder why my magical crysbal ball was turning all black and grey on this match! (never got such an error before :lol:).


Well limabean and I are kindred in spirit at least. We're both rather devilish and she's not as innocent as you all think. :D

In fact that blackness in your crystal ball is nearly all due to her and her impish indiscretions.

[librarius_qui]

Sitting and twiddling my fingers waiting soooo patiently lol
Hugs, Cat

I wish I could solve your ... erm ... problem; sorry, I can't. Would you like a camomila tea, at the LitNet Counter (group)? I work there, here ...

[kilted exile]

Which one though?:D

Well definitely not the Northern Irish accent, it is too hard to seperate from sectarian ranting by a (too) prominent paisley



As for Niamh and kilted, what can be better than a match between an Irish woman and a Scotsman (plus you guys were one of your age group :lol:). Plus I thought you were good friends! :p


You didnt factor in the fiery celtic blood though, I'd be dead in a week:p

[librarius_qui]

Cat i'm matching you with lib (till the matchmaker comes back!!)
there a match!


Lib huh? Hi Lib.
Cat

Oh no! ... I hadn't seen this! ... Whatever Niamh says, must be considered ... They say she's an authentic Irish fairy! :bawling:

Which means you'll have to be very very, even more patient than before ... Lets not hurry here!

I can't fall in love (again) in such a short interval (last time was november, I've just got cured of that! ...). I'd die, you know?! :bawling:

[Cat_Brenners]

I will be gentle Lib lmao
Hugs, Cat

[sprinks]

And sprinks, I saw your photo and the photo of your match too, just thought it would make a cute couple. You know the inituition. :p

:lol: okay cool, I can deal with that :D

[TheInsomniac]

I am most handsome.

[Niamh]

Well definitely not the Northern Irish accent, it is too hard to seperate from sectarian ranting by a (too) prominent paisley
*shudders at thought of paisley type accent*.Not a big fan on northern Irish accents me, although i do like the monaghan and sometimes the donegal accents.

You didnt factor in the fiery celtic blood though, I'd be dead in a week:p

I'm only about 2/3 celt so you may be lucky enough (or unlucky enough) to survive. :p:D

[Nightshade]

What happened to the old bah humbug! routine kilted? Have you turned mushy in you old age? *gasp* :goof: ;) :p

[1n50mn14]

I'm too weird for all y'all. ;)

[librarius_qui]

So, what do you do when people find your match? ...

:lol:


At least somewhere people do find her for me, 'cause, y' know ... In real life, there's noone available ever! :( :bawling:

I will possibly survive ... :D


Libri*

[kilted exile]

What happened to the old bah humbug! routine kilted? Have you turned mushy in you old age? *gasp* :goof: ;) :p

No, I'm still all bah humbug. Still opposed to sappy nonsense & dont think I have posted anything sappy (just an honest opinion).

[Nightshade]

No, I'm still all bah humbug. Still opposed to sappy nonsense & dont think I have posted anything sappy (just an honest opinion).
Bah ! lies! You have abandoned your post man and Im the only one left pickieting the gereal mushiness we ( and by we I mean the forums in general) seem to routinley slide into!

ah well the banana agrees with me dont you banana? :banana:

[Niamh]

ah well the banana agrees with me dont you banana? :banana:

:lol: http://i249.photobucket.com/albums/gg224/mjtslp/laughinghard.gif

[Nightshade]

Hey don't you laugh at us we are going to run off and get married at the north pole ( as far away from penguins as you can get!) aren't we banana :banana:
see he agrees, don't you banana :banana:

[Niamh]

http://i169.photobucket.com/albums/u201/sagresta/Greenlaughingsmilie.gif

[kilted exile]

Ok, night just to keep you happy


Bah humbug, this is a load of sentimental twaddle, love hmpf its just a chemical imbalance - easily curable with a little medication (I prescribe Vitamin Alkyhol)

[Nightshade]

:D Now Im happy, thankyou kilted and just for that I am willing to give you a slice of cheesecake! :D
You may resume former mushiness :D

[papayahed]

OKAY, the new hot couple of litnet:

Nightie and Dancing Banana!!!


