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islandclimber
10-24-2008, 03:04 AM
ugh.. i feel like silhouettes ae breaking the lines of sanity... maybe i should jus shut up lol//
oh, by the way, this is for drunken moments of sincerity
when one says screw the world, i am superfluous hahaha
papayahed
10-24-2008, 07:32 AM
I love drunk posts!!
Scheherazade
10-24-2008, 09:25 AM
I love drunk posts!!Then you should make more of those! :D
Logos
10-24-2008, 10:34 AM
/me hugs islandclimber.. I hope you feel better in the morn...err.... whenever you wake up :p
Niamh
10-24-2008, 12:08 PM
Oh dear!
I'm sure i have a few drunk posts around here somewhere.......
islandclimber
10-24-2008, 03:46 PM
ugh.. i have a headache.. and it is so bright outside.. why can't it be a dark overcast day... or at least be night already..
My friend, who I hadn't seen in like 4 yrs called me about 2 hrs after I made that post, completely smashed, and I had to drive an hour and a half to pick her up, and then drive back up to my place to hang out.. and then I had to drive her back down a couple hours ago because when was asking me to come get her last night she conveniently forgot to tell me she had to work today! I have had like 1 hr sleep... this is awful.. good thing I stopped drinking early last night or that would have been a bad drive... 6 hrs of driving.. and hung over for most of it... ick..
thanks for the hug Logos :) .. makes me feel much better :p
papayahed
10-26-2008, 09:15 PM
Then you should make more of those! :D
as you requested...
hey why are boys so stupid, especially as they get older. If he can call me a redneck he should not be offended if i call him old, cause he is..:flare:
papayahed
10-26-2008, 09:20 PM
hey, isn't it weird to see people you know on TV? and they're not in handcuffs? hahahaha ok I'm kidding about the handcuffs. There was a show on the history channel that featured an interview with two people I know - weird. They actually know their stuff.
ok, so I'm watching a show about that family with the 17 kids. The oldest boy just got engaged and they cut to an interview with the mother who said something like saving the first kiss for the wedding is very special...what??? I can see the sex thing but the first kiss??? really?? wow.
papayahed
10-26-2008, 10:19 PM
and why do they always wear the old tyme dresses?
papayahed
10-26-2008, 10:47 PM
ok, so I'm watching a show about that family with the 17 kids. The oldest boy just got engaged and they cut to an interview with the mother who said something like saving the first kiss for the wedding is very special...what??? I can see the sex thing but the first kiss??? really?? wow.
doh! It's called "courtship" -
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Biblical_courtship
cool makes sense.
TheInsomniac
10-27-2008, 02:00 AM
I think we have a schizophrenic in here.
TheInsomniac
10-27-2008, 02:00 AM
I used to be schizophrenic..
but were ok now.
islandclimber
10-27-2008, 04:24 AM
hahaha..
yay papaya!
papayahed
11-05-2008, 01:10 AM
I live in a backassward state.
Shalot
11-05-2008, 01:15 AM
Shalot....out...................
*Classic*Charm*
11-05-2008, 03:00 AM
Hahaha Papaya you make me laugh. I love this drunk post idea. Ill probably use it often.
Not that I'm drunk often. I mean relatively. I'll use it often relative to how often I'm drunk. Because I have this charming habit of talking WAY too much when I'm drunk and then my friends get all kinds of information they never wanted and I never intended to give them, so here is where I will spout off embarrassingly. To people who don't know me. Yesss
Excellent idea, Islandclimber:) Hope you get some sleep! Hangovers suck
islandclimber
11-16-2008, 01:37 AM
why the hell do we have this crazy snowfall already.. so ridiculous.. although I coudl go jump in the snow in my surf shorts.. ooooooo, i can go drive up the valley and then snowboard down it, but there isn't that much snow so it might snow/grassboarding.. and how do I get my car agaaian???? hmmm.. I need like a giant slingshot to shoot me back up the valley after to my car... I really don't want to leave it at the top of the valley..
