What made you laugh?

[Poetess]

What made you laugh today? If you want, what made you laugh in general. Recall your happy moments and share them with us.

As for me, I just laughed and laughed because of a reply I saw in the Philosophical Literature section by Big Al to blazeofglory's Imagine there are no books..and no movies. thread, saying: No Thanks.

That looked really funny to me. I`m sure no offence was included but I just enjoyed it.

[Poetess]

[QUOTE=Poetess;622722]What made you laugh today? If you want, what made you laugh in general. Recall your happy moments and share them with us.

As for me, I just laughed and laughed because of a reply I saw in the Philosophical Literature section by Big Al to blazeofglory's Imagine there are no books..and no movies. thread, saying: No Thanks.

As simple as the answer, it was hilarious.

[Poetess]

^^ If anyone could please delete this lol.

[*Classic*Charm*]

My brother is painting his condo this weekend. The colours he's using are yellow, brown, and red (separate rooms, obviously). I laughed like a complete idiot when he told me that his house will be the colour of bodily fluids. Disgusting, yes, but the way he phrased it absolutely killed me.

[Poetess]

*LOL
That shows how optimistic he isssss

[sprinks]

:lol: I was talking to someone about how I'm doing work experience in a bookshop, and how I can't be excited about it around many of my friends, for my friends have often refused to go to the library because "nerds live in there" and when I told this to the person I was talking to, he replied with "omg, nerds live in the library!!!! AND ALL THIS TIME I'VE BEEN PAYING RENT" :lol:

[Lily Adams]

When I was at my friend house today and his parents' friend was saying how she preferred white rice to fried rice and my friend said that she was a riceist.

Get it? Racist? Riceist?

Totally made my day.

[wilbur lim]

The most humiliating thing today is when I cried woefully,the very antithesis of glee.

[Poetess]

LOOL Guys!!! and that of the nerd!!


wilbur lim, i`m sorry dear :S

[ClaesGefvenberg]

A great reply to a comment about something in the web edition of a local news magazine:

Poster 1: (Really pouring it on about something not to his liking)....blah, blah, blah, and that is the devils own idea!

Poster 2: I deny any involvement in the events mentioned above. Signed Belzebub

:lol::lol::lol:

/Claes

[papayahed]

It's slightly mean but it made me laugh. My department was on a conference call and my boss said that the next time we do audits they should be spaced out over two years because they take too much time. Another coworker pipes up with "I don't mind it, it keeps XXXXX out of the office." The coworker threw in a "just kidding" but it was still darn funny.

XXXXX is the coworker I have been complaining about in other posts.

[Equality72521]

Dustin: Kim, quit being an emotional terrorist! All you do in life is kill people and take their souls! Stop it!

Kim: Actually, emotional terrorists have never killed. They break you down until you can no longer stand life and cause YOURSELF to kill someone else or kill yourself.

Dustin: Well, stop it!

Kim: Why?

Dustin: Because I like my life and soul!

Kim: What soul?

Dustin: D*mn it! Touche.

ahahahahaha. I love my Dustin!

[idiosynchrissy]

I made myself laugh today as usual. I killed an enormous spider in my bathroom. I then proceeded to text my brother who just happens to be terrified of spiders:

I killed an enormous spider in my bathroom today. I'm saving it to garnish your glass the next time you come over.

It's legs are curled up in just the right way to hug the rim of the glass. Tasty!

i then followed up with a picture of the aforementioned spider and cackled with glee.

[Pensive]

Hypocrisy.

[kasie]

[QUOTE=idiosynchrissy;622998] I killed an enormous spider in my bathroom today. I'm saving it to garnish your glass the next time you come over.

It's legs are curled up in just the right way to hug the rim of the glass. Tasty! QUOTE]


You are a truly horrible sibling! But you made me smile at the mental picture of the spider garnish - and no doubt your brother is skilled in responding in kind! :D

[Emil Miller]

I was working for the government in a high rise building in London and a rather randy guy from another section was always coming into ours because he was trying to make headway with my female co-worker who was divorced.
One lunch hour we were standing at the window looking down onto the concourse that fronted the building, when a young girl stated to walk across it. The guy turned to the divorcee and said 'There goes that little minx from upstairs. She's only sixteen but I bet she knows what its all about.'
The divorcee turned to him and said 'That's my daughter.'

[mercy_mankind]

P M :d

[Poetess]

A great reply to a comment about something in the web edition of a local news magazine:

Poster 1: (Really pouring it on about something not to his liking)....blah, blah, blah, and that is the devils own idea!