Nightie and Banana sitting in a tree.....
K-I-S-S-I-N-G
First comes love then comes Marriage
then comes Nightie in a baby carriage

[Niamh]

:lol:!

[sprinks]

:lol: I love you guys :lol:. You make me laugh so much :lol::lol:

[Nightshade]

OKAY, the new hot couple of litnet:

Nightie and Dancing Banana!!!


Nightie and Banana sitting in a tree.....
K-I-S-S-I-N-G
First comes love then comes Marriage
then comes Nightie in a baby carriage

What is with the regression, surley it should be with? :confused:
Sticks and stones your just jealous because Nana loves me more :p :lol:!!!
:banana:

[Niamh]

Dear oh dear nightie! beinf awfully covetous of the banana now arent we! ;)

Ah nutz! now the Adverts on litnet are trying to match me! :lol: Just got a matchmaking site as a banner ad! :lol:

[Nightshade]

hehehe :lol: the adverts have left me alone!!!

[Niamh]

Yes instead its me who is getting singlemuslims.com and i'm not even muslim

[Nightshade]

OOh that wasnt the sight I used to get! or is it? hummmmm:D

[Niamh]

OOh that wasnt the sight I used to get! or is it? hummmmm:D

Eh... not sure... cant say i remember...

*edit to Add* oh great!!! now i got a dublin based literature related matching site advertising to me! :rolleyes:

And i Quote


Serious Partner Near You
Find a partner in Dublin with a passion for literature on PARSHIP

[grace86]

:lol: Rarely now do I sit and read all the posts in a given thread. But I must say I read all of these and I have been cracking up. Nightie...good luck to you and Nana...I wish you all the best in your future together!

And Papaya...lol I hadn't seen you around in awhile! But, I've not been around either.

I love some of the matches on here! You guys make me laugh!

I wanna play too! Guys only please! I'm an Aquarius. Gracie needs a match! :) I'm gonna think of some of you all who need matches too hehe...

[Cat_Brenners]

Hi all....hi Lib.....was I gentle enough? lmao
Hugs, Cat

[librarius_qui]

Hi all....hi Lib.....was I gentle enough? lmao
Hugs, Cat

You are a patient girl, all right. I wish you weren't so young, and that you lived across the street ...

:bawling:


:sick:

[Zee.]

Match maker, match maker, make me a match!

;) bahahahaha.

[Cat_Brenners]

You wound me Lib. I'm the old age of 30. Been there and done that. lmao
Hugs, Cat

[NickAdams]

You wound me Lib. I'm the old age of 30. Been there and done that. lmao
Hugs, Cat

You look like you're an undergrad. What's your secret?

[eyemaker]

I need a match:p... I'm desperate:D :lol:

[Emil Miller]

I need a match:p... I'm desperate:D :lol:

I don't understand what you are waiting for Eyemaker. You recently sent a picture of yourself with two gorgeous girls in the background. Philipino girls here in the UK are invariably lovely and you have many more to choose from at home. It seems to me that you can't be desperate. Go out and catch one.

[librarius_qui]

You wound me Lib. I'm the old age of 30. Been there and done that. lmao
Hugs, Cat

Will you marry me? :)

(I'm not serious about it ... We don't even know each other. Besides, LitNet isn't Vegas :D )

Anyway, you certainly look younger! :nod:

Still, you don't live across the street :( Noone's perfect ... (And I'm even less perfect than you, believe me!) (You're almost perfect, actually! Besides you not living nearby ... And myself not knowing your religion ...)

Good thing would it be, if things were easy, aye?

But I'm completely straying, here ... This thread isn't exactly about getting married. I ... Have to say that I'm kind of a little desperate myself ... :(

But you must have noticed that already ... :bawling:


:sick:


Libri*

[maraki16]

god, how did i miss this thread???:eek:
pensive i am virgo ascendant virgo/libra. will you make me a match?
so how many couples do we have already?
libri you haven't told me the good news!!!what kind of friend are you? shame on you!lol!
about the others, well, i am a bit confused.....but anyway, i am sure you would all be great together, all the underaged members, no matter with whom you would be officially matched!:lol:
pensive i am waiting for my match!

