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[PrinceMyshkin]

And get Nothing
for free!
Nine out of ten losers
prefer Nothing
to Anything!
Nothing will help you
in the kitchen,
the bathroom,
or with those pesky neighbours!

But wait!
Call now
and for a small (but
not altogether negligible)
Shipping and handling charge
we’ll send you
TWICE as much Nothing


For Free!:thumbs_up

[Dark Muse]

LOL, this was quite amusing

[Sweets America]

I love it, but I have the feeling that you already posted this. I remember it. You are oooooold. :D (or maybe it's just me).

Edit: I quickly searched the forum and couldn't find this poem anywhere else. So yes, I guess it is just me. Must be tired. :p You're not that old.

[blazeofglory]

And get Nothing
for free!
Nine out of ten losers
prefer Nothing
to Anything!
Nothing will help you
in the kitchen,
the bathroom,
or with those pesky neighbours!

But wait!
Call now
and for a small (but
not altogether negligible)
Shipping and handling charge
we’ll send you
TWICE as much Nothing


For Free!:thumbs_up

startling.