Concpiracy: There is no Moon

[Taliesin]

We are happy to inform you that the Moon is just a myth. It is a hoax, done by government.

Read here for more info (http://www.revisionism.nl/Moon/The-Mad-Revisionist.htm)

[Miss Darcy]

WHAT?!
*Falls of chair laughing*

[R. Schmidt]

WHAT? No Irish Potato Famine?!?

[Helga]

ok I'm convinced

[Koa]

Uhm...ok...why not...why yes...

This reminds me of something I find really interesting, that is the theory that man never got to walk on the moon but it was all a show put up by the USA because of the cold war...and those who created these theory have proofs like the famous photos of i have some "mistakes", like the shadow is in the wrong place etc, to prove they are fake... I don't know, try to believe it for a second, isn't this possibility interesting somehow?
Or, like, I think it's more interesting to thing that there is NO form of life in the universe except on Earth, rather than believing in extraterrestrial beings... Think about it, only on Earth there was all the coincidence of conditions that allowed life...it's crazier than the idea of green men on Mars, in my view ;)

And yes this went off topic but since noone has gone off topic yet, I took care of doing it before it was too late :D (ah, old forum rules)

[Monica]

And the Earth is hollow. There exists two openings at the North and South Pole. There exists three worlds on our planet, the outer surface, where we live, the middle earth which purportedly is lined with many caverns, tunnels (made by someone), Inner Cities and people who live there and lastly the Inner Surface.
http://www.v-j-enterprises.com/holearth.html

[kilted exile]

Whilst we're talking about conspiracies, it's probably time to admit the truth - I was the gunman on the grassy knowl, however I missed.

[crisaor]

We are happy to inform you that the Moon is just a myth. It is a hoax, done by government.
Why would you be happy? :confused: ;)

[Stanislaw]

And apparently winnepeg does not exist either???

[Scheherazade]

So where does Sub live actually if the moon does not exist? She claims that she lives on the dark side of the moon.

[Stanislaw]

can't be winnepeg!

[Scheherazade]

Is that a fact or wish, Stan? ;)

[Stanislaw]

Oh, a fact, it states (on the same site) that winnepeg does not exist! :D

[baddad]

So....no moon......no winnipeg......definately a shooter (confession above) on the grassy knoll in Dallas!!!! Who to believe?? Next you'll be claiming that everything we see on television isn't real!!! ....my oh my oh my!!

[papayahed]

Good thing everything on the internet is real or I'd really be thrown for a loop.

[Bongitybongbong]

Good thing everything on the internet is real or I'd really be thrown for a loop.
Likewise *laughs at the....revolutionist and the stoner idea*

[Shea]

Lol!!! Someone once told me that the moon was hollow.

[subterranean]

Well you all should have realized it by now that this person who started this thread is not telling the truth ;).



So where does Sub live actually if the moon does not exist? She claims that she lives on the dark side of the moon.

[Jester]

hahaha, followed miss darcy out of my chair... i've heard the theory about the moon landing being fake, but that seems more plausible, about the moon not being real lets see,

hold on


big foot jsut walked by my window and godzilla is coming down the street.... ahhhhhhh RUN FOR YOUR LIVES!!!!

[Stanislaw]

any ways, I was talking to mothra earlier...and then this asteroid came... aliens down the street... Canada is warm... military intelligence...

heh heh heh, whats next! :D

[Miss Darcy]

Well, let's face it: if the moon doesn't exist, then we may as well say the Earth doesn't either, because (according to *one* theory) the Moon used to be part of the Earth, but broke off due to an asteroid...heh well that's more plausible than the moon not existing, anyway.

And what about all the other planets with moons? Do they not exist too? :D

(If the moon doesn't exist, then my username is definitely MR Darcy and there's some sort of problem with the set-up of the system because it refuses to show it that way.....;))

[Taliesin]

Well, MR Darcy and everybody else, you seem to be the typical example of a person who is easily fooled by the government. Next thing you say that you believe in the Sun hoax too. (you know, the ridiculous idea, that somewhere out there is a enourmous ball of fire that is also a therm nuclear reactor) We have tested - We threw some things at the Sun and their speed didn't change a bit. They fell back to the Earth. Also the overall idea seems silly. Has anybody been to Sun yet? - No - well there's your proof. The government made up a very clever lie that the Sun is too hot to land on, but there is a big gap in that theory - why didn't they land at night-time?

[Stanislaw]

But how would the astronauts be able to find it at nighttime??? :confused:

[Miss Darcy]

Take torches with them. :D

[Stanislaw]

but ofcourse, what a nave I am! :D

[Miss Darcy]

:D Which puts Shakespeare in mind...do you know how many variants he had of "knave"? For example, "absolute knave" and "incorrigible knave" among many, many others that I can't remember. ;)

But wait a sec. If the Sun's a hoax as well, what gives us light and warmth? A astronomical streetlamp suspended in mid-space? :D

Regards,

MR Darcy :lol:

P.S. Oh and is it also a hoax that the world is round? I mean, come on, what utter nonsense. It is so obviously flat........*fighting very hard...no...I managed. No smiley*

[Jester]

must be, i imagine that the earth is just slightly up a muddy bouncy road from teh highway of the universe otherwise wouldn't we see more aliens? i wonder how far apart the streetlamps are, and why for the life of me, i cannot seem to get on this high way, I want to go to alpha centauri!!!

