Pendragon
11-21-2008, 11:30 AM
Christmas Parody
Rudolph the red-nosed reindeer
Decided that he’d had his dose
Of all the other reindeer
Cracking jokes about his nose
So he looked up recipes for venison,
Bought him a shiny gun
Then he sat back and waited
For more insults to come…
One dark and dreary Christmas Eve
The reindeer gathered around to say:
“Hey! Rudolph your nose is so bright
You look just like a big stop light!”
Then how the reindeer scattered,
When the gun came into play
He had the market cornered on venison
When they opened on Christmas Day!
Pendragon
© 11/21/2008
Rudolph the red-nosed reindeer
Decided that he’d had his dose
Of all the other reindeer
Cracking jokes about his nose
So he looked up recipes for venison,
Bought him a shiny gun
Then he sat back and waited
For more insults to come…
One dark and dreary Christmas Eve
The reindeer gathered around to say:
“Hey! Rudolph your nose is so bright
You look just like a big stop light!”
Then how the reindeer scattered,
When the gun came into play
He had the market cornered on venison
When they opened on Christmas Day!
Pendragon
© 11/21/2008