maybe I should just stick to dancing naked in the snow behind my palce.. I am sure the other condo owners will love it!! :D
islandclimber
11-16-2008, 01:39 AM
do you ever just feel like randomly singing along to songs you like at the top of your lungs.. last time I did that at 5am my neighbour came down to say she had to work in the morinning.. :blush: oops.. lesson learned, do not get super durnk, in a condo and sing at the top of your luungs on a monday night.. save it for friday!!! the day after the comments from all the people in the surrounding units are so great!!! hahah.. so we heard you singing gibberish last night!! hahaahha
islandclimber
11-16-2008, 01:48 AM
I remember when I was 18 at University of Calgaryy, getting really drunk at the campus bar one night,, ansd then as we were leaving my friend knocked over one of those bike locking stands by accidnt i think and it landed on my foot and broke threee of my toes... and so I was pretty drunk so instead of going to the hospital I hobbled around and I think we were stopping cabs picking up people from the bar and interviewing the cab drivers on a video camera.. not sure what about tho.. I just remember after about the third cab driver trying to shut his window on my fingers, running/ hobbling away from the campus security that came to give us ****.. I think I thought it would be funny to pretend to walk into a sign and hit my head, and freak everyone out, but what was the most embarassing part was I actually didn't just pretend, I was so drunk I walked right into the sign and knocked myself flat on my back! :blush: so embarassing the next day.. and the morning hungover with a shoe full of blood haha... and I still dididn;t go tot the doctor for a month.. my big toe is still kind of funky from that. hahah.. the knuckle is like round when I bend it.. so weird..
islandclimber
11-16-2008, 01:53 AM
and now it is time for me to shut up for a while... before I start saying more things I shouldn't.. ooHH I like this song!!!!! Dead Sound --- the raveonettes!!! so amazing.. isn't it strange how a song can change yaour mood completely.. like bored to whatever would be the oopposite of bored in no time at all (well like 2 or 3 seconds once you realize that a song you like is playing) .. I was kind of ambivalent in my drunkenness just a moment ago and then this song came on, and now I am a happy drunk.. time to go jump in the snow!!
Virgil
11-16-2008, 02:20 AM
:lol: I've never seen this thread before. What a pisser. :lol:
islandclimber
11-16-2008, 02:51 AM
WTF!!! so random.. so I am outside goofing around on the golf course behind my place.. kind of cold, you know the surf shorts and bare feet in the snow, well not the warmest appaarel in the world.. but, anyways back to the story, so all of a dudden this random bright green light flashes, lighting up the sky, and then again, and again.. I think it was like 3 or 4 times.. and I am just thinking wtf!!! lightning when it is belwo freezing?? that doesn't make sense, but I look over and the power in my condo in going on and off.. so what the heck were the green flashes?? power surges or something on the electrical box or lines or something.. I am confused..
oh, but playing in the snow half naked is amazing!!! so much fun.. and it feels so refreshing.. aaand now if i could only stopp shsivering.. everything would be perfect!!!
yay, another good song... "For a pessimist, I'm pretty optimistic"-- Paramore..
well I will be back soon.. back outside to try and catch some green lightss... maybe tis aliens hahaha
islandclimber
11-16-2008, 04:17 AM
oh.. man, I think I have hypothermia now.. I can't get warm.. hahahaha.. snow is just way too much fun to play in when underdressed.. but I am determined to get warm soon, because i think it should be aboitu that hour where I pass out... no more green flashes this time either which is just incredibly boring, but oh well, it has stopped snowing now.. I still have my fire going, but I am running out of wood now, and things to drink,.. :bawling: ohhhh.. so.. no.. I won't say that.. hmmm. I am at a loss for words it appaers.. :p
*Classic*Charm*
11-16-2008, 04:57 AM
I was so drunk I walked right into the sign and knocked myself flat on my back! :blush:
I did that once:blush::blush: I was texting a friend while walking home and landed on m back. And then I tried to tell her what I did, but I texted that I had walked into a svop sein so she had no idea what I was talking about.
islandclimber
11-16-2008, 05:28 AM
I did that once:blush::blush: I was texting a friend while walking home and landed on m back. And then I tried to tell her what I did, but I texted that I had walked into a svop sein so she had no idea what I was talking about.