[Miss Darcy]

--The person above me is not called Jester for nothing--
And the person below the person above me has almost forgotten that the thread subject is not "The Person Above Me" but "Conspiracy: There is no moon"....:D

[subterranean]

LOL, I think you mixed up this thread w/ the person above me thread..Or less you did that on purpose :razz:

[Miss Darcy]

And the person below the person above me has almost forgotten that the thread subject is not "The Person Above Me" but "Conspiracy: There is no moon"....

Yeah. Purpose. :D

P.S. How do you feel about living on something that doesn't exist? ;)

[Molko]

This theory is almost as crazy as that 'lizard' theory...Has anyone heard of that?

[Miss Darcy]

Nope, but I have of the "goat" theory, apparently able to be proved by propositional logic. Thus.

The Logical Proof:

The proposition "Everything is a Goat" is either true or not true.
If it is false, then it's opposite must be true.
The opposite of "everything" is "nothing", which give us the proposition "Nothing is a Goat".
Now, this statement is clearly false, for goats certainly exist - we have all seen them. This means that it's opposite must be true.
Therefore, "Everything is a Goat" must be a true statement.

Go figure. ;)

Miss Darcy

[subterranean]

LOL ...yeah if the below is true..then I must be a goat LOL...and Miss Darcy, you are too..a goat...the one which can play violin...:lol:



The Logical Proof:

The proposition "Everything is a Goat" is either true or not true.
If it is false, then it's opposite must be true.
The opposite of "everything" is "nothing", which give us the proposition "Nothing is a Goat".
Now, this statement is clearly false, for goats certainly exist - we have all seen them. This means that it's opposite must be true.
Therefore, "Everything is a Goat" must be a true statement.

Go figure. ;)

Miss Darcy

[baddad]

But....wouldn't the opposite of "Everything is a goat.", look like this, "Everything is NOT a goat." And wouldn't this latter statement thus be true???

*yawn*

[Molko]

Hmm...interesting, lol. My friend once met this man that told her that on this Earth were a bunch of reptilian people and she had been chosen to save the human race from them. Apparently, when she turns 21 she will be able to jump across the 4 dimensions...At first we thought this guy was absolutely loony, but then we looked it up on the internet. A whole following of people believe that there are reptilian species disguised as humans on earth. Type reptilian agenda into yahoo and you should find a website dedicated to that theory

[subterranean]

If everything is NOT a goat...then what happen to the REAL goat???

:lol:



But....wouldn't the opposite of "Everything is a goat.", look like this, "Everything is NOT a goat." And wouldn't this latter statement thus be true???

*yawn*

[baddad]

EVERYTHING......is not a goat. Which implies that some things are goats.....but no, I have no idea where the goat actually is....but I have eaten goat.....among other things.....

[Adelheid]

Very funny! Can't you people SEE the moon with your eyes every night? It exists! It doesn't take a lot of faith to believe something you can see! haha!

[Miss Darcy]

Well, I have rather bad eyes, but...:D You see, that's the whole point of the "hologram" thing, to create the illusion of a moon. Rather expensive venture, though, I must say....:lol:

Yours etc

Mr Darcy ;)

[Adelheid]

Come on! Addressing: All the Christians out there, or at least those who believe what the Bible says, we know that there is a moon out there!

[Miss Darcy]

*Confused* Does the Bible say there is a moon? I thought it was written long before Galileo...

[Adelheid]

In Genesis, it says that God created the sun moon and stars on the fourth day.

[Miss Darcy]

Ooh. What did he do till then? And by what are we measuring "days"? A day is simply the time one full rotation of a planet takes.

[byquist]

Re last couple of posts, Ps. says something like, "When I consider the moon, the sun and the stars, what is man that Thou art mindful of him, and the Son of man that Thou visitest him? Thou hast made him a little lower than the angels." Hamlet (ie. Shakespeare) certainly took a look at that verse when writing "What a piece of work is man ..."

Cyano de Bergerac has a whole scene about the moon when he delays the bad-guy, de Guiche, explaining how he fell from the moon.

Don't two sweethearts sit and talk about the moon late in Merchant of Venice? Maybe not.

Caliban is also called, "mooncalf" isn't he?

It follows therefore in logic, there must be a moon.

[Miss Darcy]

Bravo to Byquist! (With no sarcasm intended...) Logical literary proof for the moon. My respects. :)

[amuse]

oh, and don't forget Rogers and Hammerstein's The Sound of Music, when the nuns sing "...how can you hold a MOOOOONbeam in your hand?"
*rolling off the chair laughing

[Adelheid]

"Hooray for Foofoo, King of the Moon-calves!" :lol: By the gang of bad people in the Prince and the Pauper.

[Miss Darcy]

All I can comment is...

Gee whiz, mate! :lol:

P.S. My hundredth post! Galloping kangas! ;)

[Adelheid]

Wow! Congrats to you!!! :lol:

[Miss Darcy]

Yes well...*grumpily* Now I have to get up to 200.

:D

"This is very midsummer madness!" - Shakespeare, Twelfth Night. Nothing to do with the moon, but meh, thought I'd say it anyway. :lol:

[wilbur lim]

The Moon does not exist?It is literally a gibberish perception!

[metal134]

All good theories, but let's talk about the biggest hoax of all; existence. We don't even really exist, it's all an elaborate scheme.

[weltanschauung]

do i get to post actual conspiracies? or just novelty ones :P
because the US really never landed on the moon
and the world trade center was a total conspiracy
and the ebola, chicken flu, anthrax also
the economcic crisis
the gulf war
the second bush election
the ...

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