Poster 2: I deny any involvement in the events mentioned above. Signed Belzebub

:lol::lol::lol:

/Claes
:lol: :lol: :lol: speaking of devils and demons,
Just yesterday, I was sitting with some of my friends (the majority were new but really friendly, and they were the ones who invited me) and talking about devils and demons. One of them wishes to see a ghost. In his dream, which was REALLY serious to him, he held some gun and was killing demon, a real macabre scene as he described it. Suddenly, a HUGE PINK rabbit shows up, and runs in front of him saying "Kill me Motherf*****, kill me kill me!!"

It was hilarious, so after midnight I had to ask, 'Guys, what does "Kill me motherf*****, kill me kill me' reminds you of?"

[wilbur lim]

Today,a little nauseating and grotesque insect came crawling on my hand.

[eyemaker]

a hilarious mosquito-dance by my classmates...

[Lily Adams]

I was working for the government in a high rise building in London and a rather randy guy from another section was always coming into ours because he was trying to make headway with my female co-worker who was divorced.
One lunch hour we were standing at the window looking down onto the concourse that fronted the building, when a young girl stated to walk across it. The guy turned to the divorcee and said 'There goes that little minx from upstairs. She's only sixteen but I bet she knows what its all about.'
The divorcee turned to him and said 'That's my daughter.'

Ooooooooo

Ouch. DX

[ClaesGefvenberg]

The divorcee turned to him and said 'That's my daughter.':lol::lol::lol: That would not have made his task any easier.

/Claes

[Remarkable]

I've been singing all day long with my classmates...I feel mad and wonderful!I have been laughing with the voices,the mimic and all the tripping...

[sprinks]

The people I'm working with :D. They're great! It's funny when they check out the male customers :p. They're so cool and funny :)

[MrK]

:lol: I was talking to someone about how I'm doing work experience in a bookshop, and how I can't be excited about it around many of my friends, for my friends have often refused to go to the library because "nerds live in there" and when I told this to the person I was talking to, he replied with "omg, nerds live in the library!!!! AND ALL THIS TIME I'VE BEEN PAYING RENT" :lol:

LOL!!!

Brian Bean...*OUCH*

I have a 4 month old...he just started belly laughing....so we've been kind of laughing at each other all day...he makes me laugh, and my laughing makes him laugh!

[Emil Miller]

LOL!!!

Brian Bean...*OUCH*

I have a 4 month old...he just started belly laughing....so we've been kind of laughing at each other all day...he makes me laugh, and my laughing makes him laugh!

This is another story that I hope makes you laugh some more.
One day, I was working in the same office when the following conversation took place between two colleagues:

1st colleague: 'I can't stand those silly American phrases like 'Off the wall.'

2nd colleague: 'I couldn't agree more but that's the way the cookie crumbles.'

[Tournesol]

So, I was chatting with my sister today, and she was telling me that she fell down yesterday as she was leaving the front door of the house.

It wasn't funny that she fell, it's just the way she described falling down all of 2 steps..

"I had my shoulder bag strung on my left shoulder, and my laptop in my arms, and as I was walking down the first step, my feet somehow got tangled, and they crumbled beneath me, slowly crumbled. Then, as I neared the ground of the second step, I tried to get my balance, but that was worse. I realized I was apparantly not done falling, and there was nothing to do but wait for my body to roll off the 2nd step. It was slow motion to me..so wierd."

Well, by this time I'm rolling with laughter because of course I haven't had a laugh all day, and she tells me about her slow motion fall...I mean, who falls in slow motion?! Omg...so funny...I'm still laughing little chuckles when I think of it!!

[idiosynchrissy]

this convo took place between me and Gold Digger. in case you're not aware, Gold Digger is my sister. she got a very detailed health screening at work.

Gold Digger: i got my health report. says i'm a man.

me: nice.

G.D.: i question its credibility now. says i need testicular self exams. maybe that just means i have balls.

me: perhaps.

G.D.: it has it in there twice?!

me: well i'm assuming you have two of them.

G.D.: i asked the ladies at the office if theirs said that, and they said no. weird.

and later that night when i reminded "her" to perform the self exam, i just got a big FU. see if i try to help him anymore.

[byquist]

Contemplating Jack Black and his partner fighting the two small weird twins in Nacho Libre. Also, the way he says, "Nachoooooooo."