That is so awesome! now we both get to be embarassed haha.. ;) sounds like you must have been a little tiny bit drunk.. walking into a stop sign and then calling it a "svop sein" hahaha.. :p
*Classic*Charm*
11-16-2008, 05:47 AM
That is so awesome! now we both get to be embarassed haha.. ;) sounds like you must have been a little tiny bit drunk.. walking into a stop sign and then calling it a "svop sein" hahaha.. :p
Extremely. That was a rough night. :blush:
islandclimber
11-16-2008, 06:02 AM
hahaha.. i had a night where I drank far far too much.. I think it was after commencement for graduating high school.. and so we had a huge party down at the river.. and I drank way way too much and well, I was walking back from the forest from going pee and all of sudden just fell flat on my face and passed out.. so my girlfriend of the time and my friend put me in a van, and my other friend was trying to pull me out the window by my foot as he was going to float me down the river and out to my island on a raft hahaha.. so my girlfriend I guess was pulling me back into the van by my arms haha.. and I was just like so out.. I didn't wake up for like 8-10 hrs.. ahaha had a nice bruise on my face from where I fell.. ahh the joys of being 18 and drinking too much haha..
Virgil
11-16-2008, 09:52 AM
I was so drunk I walked right into the sign and knocked myself flat on my back! :blush:
I've done that too, only thing I was completely sober. :lol:
papayahed
05-14-2009, 11:00 PM
Whoooo Hoooo, It took me so long to find this thread I forgot the brilliance I wanted to post.
librarius_qui
05-15-2009, 12:12 AM
(I never got drunk ..).
Once, a friend pulled half a bottle of wine on me, so as to win the chess matches more easily ... It makes no difference. He's much better than myself! Now, I use the strategy on him, once he .. likes to drink, and I don't.
My favourite drink is grape fanta!~
(I don't have to drink to admit that!)
subterranean
05-15-2009, 12:49 AM
Mods, the edit and delete functions in this thread must be deactivated. :D
Nightshade
05-15-2009, 06:20 AM
so let me get this straight, you get drunk and then randomly decide to hunt up this thread to record your drunkeness?
:goof:
subterranean
05-15-2009, 08:01 AM
Well, isn't that the thread starter's idea of having this 'drunken sincerity' thread? ;)
papayahed
05-15-2009, 08:06 AM
Mods, the edit and delete functions in this thread must be deactivated. :D
I agree.
so let me get this straight, you get drunk and then randomly decide to hunt up this thread to record your drunkeness?
:goof:
Sort of. I was posting to the normal threads when a brilliant thought popped into my head. I decided to post in this thread instead of the random thought thread because there was drunkeness involved.
:idea:
PoeticPassions
05-15-2009, 08:14 AM
what a brilliant thread, I just saw it now for the first time. Perhaps tonight I shall utilize it :D
1n50mn14
05-15-2009, 10:12 AM
Drunken sincerity part one:
I've always thought you were sort of overweight, anyway, and it's fine: I'll just spend four hundred dollars on a return ticket to Iowa to go see somebody who probably doesn't give a crap anyway.
Why is 'crap' acceptable to the filters, but not ****?
kilted exile
05-15-2009, 06:31 PM
so they say "hey drew wanna go set off fireworks on the pier tonight?" I'm like sure sounds like a riot to me just let me catch up with my old friend Mr Cuervo first. Happy May 24 weekend y'all
*Classic*Charm*
05-15-2009, 06:37 PM
so they say "hey drew wanna go set off fireworks on the pier tonight?" I'm like sure sounds like a riot to me just let me catch up with my old friend Mr Cuervo first. Happy May 24 weekend y'all
Hey! It is May 24 weekend! Happy Victoria Day! My evening will consists of my brother's engagement party at a bar downtown and some quality time with my friend Captain Morgan :D
Nightshade
05-16-2009, 07:07 AM
Ummm May 24 isnt until NEXT Sunday, or have I slept a whole week adn missed my finals?
papayahed
05-16-2009, 10:03 AM
Although these are rules for drunk dialing and texting I think theyt can be applied here as well:
http://www.facebook.com/home.php?#/group.php?gid=2210847816:
Shalot
05-16-2009, 02:36 PM
Oh this thread rocks! I forgot about this. I'll have to come back later when and share some of my pearls of wisdom
*Classic*Charm*
05-16-2009, 03:47 PM
Ummm May 24 isnt until NEXT Sunday, or have I slept a whole week adn missed my finals?
Haha, no, you are correct. Canada has a holiday called Victoria Day which was named on May 24th for her Birthday but it's always celebrated on the last monday on or before the 24th. The long weekend is referred to as May 24 Weekend, despite the fact that it often comes quite a bit before the actual day of May 24th.
