In imitation of Rick

[Silas Thorne]

I know there's a thread already on bad poetry, but who can create a classic like this:

"House" from the episode 'Demolition' of the Young Ones

House, house, house
Oh, you are made of stone
But you are not alone
-Ly house!

[Silas Thorne]

Butter
you go well with toast
and jam,
but you know what you am
butter
not jam.
You are not a beagle
or a mitten
but butter
and you are yellow.