[librarius_qui]

god, how did i miss this thread???:eek:
pensive i am virgo ascendant virgo/libra. will you make me a match?
so how many couples do we have already?
libri you haven't told me the good news!!!what kind of friend are you? shame on you!lol!
about the others, well, i am a bit confused.....but anyway, i am sure you would all be great together, all the underaged members, no matter with whom you would be officially matched!:lol:
pensive i am waiting for my match!

Poor Cat ... I can't even say I left in the altar ... Subject ran cold, and people kind of forgot it.

Actually, I should propose you, ye know? (I hardly know Cat, but we're good friends ... But, then, what's love? There's a thread on this, ev'ry now and again ...)

But, well, let LitNetters decide.

[Zee.]

I think if people were to be rematched, it would change. Without a doubt.

[shortstoryfan]

I have a gay crush on someone, but I can't say who.

[librarius_qui]

I think if people were to be rematched, it would change. Without a doubt.

Do you think? Why?

[Zee.]

Can't say much for all shall be revealed. And secrets must remain secrets.
But i've noticed some little things and I just think if we were to be rematched, or if we were to rematch ourselves - the change would be significant

[librarius_qui]

Well, that's all right. After all ... it's just a "writing place". (Almost) Nothing's touchable here. Besides ... feelings.

What would Plato think of it? ... Internet :alien:





( :crash: )





:bawling:
L#

the girl for me is probably one who writes honest verses~


but anyway, i am sure you would all be great together, all the underaged members, no matter with whom ...

Yeah, ... I *should* think about this! A lot of ye are underage.

& I don't like the idea of leaving a woman behind. Even less a young widow!
Blimey ...

and one who will be "robbed" from her family. after all, I *am* somewhat (very) Roman, myself.--

[maraki16]

haha!!! you are such a gentleman!!! well, i am waiting for my match.... pensy come on do something! well, yes, the truth is libri that you know me considerably well. what can i say? my soul is like an open book! hey, what is your zodiac sign by the way?:blush:
you know guys, i think we should start making matches on our own....i don't think we know everyone here in order to be able to think of a match for him.
lima why do you say you would re match yourselves with different people? did the date go wrong?:lol:

[Pensive]

you know guys, i think we should start making matches on our own....

That's a great idea!
So maybe we can start with you? :p

[maraki16]

haha! you say i should pick a guy that i think is suitable for me? but still, i had the hope that you would give me your opinion since you are the matchmaker here! and i think you have made some good matches!

[Lily Adams]

Dis is so sewious!

[Virgil]

You poor women. There are 2 women to every man here on lit net. :D

[Joreads]

You poor women. There are 2 women to every man here on lit net. :D

Woman usually share better than men anyway Virgil:lol:

[Virgil]

Woman usually share better than men anyway Virgil:lol:
Hmm, and men don't usually mind being shared. :D

[Delta40]

Who matches who on this thread? I'm frighteningly single btw and byte out of feare! I'm Sagittarius. Two women to everyman - sounds like a fantasy come true for some. There are those, however who prefer a good book.....

[jon1jt]

Who matches who on this thread? I'm frighteningly single btw and byte out of feare! I'm Sagittarius. Two women to everyman - sounds like a fantasy come true for some. There are those, however who prefer a good book.....

And there's at least one guy here who thinks he's in the middle of writing the next great American novel about love. ;)


I would say that the cupid of this thread would have to go to Pensive, or Virgil. :p

[maraki16]

sagittarius delta? i think we should find you either a leo or an aries...that would be a great match!

[maraki16]

oh, and there is no specific person here who makes the matches. you can match whoever you want, even yourself!

[librarius_qui]

And there's at least one guy here who thinks he's in the middle of writing the next great American novel about love. ;)


I would say that the cupid of this thread would have to go to Pensive, or Virgil. :p

(Even Niamh made her efforts as a cupid ...)