Wow I just said May 24th a lot :eek:
Niamh
05-18-2009, 11:30 AM
this could be a very very dangerous thread for me... god only knows what stupid thing i could write in here when drunk.
subterranean
05-18-2009, 11:39 AM
this could be a very very dangerous thread for me... god only knows what stupid thing i could write in here when drunk.
Ditto!
Niamh
05-19-2009, 07:27 PM
Yep totally dangerous!
So went to a table quiz in the aussie bar in town...we won woohoo!
But word of advice... never let an aussie choose what vodka should go into a cosmo... eek!
imthefoolonthehill
05-23-2009, 03:08 AM
so, Tequila is terrible, right? (imho)
but Tequila mixed with Bailey's: not so terrible.
I feel like I could get into international diplomacy with this stuff.
My local grocer was out of Guinness. Can you believe it? I was stunned for a good 3 minutes. Just stood looking at the empty spot (in my heart).
So instead, i got mad dog 20 20. What a wonderful thing. cheap fortified whine.
papayahed
05-23-2009, 07:38 AM
So instead, i got mad dog 20 20. What a wonderful thing. cheap fortified whine.
:lol:
kilted exile
05-23-2009, 12:08 PM
Ah mad dog. Many a night is completely gone from the memory banks due to that stuff
JuniperWoolf
05-23-2009, 07:21 PM
so, Tequila is terrible, right? (imho)
but Tequila mixed with Bailey's: not so terrible.
I am very suprised to hear that.
1n50mn14
05-24-2009, 05:14 PM
New favorite drink: RollerSluts
This consists of A&W's rootbeer mixed with Captain Morgan's dark spiced rum. Or white, if you like. Amounts depend on how strong you like your drink. A dash of vanilla extract is optional.
I got super super drunk the other day, walked around downtown barefoot, brought a random girl back to the party and then proceeded to get naked and lose my bra, bike home in underwear, and puke all over my couch.
It was a great night. =)
JuniperWoolf
05-25-2009, 12:16 AM
Cranberry juice takes the vodka taste out of vodka, and vodka takes the cranberry juice taste out of cranberry juice. Sprite makes it bubbly. Good stuff.
imthefoolonthehill
05-25-2009, 12:41 AM
Cranberry juice takes the vodka taste out of vodka, and vodka takes the cranberry juice taste out of cranberry juice. Sprite makes it bubbly. Good stuff.
The only thing better than this when it comes to vodka, is to take koolaid powder and sugar, and add it directly to a flavored vodka until you can no longer taste the vodka. Granted, it is still as potent as ever, so be careful.
JuniperWoolf
05-25-2009, 01:22 AM
The only thing better than this when it comes to vodka, is to take koolaid powder and sugar, and add it directly to a flavored vodka until you can no longer taste the vodka. Granted, it is still as potent as ever, so be careful.
Wow, that sounds awesome. I really hope its as good as I'm anticipating. Which flavors go well together?
imthefoolonthehill
05-25-2009, 01:39 AM
watermelon flavored vodka, and tropical punch kool aid
NikolaiI
05-27-2009, 02:55 AM
miss you, islandclimber.
imthefoolonthehill
05-28-2009, 12:36 AM
this is the last of my current stock of Irish cream... good thing whiskey can still be taken plain.
papayahed
05-28-2009, 07:28 AM
watermelon flavored vodka, and tropical punch kool aid
They have watermelon flavored vodka???
I'm don't know about mixed drinks but we make a pineapple coconut rum jello shot that will knock your socks off.
imthefoolonthehill
05-28-2009, 01:20 PM
yeah, Smirnoff brand is the only type i've seen flavored such.
*Classic*Charm*
05-28-2009, 11:57 PM
New favorite drink: RollerSluts
This consists of A&W's rootbeer mixed with Captain Morgan's dark spiced rum. Or white, if you like. Amounts depend on how strong you like your drink. A dash of vanilla extract is optional.
I got super super drunk the other day, walked around downtown barefoot, brought a random girl back to the party and then proceeded to get naked and lose my bra, bike home in underwear, and puke all over my couch.
It was a great night. =)
:eek: THERE'S A REAL NAME FOR THAT?!?! I've been drinking Captain Mo's spied with Root Beer for AGES!! Hot damn, I should have named it myself!
