Favorite pick up line!

[Equality72521]

Haha, I don't exactly know if this is appropriate, but I always find these funny.

I think one of the funniest one's I have ever heard was in my high school when this guy walked up to a girl in his class and said "come here often". It was just hilarious!

Others?

[TheInsomniac]

Only a few will get this one ^_^

√-1) 2-2sinθ ∫du
√-1) = i
2-2sinθ = cardiod graph (heart)
∫du = u



and


I wish I was your derivative so I could lie tangent to your curve.

[Virgil]

Congratulations! You have just been voted "Most Beautiful Girl In This Room" and the grand prize is a night with me!
:D

or


Help the homeless. Take me home with you.
:D

or


I have only three months to live. ..

or


Are those space pants? Cuz your @ss is out of this world!
:lol:

[mtpspur]

I have no favorites because NONE of them ever worked.:(

[LadyW]

I don't think I've ever used a pick-up-line.... well not intentionally :rolleyes:

About 4 years ago, I was in my science class doing a "practical," and we had to work in pairs. I just happened to be paired with this guy I'd liked all that year. Our task was to collect some form of bacteria from any area of the lab with a cotton bud and smear it into the Petri dish.

I found it really hard to talk to this guy without stammering and waffling on about the most ridiculous things. He suggested we put the cotton bud up the tap in order to collect the bacteria needed.

I agreed and then we were just silent, no one moved. So I composed myself, picked up the cotton bud, and said, "Sooo... shall we?" *I said this whilst making a very ambiguous motion with the cotton bud, which was move up and down and pushed through a hole made by my fingers.*

He looked at me like I'd just grown an extra head. It didn't click at first and then it dawned on me "Noooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo!"

[wessexgirl]

:blush::lol: Never mind. Did it get any better?

[B-Mental]

I like to use this long and elaborate one that I made up on the cuff...its based on a method of remembering someones name that my father taught me. After you meet someone you repeat their name to them. Then you tell them that your father always told you, "If you want to remember someone's name you repeat it to them, then ask them their name again and repeat it again." Anyways, if they take the hook, they will come back after you've wandered off, or you will need to manage to bump into them again. Ask them how things are going or a question, and use their name. When they comment that they didn't think you would remember you use the line..."Yeah, it works great with names, but it doesn't work on longer things. You'll have to write your number down."

[LadyW]

:blush::lol: Never mind. Did it get any better?

Thankfully, he just laughed at me, which was a relief. I spent the rest of that lesson with a face like a beetroot though :blush:
But he's now my best friend :) So I guess it did go well.

[TheInsomniac]

Remember back to one night i went clubbing with my friends... I walked up to this girl facing the wall in the corner, wearing jeans. I go 'hey baby, how would you like to spend a night in heavan?', at that instant HE turned around, a very feminine man, skinny and long blonde hair (possibly gay). Looks at me really wierd, with some sort of smirk on his face.

I turn and i walk away, not looking back at all. Friends laughed at me for that one :s

[pussnboots]

Remember back to one night i went clubbing with my friends... I walked up to this girl facing the wall in the corner, wearing jeans. I go 'hey baby, how would you like to spend a night in heavan?', at that instant HE turned around, a very feminine man, skinny and long blonde hair (possibly gay). Looks at me really wierd, with some sort of smirk on his face.

I turn and i walk away, not looking back at all. Friends laughed at me for that one :s

That is way too funny :lol::lol:

[LadyW]

Remember back to one night i went clubbing with my friends... I walked up to this girl facing the wall in the corner, wearing jeans. I go 'hey baby, how would you like to spend a night in heavan?', at that instant HE turned around, a very feminine man, skinny and long blonde hair (possibly gay). Looks at me really wierd, with some sort of smirk on his face.
I turn and i walk away, not looking back at all. Friends laughed at me for that one :s
:lol: Serves you right. That's such a terrible line...

[applepie]

My favorite was when a guy asked "Did you just fall from heaven, 'cause you must be an angel" to make it worse he did it right in front of my husband who was pushing our son in a stoller at the time. I was so embarassed, and I thought my hubby was going to have a fit:lol:

[AtomicCafe1]

creepy one: "hey babe! I'm followin' you home tonight!"

or... "accidentally" spill some water on designated person and say...."ooo, we better get you to my place and outta them wet clothes!"

[Virgil]

Oh these sound like real life examples. For the record, the one's I posted above are only jokes. I've never used pick up lines.

[bazarov]

Only a few will get this one ^_^

√-1) 2-2sinθ ∫du
√-1) = i
2-2sinθ = cardiod graph (heart)
∫du = u



:lol::lol:

OT - Once on my university I saw something similar (I can't draw it or write normally so I'll try to explain): integral of batman form zero to batman is Bruce Wayne! :lol:



Virgil, is the last one Dr House and poor Cuddy? :lol:

[TheInsomniac]

'nice shoes, wanna ****?' HASHDASH!!

[Sancho]

Good one!

Here's my favorite:

"Yeah, I'm incredibly rich...I'm into cardboard...Uh-huh...I bought at 2 cents a ton and sold at 4 cents a ton...I bought 2 tons of the stuff...Ah well, you do the math."

[Sarasvati21]

Some guy rattled off to me in German the other day, "Hello, young miss. You're looking very cold. Would you like to be lovers so we can keep each other warm?"

After he said it, he was like, "Please don't hit me!" :lol:

[Virgil]

:Virgil, is the last one Dr House and poor Cuddy? :lol:

I don't know, but it's been around.

[LadyW]

There are some chat-up lines that aren't even worthy of a response.
Sadly enough, this is a real life scenario.

Me: *Walking along minding my own business*

The unfortunate: "Oi love!"

Me: *turns head whilst walking onwards*

The unfortunate: "Nice legs, what time do they open?"

:brickwall Needless to say, I wasn't impressed.

[Virgil]

Oh how crude Lady W. Does anyone actually expect to get somewhere with such lines?

[LadyW]

Oh how crude Lady W. Does anyone actually expect to get somewhere with such lines?

Thinking about it, I'm not sure... it was a miracle I managed to distinguish what the creature was actually trying to communicate across to me :lol:
I will hazard a guess as to what the aim was though; he was stood with a couple of his friends and so I presume he was just "showing off."

[TheInsomniac]

There are some chat-up lines that aren't even worthy of a response.
Sadly enough, this is a real life scenario.

Me: *Walking along minding my own business*

The unfortunate: "Oi love!"

Me: *turns head whilst walking onwards*

The unfortunate: "Nice legs, what time do they open?"

:brickwall Needless to say, I wasn't impressed.

Hahaha, thats awsome!

[AtomicCafe1]

kind of similar....

"Hey babe, wanna know what the word of the day is? Legs.... spread the word."