:D

[formality hater]

Indeed, I might actually have it inherited. One of my grandmother's suggested match got divorced and another lived all her life complaining about her husband and in-laws. But then again perhaps the best matches for a match-maker are those that get broken soon so you get a chance to re-match them once more. Sweet, isn't it? Breaking and joining. Joining and breaking. None of my ancestors (as far as I know) were 'professional' matchmakers though. Thanks for the idea. :p

Oh now come on, one should never dwell on the doings of their ancestors, although learning from them is great. Who knows you might have been inherited with the recessive allele for it(the good one, you know;) ), and as I see more of your talent, I am becoming sure!:thumbs_up

[Equality72521]

Haha, this thread is too hilarious.

[maraki16]

come on pensive....it is valentine's day! the perfect day for matches!

[SleepyWitch]

hey, Pensy, who's my match? ah well, I'm not desperate

[Remarkable]

It's past Valentine's Day here,so could I get a reward for being patient:p?I didn't complain,so I guess the march maker can find someone of a person as quiet as me:D?

[librarius_qui]

It's past Valentine's Day here,so could I get a reward for being patient:p?I didn't complain,so I guess the march maker can find someone of a person as quiet as me:D?

by the way, are you a he or a she? ... :D haha!

[maraki16]

she is a girl!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! libri, remarkable is a girl! i am not quite sure about her age, but if she is not underage, i think i could make a match......;) so, let's see.......:idea: of course, of course, why not?:D remarkable and librarius would make a nice and peaceful match!

[formality hater]

Here is my match
Pensy and Taliesin


I second it, and as for the difficult conditions that Pensive mentioned, I think, one can find himself in far more hazardous scenarios. Who knows, it might be a fair price to pay!;)

[maraki16]

do you want us to make you a much formality?

[librarius_qui]

she is a girl!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! libri, remarkable is a girl! i am not quite sure about her age, but if she is not underage, i think i could make a match......;) so, let's see.......:idea: of course, of course, why not?:D remarkable and librarius would make a nice and peaceful match!

do we?! :eek: how come? ...

ay ... wow, do you think, Mary? Why? :D

[maraki16]

why, since you have not proposed me yet my dear friend, i should find you a bride;) since she admits that she is a person with patience and as i have understood she is calm, i think you would get along with each other pretty well!

[Remarkable]

she is a girl!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! libri, remarkable is a girl! i am not quite sure about her age, but if she is not underage, i think i could make a match......;) so, let's see.......:idea: of course, of course, why not?:D remarkable and librarius would make a nice and peaceful match!

Hehe,yep,I'm a girl:D!
Patient...Well,I am patient but I do get really,really,really angry about once in every six months.It's in my blood.I mean very angry:p...But otherwise I guess I can be nice:lol:.

Hmmmm,brides,eh?You Greek people are really great at fixing these things:p!

[a_little_wisp]

I want a match!!! :D I'm new, but I'd like one!!!

AQUARIUUUS.

[Bakiryu]

I wants a match :(

[librarius_qui]

why, since you have not proposed me yet my dear friend, i should find you a bride;) since she admits that she is a person with patience and as i have understood she is calm, i think you would get along with each other pretty well!

Oh blast! Check mate ... You're still waiting for me to propose you ... I'm .. sorry, Mary. I think I should .. -- but.

Anyway, that was a good stand! I defend the king with the .. ay bishop!

(You're a wonderful chess player -- even if you don't know that! --, I'd never have guessed!) :sick:

( :) )

[jon1jt]

I wants a match :(

I'd see Librarius if I were you. Rumor has it that he holds litnet's matchmaker secrets. :p

[Zee.]

My match has disappeared.

[Dori]

My match has disappeared.

Need another? ;)

[maraki16]

i am a good chess player? really? hey, where is pensive anyway?
remarkable, i don't think we greeks have a special education in making matches i assure you!:lol: it would be really cool but....anyway:D
so i think libri and remarkable would be a great match!
next?

[librarius_qui]

I'd see Librarius if I were you. Rumor has it that he holds litnet's matchmaker secrets. :p

If it is a she,
same way of life
& lives in Rio,

...

Apart from that, it's all academic~

Besides Maraki. She's a truly good friend.

[jon1jt]

If it is a she,
same way of life
& lives in Rio,

...

Apart from that, it's all academic~

Besides Maraki. She's a truly good friend.


Planes have been boarded. I hear you, my friend, yes. :p