Ooh Becca. Which downtown are we talking here? One could be significantly more dangerous than the other :rolleyes: Have fun getting the stains out :D
1n50mn14
05-29-2009, 12:36 AM
Hah, it's not a real name, we just made it up recently. It's such a gooood drink though!
I'm talking about our downtown. Haha. Luckily, I know most of the people you need to worry about, and those I don't are scared of the people I do know, as well as my boyfriend, :lol:. I've got my butt covered in case of emergency. Luckily, I have a variety of carpet sprays because I've got a puppy... the couch is fine. *thumbs up*
Mathor
05-29-2009, 12:47 AM
hahahaha Rootbeer and Captain Morgan. Oh my youth. And the vomiting. :rolleyes:
*Classic*Charm*
05-29-2009, 07:22 PM
Hah, it's not a real name, we just made it up recently. It's such a gooood drink though!
I'm talking about our downtown. Haha. Luckily, I know most of the people you need to worry about, and those I don't are scared of the people I do know, as well as my boyfriend, :lol:. I've got my butt covered in case of emergency. Luckily, I have a variety of carpet sprays because I've got a puppy... the couch is fine. *thumbs up*
Glad to hear it :D:D
hahahaha Rootbeer and Captain Morgan. Oh my youth. And the vomiting.
Be quiet you! You're still in your youth as much as I am! And speak for yourself: I don't vomit :p :D
imthefoolonthehill
05-31-2009, 02:04 AM
time for jeggermeister
imthefoolonthehill
05-31-2009, 02:10 AM
changed mind. water instead.
papayahed
06-05-2009, 08:38 PM
bump for nightie
Nightshade
06-05-2009, 08:41 PM
I was looking for it and couldnt see it
it was hidinging,....
I amm all higgldy piggdly I liek sugar super hyopers till I get to the fuxzyy shatge now my nose hurts.
I am gouing to sleep now
Night night from night people
bye byes
eh mYBE NOT th ant mans I hgave to move and I still have some tea and water left...
humm,mmm
hello
imthefoolonthehill
06-09-2009, 01:38 AM
I was looking for it and couldnt see it
it was hidinging,....
I amm all higgldy piggdly I liek sugar super hyopers till I get to the fuxzyy shatge now my nose hurts.
I am gouing to sleep now
Night night from night people
bye byes
eh mYBE NOT th ant mans I hgave to move and I still have some tea and water left...
humm,mmm
hello
*treasures*
imthefoolonthehill
06-25-2009, 02:01 AM
1 bottle of wine, one bottle of corona, 1/2 bottle of whiskey.
Singing: The supreme fascist loves all the little epsilons, all the epsilons in the world!
Niamh
10-06-2009, 06:30 PM
i may have had a few glasses of wine but! life is almost peachy.
And wine really is a wonderful pain killer! :p
papayahed
10-21-2009, 09:49 PM
Why is it that after a meal like fajitas I can still smell it 2 hours later?
papayahed
10-21-2009, 09:52 PM
Would you like a sample of my new parfume? It's called Olѐ'.
1n50mn14
10-21-2009, 10:11 PM
Entertaining drunken story of the month (this is not as good as usual, because normally I get drunk far more frequently in a month's span, and thus have more stories to choose from). My friend's 20th birthday, I am dressed all Flashdance in leotards, and get smashed on a bottle of vodka. I flirt all night, pick up a pretty dyke, have to head home without her due to my ex's good sense. I bicker with him along the way, feeling triumphant as I am drunk enough to be confrontational and he is drunk enough to be honest. I get upset with my shoes, because they have no laces and won't stay on my feet, kick them into the river, and carry on the hour's walk home BAREFOOT.
I sleep on top of the furnace vent, swathed in a fleece blanket, and am unable to go to work the next day as I am unable to even MOVE. (Alcohol poisoning, much?)
But I didn't puke, even once :D
papayahed
10-21-2009, 10:15 PM
But I didn't puke, even once :D
Giiiiiiiirrrrrllllll that's the problem. Make yourself throw up once or twice an d you're all good the next day.
One day I'll tell ya'll about the time at the baseball stadium stinking a finger down a friends throat to make her throw up so we could continue on to the party.
BibliophileTRJ
10-21-2009, 10:36 PM
Giiiiiiiirrrrrllllll that's the problem. Make yourself throw up once or twice an d you're all good the next day.
One day I'll tell ya'll about the time at the baseball stadium stinking a finger down a friends throat to make her throw up so we could continue on to the party.
That one is already posted in the Best/Worst tread. (CLASSIC story/post)
Best/Worst has long been my favorite thread on this site.... until I found this one (minutes ago)!!
I have a feeling that now I know it exists this will be the thread that receives the VAST majority of my posts!! I spend a lot of time in the bottle these days.
papayahed
10-21-2009, 10:41 PM
That one is already posted in the Best/Worst tread. (CLASSIC story/post)
Best/Worst has long been my favorite thread on this site.... until I found this one (minutes ago)!!
I have a feeling that now I know it exists this will be the thread that receives the VAST majority of my posts!! I spend a lot of time in the bottle these days.
Giiiiirrrrrrllllll why you gotta burst my bubble like that?????
(Good to see you Hot Stuff!!!!)
1n50mn14
10-21-2009, 10:42 PM
Giiiiiiiirrrrrllllll that's the problem. Make yourself throw up once or twice an d you're all good the next day.
One day I'll tell ya'll about the time at the baseball stadium stinking a finger down a friends throat to make her throw up so we could continue on to the party.
I don't actually get hungover, so that's not the issue. I just drank SO much that my blood alcohol content was probably about 20% :lol:. I had no headache, no upset tummy, no bleary eyes, I just... couldn't... move... without aching.
BibliophileTRJ
10-21-2009, 10:50 PM
Giiiiirrrrrrllllll why you gotta burst my bubble like that?????
Giiiiirrrrrrllllll you so drunk you startin' to repeat youself!
I'z jus sayin'!
This really is a great thread..... now I no longer have to wait till I sober up to make a coherent post. It's so liberating!
I hope I don't get banned for my upcoming besotted ramblings!!
p.s. I think I'm going to start all of my future posts with "giiiiirrrrrrlllll!"
papayahed
10-28-2009, 09:54 PM
I hope I don't get banned for my upcoming besotted ramblings!!
Save the most besotted for PMs:angel:
p.s. I think I'm going to start all of my future posts with "giiiiirrrrrrlllll"
Now that's what I'm talkin' about.:nod:
Now why is it that boys can't point out other cute boys? What's the big deal?
papayahed
10-28-2009, 09:57 PM
I know I've had a few cocktails but still!! How can my yahoo address book be f'ed
samercury
10-28-2009, 10:16 PM
I know I've had a few cocktails but still!! How can my yahoo address book be f'ed
It's Yahoo 'nuf said :p
papayahed
10-28-2009, 10:23 PM
It's Yahoo 'nuf said :p
That's true but how can the Y's be before the M's ???:goof:
samercury
10-28-2009, 10:28 PM
They are if you read the alphabet backwards or write a lowercase h upside down (...maybe)
Mathor
11-11-2009, 03:22 AM
me + rum = drunk
papayahed
11-11-2009, 09:52 PM
Have you ever noticed how funny it is to see your otherwise serious boss when he's a little tipsey???
JuniperWoolf
12-26-2009, 08:16 AM
Five thirty in the morning on boxing day. No sleep. A bottle of real nice absinthe from my dad. An entire box of truffles. Three or four really packed bowls.
All of these things come together nicely to make a really drunken litnet Robin, and this is the drunk thread, so here it is.
papayahed
12-26-2009, 11:47 AM
Have you ever noticed how funny it is to see your otherwise serious boss when he's a little tipsey???
oh my, when did I write this?????
Virgil
12-26-2009, 01:12 PM
oh my, when did I write this?????
Probably when you were smashed. :D
JuniperWoolf
07-15-2010, 04:00 AM
I'm bumping this thread for future use.
yeah, Smirnoff brand is the only type i've seen flavored such.
Oh yeah, I tried this kind of vodka after I saw this thread last year and it is really, really good. Tastes like Hubba Bubba watermelon gum.
papayahed
08-25-2010, 08:44 PM
Seriously, never order during two for one happy hour with bossman.
BibliophileTRJ
08-25-2010, 08:49 PM
Uh-oh, Papaya.... Did you get all sloppy and start sexually-harassing the boss? :cheers2:
papayahed
08-25-2010, 08:57 PM
Uh-oh, Papaya.... Did you get all sloppy and start sexually-harassing the boss? :cheers2:
Hahah wouldn't that be fun!! :cornut:
HaHa, no there were other people around. jefe ordered a beer but we didn't realize it was happy hour so they brought two and when I told the waiter "I'll just have that" he thought I was ordering instead of saying I'll have that glass of beer so we had four beers sitting there.
papayahed
09-26-2010, 08:30 PM
It never ceases to amaze me at how quickly wine can sneak up on me.
Virgil
09-26-2010, 10:14 PM
It never ceases to amaze me at how quickly wine can sneak up on me.
And margaritas don't? :p How many glasses of wine did you have?
Abookinthebath
10-19-2011, 07:37 PM
No way I'm gonna read those thread at half past.midnight! However, needless to say, typing on a 3 inch keyboard is stupidly difficult at the moment! Thank god for predictive words.on android!
Anyway, my profound drunken thought Is ' why is it you can not see a friend for years, yet it still be like you only saw them yesterday?'
JuniperWoolf
10-19-2011, 10:40 PM
I love this old thread.
kevinthediltz
10-20-2011, 03:18 AM
Drunken thought number one,
The world is a supremely fu*ked up place.
Number two,
I am a supremely fu*ked up individual.
Number three,
I do believe that I am more than content with these two prophecies.
Fair enough.
papayahed
11-11-2011, 06:29 PM
Two beers and a touch screen make for some bad typing.
LadyLuck
11-11-2011, 11:32 PM
Wine is a lovely end to a crummy week.
papayahed
01-25-2012, 11:17 PM
My coworker was wearing girl jeans. And I did not comment.
qimissung
02-02-2012, 07:34 AM
Wow. That's some primo tact you've got there, papaya. :D
papayahed
05-18-2012, 08:04 PM
allllll riiiiiighhhtttt, post turnaround debriefing is always fun. I think changes are on the horizon.
Delta40
05-18-2012, 08:40 PM
Lol. Some profound drunken insights here!
papayahed
05-18-2012, 08:46 PM
Wouldn't macaroni salad be good about now?
Delta40
05-18-2012, 08:49 PM
Wouldn't macaroni salad be good about now?
As long as you can keep it down :nod:
symphony
05-26-2012, 11:57 PM
What's cheap beer without this song?
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yftOy8kz7aE
JuniperWoolf
05-28-2012, 03:39 AM
Vodka is my faaaavorite.
Scheherazade
05-28-2012, 01:07 PM
Vodka is my faaaavorite.For what? Breakfast?
:D
JuniperWoolf
05-29-2012, 02:07 AM
:p Maaaaybe...
islandclimber
01-03-2013, 09:12 AM
Why am I still awake? And, more importantly, why do I feel like the only solution for this is another glass of wine? I must examine reality to the point of madness... Or fall asleep. Or write more mediocre poetry while in an upside down state. So many choices! Pernicious, this. I seem to lack perspicacity at this particular moment in some Minkowskian variation on space time.
*Classic*Charm*
07-31-2013, 12:28 AM
This the one, Juniper?
JuniperWoolf
07-31-2013, 12:36 AM
Here it is! Only now I'm not drunk anymore.
papayahed
08-04-2013, 09:04 AM
Should we sticky it? I know there's been occasion where I've looked for it as well.
cacian
08-05-2013, 04:01 PM
carry the drunk
and be the frank
who cares what sunks
so long it's blunk
I am all funk
drunken or prunk :D
any cider lovers here ???? or is it Le Cidre not Cider?!
JuniperWoolf
08-05-2013, 06:18 PM
Should we sticky it? I know there's been occasion where I've looked for it as well.
That's a fantastic idea.
papayahed
01-17-2015, 11:03 AM
I'm thinking we need a morning after thread as well. I may have stayed out a little late last night and now I have to drive 3.5 hours. A couple of sliders and a big ol' coke would really hit the spot right now.
Sancho
01-20-2015, 10:07 AM
Hair of the dog.
Ya gotta get back on that horse - and ride it.
Why do morning-after remedies/metaphors involve animals?
papayahed
01-25-2015, 10:10 PM
yeah, right?
papayahed
01-25-2015, 10:10 PM
Dang, a nice cold coke would have been really good.
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